Little jokes about the Olympics

1. After watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady wiped away tears and said: It’s scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot. They fired without aiming. The children were so frightened that they ran away, and even the ropes couldn't stop them!

2. The reporter asked Lin Dan after the game: "In the match just now, you chased two games in a row despite losing the first set. Everyone was moved by your fighting spirit. What made you feel so good about Lin Dan? Are you so eager to win?”

“That’s because I reposted a Weibo post saying that as long as I win the gold medal, everyone who participates in reposting it will get an iPhone 4S.

3. Yesterday, a good friend said to me: "Wang Hao is so tragic. With three consecutive runner-ups, he has almost become the spokesperson of Sanya City. ”

4. Sun Yang once met a Zen master. He said to the Zen master: The Olympics are coming soon. Can you give me some advice? The Zen master put two gourds and ladles in the water. One is vertical and parallel to the direction of the water flow, and the other is horizontal and perpendicular to the direction of the water flow. Sun Yang suddenly realized: I understand! You must learn to use the power of water! The Zen master smiled and said: Yes, you can't win if you are too aggressive.

5. It is said that the most miserable delegation in this opening ceremony was Japan. They only walked half a circle on the field before they were escorted away by the on-site staff. The wrong way led the whole group to the exit and out of the scene. After going out, they could never come in again... So, when the delegations from all over the world were watching the chrysanthemum stage being lit, the entire Japanese delegation was thinking about life on the sidelines... …A netizen replied: The kid who leads the way is called Wang Erxiao

6. Badminton is nothing more than that. Taufik, Lin Dan, Li Zongwei and Chen Long are all from Fujian...all have different nationalities. Fuyun, in fact, it’s just a gathering of fellow villagers. Don’t play the national anthem anymore, just play "You Will Win If You Fight"