What are the top ten most disgusting jokes?

The world ranking of the most disgusting paragraphs (1) Some people like the dish "spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" He asked in disappointment. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " The waiter replied. According to the waiter's instructions, the man saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's food has been eaten almost, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full. The man thought that a gentleman had wasted delicious food, so he went up to the gentleman and pointed to the "spicy vermicelli pot" and politely asked, "Do you want more, sir?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, he swallowed half. Suddenly, he found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with all its hair. In a fit of nausea, the man vomited all the fans he had eaten back into the casserole. When he had a stomachache there, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?" I'm like this ... "2. The list of the world's most disgusting jokes (2) On the day of begging, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" "The boss cut him some slack. After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick. The boss thought, why do beggars want toothpicks instead of rice now? I also gave him one to send away, not too old, and another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "A man vomited, and I came late. The two beggars in front ate everything I could, and now there is only soup left.". Can you give me a straw? " 3, the world's most disgusting jokes ranking (3) "Vomiting" The boss and the second child are flying, and the second child is airsick and keeps vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half of it and throw up." 4. ranking of the most disgusting paragraphs in the world (4) "saving food" was dishonest when eating when I was a child. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: 60 years of suffering, no food to eat, and never throw out the nose excrement. 5. ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (5) "shopping" a person saw a store having a big sale and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man has been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refuses to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time. As a result, he still has to go home and take the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole and found the salesman. "What do you want?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. " "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper. 6. Rank of the world's most disgusting jokes (6) The boss and the second child of "Drinking Phlegm" went to the theater to see the play, and saw that they were arguing about the plot development halfway and made a bet. The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what's there. "It's a pity that the boss lost, so the boss took a sip with a frown. The two went on to bet on the next plot. This time, the second child lost. I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and swallow fifteen mouthfuls in one gulp. Surprised and envious, the boss said to the second child, "You are so amazing that you can drink fifteen mouthfuls!" " "The second shook his head. "I don't want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting! " "7. List of the world's most disgusting jokes (7)" Chocolate "A man and his friends went to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friends began to eat peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "oh! Hmm! Alas! Because all my teeth have fallen out, I can only suck out the chocolate. Old, cough. . . . 8. ranking of the most disgusting jokes in the world (8) toilet paper there was a rich man who wanted to find a servant. The topic of the interview is going to the toilet. The first few people didn't wash their hands when they came out, so the rich man sent them away. Only one person washed his hands and the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found that he didn't wash his hands when he came out. The rich man asked him why. The servant replied, "I brought toilet paper today ..." 9. The story of pig blood cake There was a young man who especially liked pig blood cake. Once when he was shopping, he found an old lady selling pig blood cakes on the street and bought one. After eating it, he felt that it was different from the pig blood cake he had eaten before, so he went back and asked the old lady to buy another one, but. ! ! ! ! ! ! 10, ranked as the world's most disgusting paragraph (10th) The Story of Hot Powder has a stall selling hot powder, which has always attracted customers because of its delicious taste. One night, a guest came to buy hot powder to eat. While waiting, the man suddenly felt a sore throat. He coughed a few times and spit it out. At this time, the boss lifted the lid of bone soup to prepare a spoonful of soup, and this sputum just spit in the pot. The two men looked at each other and didn't make any noise. Later, a farmer-like person also came to buy hot powder to eat. He saw thick phlegm floating in the bone soup and said to the boss, boss, we are usually short of oil and water. Can you give me the oil slick in the soup? Thank you very much The boss still didn't say anything, and quickly scooped thick phlegm into his hot powder.