Jokes and allegorical sayings of ancient poetry couplets reflecting the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters

Joke: once, a village held a meeting and only heard the radio say, "police, shrimp, no!" "

Pickled melons and pickles are too expensive! Comrades and villagers, don't talk, let's have a meeting now! )"

The host said, "please give me sausage and pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. ) "The steward said,"

The dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk. There is enough food today. Let's make a big bowl. )"

Xiehouyu:

The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.

Birthday star Qi Xianhe-No road. No deer.

Put in eighteen dollars first-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles).

Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

Tie a braid in the back-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

The stove turned over-what bad luck. (Pour coal).

Smoke in the rice cooker-confusion. The rice is burnt.

Visit the West Lake, lift the tin pot, put it down, and cherish the tin lake.

It is rare for Nanping to sell more blue bottles than Nanping.

Nantong Zhou Bei Zhou Tongnan Zhou Tong Zhou Tong Tongnan Zhou Tong Tongnan.

Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading

East pawnbroker, west pawnbroker, east pawnbroker and west pawnbroker as things.

Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Willow, Wangjiang Liu Xia Wangjiang Tower, the eternal Jianglou, and the eternal Liujiang.

Printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow, printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow for thousands of years.

Poetry platform competition, poetry talent competition, poetry platform poetry talent competition, poetry platform peerless, poetry talent peerless.

Baita Street, blacksmith, making a red furnace, burning black charcoal, emitting smoke, flashing blue light and quenching purple iron, sitting facing south and beating things.

Danshuiwan, a farmer in bad karma, wears a cool hat, bends over, basks in the heat, sweats, cuts sweet sugar cane and raises his wife, children and grandchildren.

Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day when you are free.

It's hard to ask for help, it's hard to find someone, and it's hard for everyone to find someone.

Chinese New Year is bitter, Chinese New Year is bitter, and Chinese New Year is bitter every year.

A cup of green tea can quench one's thirst.

The sound of nature is the heart of Lele musicians.

Seven-string wonderful music, the sound of Lele Yuefu

Charcoal is desalted, and black and white mountains are parallel imports.

Bamboo is horizontal and hemp is vertical, and yellow is not connected with short curtains.

Bamboo horizontal hemp vertical, green and yellow soft and hard curtains.

The moonlight shines on the screen window, and everyone is wise

The wind sends flowers all over the garden, and there are bursts of flowers and Mei Lanfang.

Smoke along the road

Fog covers the aviary, no fog.

Lonely and cold, widowed

Handsome, beautiful and lonely.

Sanbaodi, Yinshan, Xijinyu, Tieweng City

Confucius, Mencius, Mozi, sage of Huaxia Middle School

Always take the bait, always take the bait, always take the test, always take the test, always take the test.

One person's congress, two people's days, great human feelings, great human feelings.

Shanghai tap water comes from the sea.

Shanxi Hangkong Temple hangs in the Western Hills.

Move the chair and lean on tung to enjoy the moon.

Wait for the lights to go to the pavilion and attack each other.

Word separation:

The water with insects is turbid, the water with fish is fishing, and the water with water is Vivi's.

The wood is the base, the wood is the end, the wood is the wood, and the pine and cypress are dense.

Look at the wood on the door.

Si Shin Kuhn Ueda

There is less water and sand.

It is made of earth embankment.

Silkworm is a world worm.

Hong is a riverside bird.

Walk past three stones in Qiao Lei.

The way to separate the two mountains

The freezing rain sprinkled people at two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west.

Divide customers.

The mouth of the world is bent on swallowing me.

Among them, the border king of Wang Ren intends to be in full power.

An unclear opening will split in two.

Twenty heads will be cut off with eight knives.

Feng tamed Feng tamed the five princes.

One person in Iraq is Yin, and none in Yi Yin is Yuan.

The old wood has withered, but this wood has become wood.

Good girls are better than good girls.

People used to be monks and can become buddhas.

A woman is as humble as a handmaid and can be called a slave.