Any funny jokes recently? Want something very funny! classic

The little centipede said something to his father, and his father was shocked. (Because what he said is: Dad bought me shoes)

What is more painful than a giraffe with a long neck? (Centipede has athlete's foot)

Once upon a time there was a bean. His wife cheated on him and he became a mung bean. One day he committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor. He bled a lot and turned into a red bean; he kept bleeding. , turned into a soybean again; the wound became scarred, and finally turned into a black bean; after surviving the catastrophe, he had a great enlightenment, joined the AV industry, and became a soybean; later, he saw through the world, resolutely came out, and finally became a bent (pea) bean...

Reporter: Seriously, do you really change diapers for your children? Yao Ming: Why don't you lie down and I'll change it for you! To tell you the truth, I can change my baby's diapers, breastfeed, etc. with just one foot. Reporter: I don’t believe it! Yao Ming: Really, you don’t even have to turn on the lights. Reporter: Impossible! How do you want to change it? Yao Ming: Wake up my wife with one foot!

Revisiting an old joke: A man went to a bookstore to buy a book and asked: Where is "Happy Married Life"? Clerk: This book is a fantasy novel, in the first row. Man: What about "How to Get Along as a Couple"? Clerk: This book is a martial arts novel and is in the second row. Men: "Essentials of Financial Management and House Buying"? Clerk: That’s delusional syndrome, a mental illness. It’s in the eighth row. Men: "The man should be the head of the family"? Clerk: We don’t sell fairy tale books here

Let me tell you a touching story: A man was born, and all of a sudden, the bird was flying, and the bird was flying! Then he died. So touching! This story is called "The Sorrow of an Illiterate".

The teacher only asked one question during the midterm exam: What is courage? One student handed in only five words: This is courage! Teacher: "Come here, little bunny. I have two questions for you. If you answer the first question, you don't have to answer the second question." Teacher: "How many hairs do you have?" Classmate : "One hundred and twenty million thirty-six hundred and one." Teacher: "How do you know?" Classmate: "There is no need to answer this question."

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