Who can tell me an interesting joke? Not too much water.

The heart is a pocket. Less things are called scheming, more things are called scheming, more things are called childhood scheming, and more things are called scheming. Eating too much can lead to myocardial infarction.

Three children run faster than their father. The first child said: My father is the fastest. The coffee cup on the table fell off. He can catch the cup before it falls to the ground.

The second child said: My dad is quick. He went hunting and shot a deer 200 meters away. He can rush to catch the deer before it hits the ground.

The third said: My father is a civil servant. He gets off work at five o'clock every afternoon and gets home at half past four. This is too fast! ! ?

A young man threatened to commit suicide on the rooftop, and everyone was watching. The policeman asked why, and the young man said: My girlfriend who talked for eight years ran away with the local tyrant and will get married tomorrow. Feeling alive is boring! An old man next to you replied: You slept with someone else's wife for eight years, and you still have the face to commit suicide here? The young man thought for a moment, yes, he came down with a smile.

A buddy's mobile phone was stolen near the railway station. He immediately asked his friend to send a message to his mobile phone: "Brother, the train is leaving soon. I can't wait for you, I'll go first! " I owe you 20,000 yuan, which I put in the locker A 19 in the cloakroom of the railway station. The password is 1685 ".

Half an hour later, in front of the A 19 counter in the cloakroom of the railway station, the second goods that stole the mobile phone were caught alive.