Full text of classic jokes for primary school students

Dad: Son, how was the mid-term exam?

Son: Math 40, Chinese 60, total 100.

Dad: I got good grades in my "General" class. We should work harder on math and Chinese in the future!

two

Dad: Sometimes, a stupid person's question will make a very smart person unable to answer it. Think about it, son Have you ever been in such a situation?

Son: Sorry, Dad, I can't answer your question.

three

A father was furious when he saw his son fighting with someone else's children. He picked up the children and hit them. He beat and cursed: I beat you since I was a child, and I will kill you today!

The son screamed in pain and begged for mercy over and over again. Father asked angrily: Do you dare to hit people?

My son cried and answered, I dare not fight now. I will fight again when I grow up to be a father.

four

Dad has a polygraph. He asked his son, how was your math performance today?

Son: A. The polygraph rang. Dad was very angry and shouted, I got an A at school.

Then the polygraph went off.

five

Xiaomei said to Xiaoming next door, I got a zero today.

Xiaoming: Me too.

Xiaomei: So … will the teacher think that we are cheating each other? !

six

I remember when I was just studying chemistry in grade three, the chemistry teacher asked everyone with a bottle of alcohol, what is this smell?

There are different opinions: "wine taste" and "spicy taste" ...

The chemistry teachers shook their heads one by one, and everyone was at a loss. He smiled and said, "Smell it." Also took a deep breath, as if infinite intoxicated. ...