Humorous sentences with more personality?

Which funny sentences are more personalized to read? I have compiled some funny sentences with personality, and interested parents can have a look!

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Humorous sentences with more personality?

Which funny sentences are more personalized to read? I have compiled some funny sentences with personality, and interested parents can have a look!

1. After drinking Youlemei milk tea so many times, I didn't see Jay Chou ask me who I was.

2. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underwear and run out of breath.

Never underestimate the curiosity of girls! She can turn out a person's Weibo, comments and replies from last year to the year before last! As long as she wants to know!

If one day you die, it must be * * *.

Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

6. If you study, study. Why do you want to take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?

7. Sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.

The strength of science is that you can't read the answers even if you copy them. The strength of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy the answers.

9. The motherland has not been reunified, so I am not in the mood to study.

10. It took 5 minutes to get up this time. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door has collapsed!

1 1. My love for you is like a tractor climbing a hillside.

12. If you treat me like a game, I will kill you.

13. I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

14. You stay in my aunt's bed and see if my uncle will kill you.

15. Why do you like to escape from the temple so much? Because I like being chased. But all the people chasing you are animals. . . .

16. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I was blind.

17. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you have a parent-teacher conference, your mother-in-law is in front of you, but you can only call your aunt.

18. I will arrive in five minutes. If I don't arrive, please read this newsletter again.

19. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant. .

20. When two people are together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example, if you ignore me, I will ignore you.

2 1. Don't yell at me, your brother has a caller ID.

22. If you wake up in the heat at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

23. When you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

24. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.

I shouted at my deskmate that my deskmate was a pig and he shouted at me that your deskmate was a pig.

Enjoy 1. Class time is like a Fu Nan battery, one section is longer than six.

2. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

3. Other people's property is over 100 million, billions, and billions in their twenties. I'm only 5 million and I'm still painting …

Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

The most frightening thing is that there is a class teacher among the recent visitors.

6.a likes B, B likes C and C likes D, which is why so many people are single. This worldwide problem is not easy to solve.

7. China women's volleyball team lost to Thailand. Who can guarantee that all the players in Thailand are women?

8. I hate Mondays and miss Fridays.

9. Today, the girl's cell phone rang at the front desk of self-study early, and the sound of reading suddenly exploded beside her. * * * This is unity!

10. Old Moon! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

1 1. I will return all the heavy rains I missed in those years.

12. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What do you think is missing?

13. I tried to close the refrigerator door slowly and see when the lights went out.

14. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

15. Neighbours with unencrypted WiFi are good neighbors.

1. I hate to hear the word "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.

You're only young once, and you can't start over. Therefore, it is necessary to be forgiven for subverting the whole world smartly-whimsy wants to be thorough, destruction should be powerful, patents should be obtained when things go wrong, stunts should be forced, and the whole person depends on talent and fate.

3. I thought that my sister was only six and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

I used to love you as a joke, but now you love me as a fart.

Youth is fleeting, no music, no movies, no lovers as preservatives.

6. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

7. Ali: May I kiss you? Peach: No! Ali: What did I just say? Peach: May I kiss you? Ali: Yes, yes!

8. The so-called natural awakening is actually being awakened by urine.

9. * * is the strongest voice in China after class.

10. I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened like this.

A person with personality and funny sentences.