The joke of kneeling for mushrooms.

One day, a mushroom was walking on the road and met a mushroom, which was supported by a black umbrella handle and a yellow pillar. He said, "Are you a mushroom?" Never seen it! The mushroom said, "Yes." ""What kind of mushroom are you? " "I am ... mushroom power! "

What about this?

One day, the mushroom was walking on the road and tripped over the ice. Mushroom is furious: "I have no eyes, go to hell!" " "Ice is dead, because the" army "made the" soldier "die, and the" soldier "also died ~ ~ ~