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What funny old Chinese sentence paragraphs contain "death"?

1, first from the text, missed for three years; Change martial arts, send an arrow to the tinker, drum collectors in the middle, and get out one by one; Doing business again, cheating once, stealing twice, three bandits; I worked hard, one year old drought, one year old flood, one year old migratory locust; I studied medicine and achieved something. Write a prescription, eat it and die. I went to the underworld and waited for Emperor Yan to go to court for a long time, but I couldn't bear to part with it. When I asked him, the ghost soldier said that Wang laughed wildly at the file at his feet and was startled in the backyard and didn't wake up. ...

2, first from the text, missed three years; After practicing martial arts, the tinker made an arrow, and the drums were deafening, one after another; He studied medicine and achieved something. He wrote a good prescription, ate it and died.

3. Da suffered from gangrene on his back in Beiping and recovered slightly. The emperor sent his eldest son, Huizu, to work and found a man named. In February of the following year, he was seriously ill and died.