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My home was robbed, but the thief took away the entire money and left the change untouched. Why?

My home was stolen, but the thief took away the entire money and left the change behind:

The thief was originally illegal, the time was short, and the environment was tense. Just run away if you have something.

Change takes up a lot of space and is inconvenient to carry.

No change found.

It is enough to urgently need money to solve the problem.

You didn’t hurt him, you got it successfully, so be a favor.

Don’t do things the wrong way, but follow the rules.

The thief's "Rules of the Stealing Industry":

You must not injure someone if you steal something without being attacked.

Stealing is the purpose, never killing.

When discovered, he immediately put down his things and ran for his life.

It is important to save your life when attacked.

If you are caught, immediately admit your fault, return your property and be humble.

Use the method of stealing but never use the method of robbery.

Don’t steal all the belongings and money of the elderly and children, but leave money for traveling.

Only steal money and items from rich people and donate 50 to charity.

If you see someone begging for food, give him a little bit of it.

Do not steal unless you are particularly nervous. Survive by hard work and hard work.

I really couldn’t live anymore, so I took this path of stealing for the sake of my children and the elderly.

The dignity of a thief is not to hit or rob.

What to do if you encounter a thief

The most important thing is to stay calm and believe that you can protect yourself.

Thieves who dare to break into houses are the most courageous, so you should be particularly cautious in dealing with them.

When you open your eyes while sleeping and see a dark shadow, you must restrain your screams and don't disturb him easily.

If there is someone around, wake him up gently, pretend to talk in his sleep, and make some noise deliberately, so that the thief will temporarily stop stealing.

Observe whether you have really discovered him. Neither party dares to make a move easily, which can buy you valuable preparation time.

The man jumped up and shouted loudly, shouting! The woman turns on the light and the strategy is to scare.

The thief will be frightened and will quickly move towards the door. Do not rush towards the door at this time and keep a safe distance.

If he wants to leave, let him go, but leave his things behind and won't call the police.

Put on the attitude that I'm not afraid of you and am willing to let you live, and don't push your opponent into a desperate situation.

Delaying time, searching for convenient weapons, and fighting mainly rely on the word "brave".

The thief loses his momentum and can run away without fighting you.

When a burglary turns into a serious injury, it is often because the victim refuses to give the thief a chance to escape, forcing him to take the risk.

If he really ran away, congratulations, the defense was successful.

If you are really brave enough not to run away, just go ahead and fight with all your might. When we meet on a narrow road, the brave will win. You can be a hero.

The single girl's deliberate noise did not make him stop, and she lay obediently on the bed, pretending not to notice.

The thief will leave quickly after getting the property. Wait until he leaves before turning on the lights and calling the police.

The most important thing at all times is to protect your own safety.

He rushes forward and covers your mouth. The only principle for a single woman when encountering a burglary is to protect her own life.

When pickpocketing on the street, you must first attract the attention of the people around you, shout first and then take action, just to restrain them.

The bus was stolen and shouted: "Master, don't stop, my things have been stolen!" Bus drivers have received special training and are the most trustworthy partners. Thieves will take advantage of the situation and throw it into someone else's car. Corners, carefully search to recover property, and abnormalities can be discovered from surveillance.

Principles when encountering a thief: Stay calm, protect yourself first, get the upper hand, and be prepared. How to prevent thieves:

Install anti-theft windows. There are standards for this. The stronger, the better.

Before going to bed at night, it is recommended to turn on a light in the room to avoid great danger.

Make a habit of keeping self-defense tools at hand, including anti-wolf spray under your pillow.

The targets of theft are mobile phones and cash, and the gold and silver jewelry should be hidden by yourself.

It is not recommended to put money in the inner pocket of the jacket, or in a backpack or handbag. Low profile.

Don’t crowd around in crowded places. Thieves like to attack, so be especially careful.

Put your bag in front of your body when you stop, and change sides from time to time while walking to prevent thieves from taking advantage of you.

I found money stolen while shopping. I recalled the location of the theft and found the lost card and ID.

Put the bag on the public transport vehicle to the front of the body and use it as a shield. Prevent the loss of property and prevent perverts from attacking the chest.

The thief’s method of committing crimes is to take advantage of people’s unpreparedness, so if you always have it in your hand and keep it in mind, there will be no thief. Some tips to prevent thieves:

When you find a thief breaking into your house and make sure you are safe, secretly call the police.

The thief is armed with a knife. Ensure the safety of yourself and your family first. Wait until the thief moves to another room or goes downstairs before calling the police or calling for help.

If you find a thief in the car targeting someone else or your own pocket, quietly walk up to the driver and tell the driver to drive directly to the police station. Don’t identify who it is too early, lest the thief has a dagger to hurt someone.

If you find a thief on the road: you should step forward tactfully and greet the other person cordially. The thief will leave as soon as he sees someone you know. Once the thief has succeeded, you should unite with the people around you to catch the thief and call the police.

If the thief wants a gun, just give it to him. Don't anger him, deal with him tactfully, and look for opportunities to call the police. Your thief is a master.

Leave a glimmer of hope in everything so that we can meet again in the future; leave a glimmer of hope in everything so that we can visit you again in the future.

No matter why, he still calls the police. One day he will be caught by the police and he will be compensated if he confesses the case.

Thieves are not short of money. Then you can exclude some people, or those who have never been hungry.

If you steal the money without touching anything, you are familiar with it. Maybe it is difficult to prevent a house thief! If the amount of money reaches a certain level without touching anything, but you steal the money directly, you may not have any change. Spend, so I’ll leave you some money for fried dough sticks and soy milk.

Let’s see if it was your child who did it.

If the thief took away the change, he would be a fool. Taking the money and running away is the basic quality of a thief.

Social security has improved, and many thieves do not want change.

What should you do in the future:

Put money and valuables away.

Do a good job in preventing theft.

Tell your family to stay safe.

Teach family members how to manage money and not spend money indiscriminately.

If you don’t have much property, just buy it as a lesson, find out the reason, and prevent it from being stolen next time.

If there is a lot of property, call the police and they might be able to get it back. Uncle police, the police sisters are so powerful.