What humorous sentences are there to praise yourself?

1, so annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

2. Today, I was walking on the road. Several girls say I am handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

Just now, a particularly handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time. No one broke the peace until my hands were tired. I slowly put down the mirror.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign, and I will give him two Chinese coins and kill him before I resign.

5, get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, feel someone next to you, turn around, I wipe! What a handsome face. I was startled and calm. It turned out to be a mirror.

6. I set a new world record every day, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.