Find a topic, a humorous topic

I personally collected some humorous conventions, which took me a lot of time. I just want to be a humorous and charming person, so I will fight for this goal! At least for now, I know this road is far away, but since I came into contact with this knowledge and recited five humor conventions every day, I have obviously felt that my humor potential has begun to explode, and I can often flash a lot of available humor in my mind. I also find that I often hear others' laughter when I speak now. That sense of accomplishment is so cool! Cut the crap and read the text.

1. You're welcome. I'm uncle Lei Feng (you answer him/her like this when others say thank you)-what others have helped you, you can say: Thank you uncle Lei Feng.

2. Failure is success (you can comfort others like this when they suffer setbacks or blows)

Don't think that if you bury your little penis in the ground, it will kill the whole earth? You can laugh at each other's simple and idealistic ideas.

In fact, according to the pig's aesthetics, I am basically a handsome guy (you can fight back like this when others laugh at you for being ugly)

I am depressed at the thought that my motherland has not yet agreed to Taiwan Province Province.

6. Grandpa comes from his grandson (you can comfort others when they complain that their work is not good, their salary is low, and they can't see the future and hope. People always have grandchildren before grandfathers.

7. when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds (you can laugh at others for what they have done incredible things)

8. Do whatever you want (when you can't make up your mind, let others make their own decisions, you tell him this)

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning this year, I personally decided not to contact any women for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation (people ask you why you don't find a girlfriend, or you are joking with girls. In fact, it can be used in many occasions)

10. Don't blame the earth for being unattractive as soon as you can't shit (you can laugh at each other for not looking for reasons from yourself and always complaining about external factors).

Another thing that deserves everyone's attention is that I remember by digital memory. What is digital mnemonics? You can check it online. Let's give a simple example. I won't forget the above ten practices now.

1 1. If I were a woman, I would like me.

12. Don't tell common sense to people on earth (when you don't want to talk to someone, just say this to them)

13.**, you are naughty again. How can you be so naughty &; & What about talking (you can say this when the other person is talking without thinking, it may be better to pay attention to sissy)

14. With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it clearly to you (you can tell this to others jokingly when they ask you questions, and of course you should answer his questions carefully after you finish). You can also say: Are you insulting my IQ?

15. Who are you? A stranger sends you a text message, so you can reply.

16. There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you (others say they look down on you, you can fight back).

17. I can't be liked by everyone, and I'm not RMB.

18. I can't please everyone, because not everyone is human ()

19. There was once a legend that people who saw beautiful women in the public would live forever (when teasing friends, you can directly throw out this topic: women, I believe everyone likes to discuss).

20. Harmonious society (the word "harmony" is known to everyone in the world, and it is also a very fashionable vocabulary. Just make a joke with the word "he" from time to time. For example: 1. For the harmonious development of society, take your smelly feet to wash. Today, I finally worked hard to build a harmonious society, and I didn't live in vain.

2 1. Sorry about the cultivation of gcd (for a simple example, God forgot to return your notebook again, sorry about the cultivation of gcd).

22. You have the temperament of a marshal-Marshal Tian Peng (in fact, once you invited a guest to dinner and found someone eating awkwardly, you threw out a sentence: I found that you ate like a marshal-Marshal Tian Peng).

23. Kindness (although I am old, I think this sentence can still make a small counterattack when others are not good to you)

If spring comes, can winter be far behind? On the contrary, due to the recent economic crisis, many people can't find jobs. I recommend this sentence. )

25. * * Effective career (direct example: don't think about messy things all day, think about our * * * effective career)

26. I brought u (everyone knows how to use it, although it is old, but it is not out of date)

Let me introduce myself. I am not very good-looking, my head is ugly, my teeth are exposed, and my ability in some aspects is average, but I am still a good-looking person. (introduce yourself? What you want is special! )

28. Your imagination is really beyond the limits of human beings (laughing at each other's whimsy)

29. Personality problems (such things happen to you, personality problems)

30. People don't love teenagers, people don't love teenagers, and people don't be mean teenagers (people say you are too crazy, you say: people don't love teenagers)

All right! You can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient, and all the cattle people are novices. I can't send you too much at once, lest you just skim the surface, don't practice, don't practice, just a bystander. This is a typical spokesperson for lazy pigs. I know you don't have the image of a lazy pig, but you definitely have the temperament of a pig. My admiration for you is like a raging river, boundless, and like a flooded Yellow River. ! ! !

I once visited a master speaker, and he taught me the most important word, which I will never forget: learning.

Notice, he told me that 99.9999% people just "learn" instead of "learning". The people who really understand the importance of "learning" and put it into practice are those who wander between cow A and cow C. Are you that kind of person? Come and study with me. Now I have clearly felt my self-improvement, so refreshing.

By the way, tell everyone a secret. You must remember to tell everyone around you and keep it a secret for me. Ha ha.

Actually, it's no secret. Let me tell you what I am doing now. I will watch some jokes or classic quotations online for half an hour every night, including cross talk, sketches and advertising words, then write them down and number them, and recite five sentences by digital memory the next morning. In the afternoon, I will edit these five conventions with my mobile phone and send them to my mobile phone, hehe.

Now my collection of heavyweight classic humor conventions has reached 150, and I have memorized 20 published ones.

Try to be a humorous person with me! Anything is possible!

I am pleasantly surprised to find that I can finally use my seven-inch golden mouth to apply my humor to bubble studies!

I accosted a post-90s generation the day before yesterday. My unique skill is my humor, rich expressions and body movements. I called her for 30 minutes the night before yesterday. I asked her out the day before yesterday because my humor foundation has reached a fair state with the support of my friends. During the IOI, she said I was humorous. I was very excited, but I didn't show it at all, but who knows, I was waiting for this sentence.

Cut the crap and insert directly into the text. I won't comment much. Please imagine the application by yourself.

At this moment, on behalf of my family, my bodyguard Saddam Hussein, my secretary Annan and my pet Chen Shui-bian, I thank you for your love!

3 1. Don't take advantage of me in such an old-fashioned way, okay? -But I still like it.

Honey, you must take care of yourself. -I'm talking about weight.

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't used the honey trap yet!

34. Would you stop looking at me like that? I'm so handsome, I have to pay.

35. You are a genius and a born fool.

36. That's it. You ignored me, and now I am a dog.

It's a pity that you don't want to be a beggar in this outfit.

38. In fact, you are very virtuous-you can't do anything at home.

39. Do you owe anyone money? You look so ugly.

40. Are you talking to me? No way, you have the wrong person.