A joke about paying back the money

1. Yesterday I saw a girl's signature: "Who will accompany me this year? 1 1 1. I want him to celebrate Father's Day next year. " Suddenly I think she is very domineering. I replied: "2012/6/17-20111= 219 (days), that is. What an overbearing cuckold husband.

The hostess had just taken a bath when the doorbell rang and the male neighbor came. Q: Can I help you? No big deal. Well, you take off your bathrobe and I'll give you 3000 yuan. The hostess hesitated for a moment and gritted her teeth. After entering the room, the husband asked, who is knocking at the door? A: Next door neighbor. Husband: He lent me 3000 yuan yesterday. Is it to pay back the money? The hostess was dumbfounded at once.

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