Withdraw money joke

"There were no customers in the savings hall of CCB at noon yesterday. I was sitting in a daze at the window of the access counter when a female customer walked into the hall and came to my window. She handed me a note saying that she wanted to withdraw money. I took the note and looked at it. It says: Comrade xx is hereby sent to your bank to withdraw RMB100000. The next signature is the General Office of the Central Committee of the CPC.

"Looking at this highly irregular handwritten note, I immediately decided that it was a scam, but I just think this scam is too naive. I was hesitating whether to call the police or not, when I suddenly found that the woman was in a trance and her clothes were messy. I realized that she might be a psycho, so I gave up the idea of calling the police and handed her over to the security guard in the lobby.

"After listening to my introduction, the lobby security guard said to the woman: If you want to withdraw money from this note, you have to go to the police station across the street and ask the director to stamp it for you. The woman listened to the security guard and ran to the police station across the street without thinking. Seeing this scene, I really admire this security guard.

"After lunch time, the hall began to become lively. At this moment, the woman came in excitedly. The security guard and I looked straight in surprise. You know, this police station is now good in and bad out. The two of us quickly asked the woman what was going on. The woman said happily that JC on duty told her that now, in order to facilitate the masses, the office procedures have been simplified and money can be withdrawn without the stamp of the police station. After listening to this woman, I have to admire this JC eldest brother. Who says JC quality is poor now? You see how skillful this JC brother is. A bureaucratic phrase fooled us back into this trouble. Well, I can't refuse to accept it.

"Now I can't do anything with the security guards in the lobby, so I have to give this woman to the supervisor in the lobby. After finding out the ins and outs of the matter, the supervisor in the lobby asked the lady, What are you doing with the money? The woman said: buy delicious food and buy good clothes. After listening to her words, the lobby supervisor said, This is China Construction Bank. The money we get here can only be used to build houses and eat food. Therefore, to buy delicious food, you have to go to the Agricultural Bank next door, and to buy clothes, you have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bank opposite. After listening to the lobby supervisor, the woman left excitedly again. Looking at the back of her departure, I admired our lobby supervisor.

"After a while, we all forgot about it, and the woman came back. Looking at her, I was dumbfounded with the lobby security guard and the supervisor. This is amazing! We asked the woman what was going on, and she said that the people at the Agricultural Bank told her that only farmers could withdraw money from the Agricultural Bank, and that she was a city hukou and could not withdraw money. Later, she went to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China and was told that this is the' Volkswagen Bank' and you can't take it. Finally, people also said that you, a' cheap' person, can only go to CCB to withdraw money. So, she came back.

"The amount of god! Now this society is really fooled by the whole people, and everyone is a master of fooling. It's really hard to get out of trouble. Therefore, it is better to treat others sincerely!

"Just when we were dumbfounded, the President came. The president took the note, looked at it, and said' nonsense' to us. Then he turned to the woman and said kindly, "Comrade, it's not that we don't receive you. You are sent by the central government. Our level is not enough. We must get it back from the central bank!