In a bad mood, ask for a few jokes.

Once, I went to a unit for an interview with a security guard.

After entering, the boss asked me, "What is your ideal security guard?"

I put on a big card and said, "every month 10000 yuan, including food and shelter." I have a one-month paid holiday every year and arrange a five-star villa. "

The boss looked at me and said, "I'll give you 20 thousand a month, including food and accommodation, paid vacation for two months every year, and arrange the best villa." How's it going? "

I am very excited: "You are kidding!"

The boss said calmly, "You played a joke on me first."