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What are the stages of table tennis in China?
China table tennis player: We should continue to work hard to win the national championship next year.
Before the men's singles champion came into being, there were three grand slam players in China men's table tennis: Liu, Kong and ZhangJike.
but ...
None of them have won the men's singles championship in the National Games. ...
Malone is now the first player to win both the National Games men's singles championship and the Grand Slam championship.
Table tennis level: simple, average, difficult, hell, China, Zhang Yining.
During the World Championships, a foreign player went to China to find out. Playing ball with an China, I got cut by grass. Now that I'm back, I boast in my account-it's inseparable to fight with a China player today. The next day, the gym didn't see this gentleman. Foreign athletes were surprised to see this man on the sidelines. When asked about this, Cai Zhenhua clapped his hands and smiled-this is our team chef.
But who is the chef of the China team?
I only remember this:
China's football team and China's table tennis team can't win.
For the world wave of women's football girls, let me modify it:
No one can win the men's football in China and the table tennis in China.
1980 15-year-old Waldner visited Shanghai with the Swedish table tennis team for a three-month summer camp. When I was practicing in the gym, I lost to a China volleyball player who was training in the gym.
Who dares to engage in table tennis diplomacy now?
-the rhythm of breaking off diplomatic relations in minutes
When the British invented table tennis, they didn't expect it to be today.
China people didn't expect to play cuju today.
A commentator said when explaining the Olympic Games (it seems that it is either the semi-finals or the quarter-finals): This game is not as good as the group stage of the National Games. ...
Yang Zhenning once said that Heisenberg (that is, Heisenberg based on the uncertainty principle) likes to play table tennis, and he is competitive and has played all over the school. Later, an international student from China played better than him, so he came second. The name of this China student is Zhou Peiyuan.
Lao Liang once said in a program that one year an old tile came to China and lay drunk in the street. When the police brought him back, he could only say "Liu". Finally, the sigh pulled Liu and pulled him back.
One year, Wang Tao participated in a CCTV program, showing a kitchen knife to cut the ball.
Deng Yaping doesn't use a towel to wipe his sweat, but always uses sleeves.
It seems that Kong and Liu joined the national team from the provincial team at the same time. Later, they were driven back to the provincial team together because of trouble, and it is likely that they will join the national team for the second time at the same time.
Li Wujun once molested Fukuhara Ai and said, "Everyone thinks you are a beauty." . Xiao Ai said, "Is Li Ge going to ask me something?"
It is said that Xiao Ai's northeast accent is caused by Wang Nan.
1995 Tianjin World Table Tennis Championships, Wang Tao defeated persson in straight sets in the fifth game of the men's team final. After winning the last point, Wang Tao lay directly on the ground, but his hand was open and stretched out in the air, probably trying to shake hands with persson. As soon as I fell to the ground, Liu and Ding Song jumped on me. The video shows that persson tried to walk over and shake hands, and then gave up.
In the men's singles final of Tianjin World Table Tennis Championships, Liu played Kong. Maybe Liu is wearing an A-color coat and Kong is wearing a B-color coat. After the deciding set, Lao Liu's clothes were soaked, and then he took them off and changed them into a B color one, which looked similar to the old one. I guess it was issued by the national team. The referee quit and said, "I'm stupid and I can't tell." The old hole had to change one, which happened to be a color.
Imagine if you are a layman, face blind, and go to the bathroom just after changing clothes. When I came back to see it, I must have lamented that China's table tennis ranks first in the world. Athletes have both straight and cross roads, and their necks can be straight and crooked ...
Bohr seems to have said that if Bayern buys Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi and Neymar, then his dominance in the Bundesliga and China's dominance in the world table tennis can still be fought.
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