Cold jokes, pranks and brain teasers.

Brainstorming means that when thinking encounters special obstacles, you should quickly leave the habit of thinking and think about the problem from other aspects. Generally speaking, it refers to some intellectual questions that cannot be answered by the usual way of thinking. The following is my brain teaser about cold jokes, welcome for your reference!

1 cold jokes, pranks and brain teasers

1, who is the most disobedient? Answer: deaf

2. How can I put my left hand completely in your right trouser pocket and my right hand completely in your left trouser pocket? Answer: Wear pants backwards.

On a snowy day, Gao Jiawen turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows. Why does he still feel cold? Answer: He is outside the door.

As long as you call its name, you will destroy it. What is this? Answer: Silence.

Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces. Answer: Yes, they are standing face to face.

6. Under what circumstances will people burst into tears? A: When cremated.

7. The police found an intelligent murder case. No clues were left at the scene and no witnesses were found. But an hour later, the police announced that the case was solved. Why? Answer: The murderer turned himself in.

8. Why do hens all over the world have short legs? Answer: so that the eggs won't break.

9. What if uncooked rice is cooked by accident? Answer: Prepare for dinner.

10, when 5 is greater than o, o is greater than 2, and 2 is greater than 5? Answer: Rock, scissors, cloth.

1 1, a heavy rain, farmers who were busy sowing fled, but there was still one person. Why? Answer: Scarecrow

12, what else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? Answer: You are not stupid.

13, the wolf dragged away the ewe, why didn't the lamb follow quietly? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly.

14, Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Answer: He brushed his false teeth.

15, a place is on fire. Although many people were fighting the fire, no one reported the fire. Isn't that strange? Answer: The fire brigade is on fire.

16, there was an accident and collision on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? Answer: Because the driver used a coffin car to transport people who died of lung cancer.

17, smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? Answer: This is because the man who smokes is a character in the movie.

18. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? Answer: murder weapon.

19, a man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim and has no transportation, but he passed. Why? Answer: He fainted.

20. Why can't you see your footprints when you walk on the beach? Answer: He is walking backwards.

2 1, adzuki beans and mung beans are put on a plate. Why did Xiao Wang separate them at once? Answer: There is only one kind of red bean like mung bean.

22. What is broken that will not be punished but will be rewarded? Answer: record

Both Wang and Li turn a blind eye to do things. Why should Wang perform and Li be punished? A: Because Wang is the shooter and Li is the shopkeeper.

24. What water can never be used up? Answer: tears

25. A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? Answer: The school where his home is located is not the school where he goes to school.

The 26-year-old Li Zhe looks ordinary and has nothing special, but he can blink for hours on end. How did he do it? Answer: As long as he closes his eyes, he won't blink.

27. Where is asking for trouble? Answer: pharmacy

28. Grandpa is proficient in the art of war, but he loses to others every time he plays chess. What art of war did he use? A: The soldiers will block.

29. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone has only one right eye.

30. Xiaoming is blowing an electric fan. Why is he still sweating? Answer: He is blowing the electric fan, but the electric fan doesn't blow him.

3 1, there is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. You are not allowed to break the bottle, pull out the cork, or drill holes in the cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle.

32. When Lan Lan passed a city, there happened to be a big earthquake. Why is light light blue safe and sound? Answer: She flew by.

33. What is obviously yours, but others use it much more than you? Answer: Your name.

Cold jokes play tricks on people's brains.

1. Pigs are treasures and very useful. What's the use of pigs for human beings? Answer: It can also be used to call names.

2. What does the elephant's left ear look like? Answer: Right ear

I can't buy any books in the bookstore. Answer: suicide note

4. What hat can't you wear? Answer: Nuts.

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? A: He aimed freely.

6. Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? Answer: The driver didn't drive.

7. Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? Answer: Three generations.

In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? A: Both of them are blank.

9. Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? Answer: February

10, there is a place to teach bad guys, but no police dare to take action against them. Where is the answer: detention center.

1 1. What do most self-employed people eat in today's society? Answer: mouth

12. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? Answer: Remove two points of water.

13, Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person, why can he not blink for more than ten hours? Answer: Sleep.

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