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Song Yunzhen's quotations

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☆ Kurban Tulum Ayiguli Ali "Well, remember, from now on, your name is Kurban Tulum Ayiguli Ali," Wu Teng said solemnly, "Do you know? Only such a name can make people believe. "

She pricked up her ears and nodded seriously.

"kurban Toulumu Ayiguli Ali." Wu Teng repeated.

......

I clearly remember the ugly name Yunzhen just now, but when I saw so many people, I couldn't remember it when I was nervous.

At this critical juncture, Yunzhen concentrated her wisdom and suddenly remembered a previously heard name of Xinjiang. She bowed deeply to everyone: "Hello, everyone, I have two generations of love."

☆ Yunzhen cried more and more fiercely, and tears flowed down, as if there was something heartbreaking that touched everyone present.

"It's really a place where petals flow like tears and lonely birds cry."

"Who knows it's not finished? Yunzhen cried more and more, so she threw herself on the ground and cried a Korean sentence repeatedly.

"Now I am crying, although a country is divided, mountains and rivers remain forever." Photographer Sun Li was ashamed to see this scene.

Yunzhen looked up and saw that everyone was staring at herself. Realizing her gaffes, she quickly wiped her tears.

"What have you been saying just now? It seems to be the same sentence. "

Yun really wanted to answer, but she sobbed speechless.

After a long time, she choked up and said, "There is no justice ..."

☆ After two people leaned together for a long time, Zhudao said, "Are you a warrior?"

"Are you a warrior?" Allow really looked at the distance trance.

"Nuna," Wu Teng said after a moment's silence, "Do you hate me, too?"

Allow really hard to nod.

"So ... when it snowed, you fell in love with me. In return, I fall in love with you. "

Zhudao hugged his knees, looked up at the sky and said, "It's snowing in Beijing. Let's fall in love."

Yunzhen still remembers that night when he said that boys riding cars and girls were romantic, Zhu Dao looked disdainful.

But he actually kept it in mind all the time.

Yunzhen looked at the clumsy bamboo road from a distance and was moved to tears.

A wish he said casually, but he is trying to realize it.

☆ {There are two super jokes that Zhudao told when he was making Yunzhen laugh. But it's really useless} Xiaoming looks like a tomato ... He fell down while walking. ...

Xiaoming looks like a bike ... he was rode away when he was walking. ...

☆ "Song Yunzhen, what do you want?" YunZhen also straightened up and looked at Zhudao sarcastically, ignoring him.

"..." Zhudao thought for a long time, but he couldn't figure out any reason, so he talked nonsense and importuned. "You have kissed me, don't you want to be responsible?"

Yunzhen almost fell down after hearing this: "In Korea ... women say this when they are pregnant ..."

"So is China!" Zhulu's answer is very reasonable.

Yunzhen couldn't say a word, thinking, Li Zhudao ... you are really invincible. ...

☆ "I'm hiding inside. If my mother comes back, I can see her at first sight. Others will never know that I am waiting for her. "

"A little later, you will freeze to death in it," Yue Xin said. "Bamboo road, cold snow, hot heart."

☆ Everyone has a box in his heart to store beautiful and unforgettable memories. But memory is for storage, not for use.

☆ When love is over, put it in the box.

When I was a child, my father told me that beauty comes from believing. I believe in love.

☆ You think you can only love one person in your life because you loved once and no longer believe. Live to find the right day. Give up everything because of one failure?

True love can only be bought back. Although I may fail, I won't give up.

Because, I believe.