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Zhu Jinchun's Diversity Plot

Episode 1

Zhu Jinchun, an eccentric old man, lives in a wooden house on the mountain and claims to be the emperor. Wandering in the street all day, he was caught by the police. A reporter visited him. He said he was the emperor and told reporters about the past. When he was 29 years old, he lived in Hutou Town. His stepmother, You Rusi, was a matchmaker, and his brother, Niu Xiangfen, was a barber. He liked Rong Rong, the daughter of Yi Shugong, the pawnbroker, and wanted to marry her. However, he was so fond of money that he asked him to pay 1 Long Yang as a gift before he could marry his daughter, but Zhu had no money. Zhu's village holds a gun fight every year. There is a gun fight team in the village, but it was injured by Master Huang and his disciples in the neighboring village. Zhu was originally a backup, but he was elected as the captain, so he asked his brother, friends Da Jiurong, Niu Yugan and Mo Ermao for help. If you succeed in grabbing the gun, you can get a bonus and marry Rong Rong, so he began to practice hard.

Episode 2

On the day of grabbing the gun, after a fierce struggle, Zhu and his friends finally won. He asked his brother for a bonus. Unexpectedly, he lost all his money. Zhu was very disappointed. Rong Rong's father wants to marry Rong Rong to the son of squire Dong Juren, and Zhu has to work hard to raise money. One day, he found out that Wu, a temple wish, was good at pretending to be a monster and defrauding villagers of money. Wu begged him not to expose it and asked him for help, saying that he could benefit him. So Zhu pretended to be a water monster and made a sum of money in cooperation with Wu, but it was still not enough to marry Rong Rong, so Wu asked Zhu to pretend to be a bodhisattva of the Northern Emperor and then defrauded the villagers of money. One day, while walking in the Woods, Zhu and Rong Rong met an injured revolutionary named Bi Zhenbang, who begged Zhu to hide in the Beidi Temple for him. The next day, Colonel Huang and the army went to the village to look for Bi, and later they found the Beidi Temple. It happened that Zhu was playing the role of a bodhisattva to cheat the villagers of money, but the army exposed him. When Rong's father learned that, he decided to give his daughter to Dong as his wife. Zhu learned that Dong's son died early, so he sneaked into Dong's family to find Rong Rong on the day of meeting the bride. In the middle of the night, Zhu left Dong's family to repent at the Beidi Temple. When he met Wu Duohao, Wu was drunk and said that he would chop Zhu. During the entanglement, Zhu accidentally knocked down the candlestick and caused a fire.

Episode 3

When Wu saw a fire in the temple, he was furious. He chased Zhu with a knife, and Zhu fled and walked to the side of the mountain. Just two villagers were robbed by thieves here, and Zhu was stopped by thieves. Fortunately, Bi Zhenbang appeared and secretly helped Zhu fight the thief away. The villagers fled back to the village, saying that Zhu had beaten the thief back. Dong Juren presented Zhu with a certificate of award and asked him to be an honorary coach in the village. His brother Xiang Fen was a teaching assistant, teaching villagers martial arts and resisting thieves. But Zhu doesn't know martial arts, so he has to consult before he can teach the villagers. Soon after receiving a new task to leave, Zhu had to teach the villagers himself. Soon, a thief robbed the village, and Zhu summoned the villagers in the ancestral hall to fight against the thief. The thief first went to the grocery store and smashed the objects, and then went to the barber shop, pawn shop and coffin shop for looting. Although Zhu and the villagers defeated the thief, they failed to protect their property and were dismissed. Zhu was unhappy, and later decided to join the army with Niu, Mo, Da and Fen. When he left, he met Rong Rong, saying that he would come back to pick her up after saving enough money and told her to wait for himself. In the recruitment office, after the interview, all five of them failed. Because they were desperate, they went to a nearby village to rob. Unexpectedly, the villagers were so poor that they gave away their money instead. Afterwards, they tried to rob the bodyguard car, but they didn't dare to do it because there were many people in the bodyguard bureau. When they saw that the bodyguard bureau hid the gold and silver jewelry in the cave, they went in to steal the gold and silver jewelry after the people in the bodyguard bureau left, but they were found by the people in the bodyguard bureau and waited for them outside the cave.

Episode 4

Zhu and others were caught in the cave by thieves. The thief's leader Long Yuwei ordered them to work in the kitchen. Long Youmei's name was Chuan Yun. Because she liked Zhu, she asked her brother to send Zhu to the laboratory to help the old professor install organs for the cottage. Zhu accidentally opened the mechanism to trap the dragon and hurt him. The dragon was furious and wanted to kill them. They stole it in a hurry. Although they managed to escape, most of them were caught by thieves. Zhu and others returned to the cottage and begged the dragon not to kill the big one. Seeing that they were loyal enough, the dragon not only accepted them as apprentices, but also married his sister to Zhu. As a result, Zhu found his brother to replace them, so Fen and Feng became relatives. The dragon ordered them to rob the famous Yongtong bank down the mountain, but it was defeated. Instead, they were chased by Wang Tuanchang and his adjutant Teng Ji. They fled back to the cottage, and Wang Tuanchang chased into the village. He was trapped by the dragon's use of the newly-installed mechanism of the cottage. The dragon tried to shoot him, but Zhu stopped him, but the mechanism was accidentally opened, and Wang Tuanchang was able to escape. The dragon said that Zhu intended to let Wang go and wanted to fight with him. As a result, the dragon died and the thieves pushed Zhu. After Zhu became a thief, he went down the mountain to pick up his mother and returned to the cottage to enjoy himself. After the king's head surrounded the stronghold with a large number of his men, Zhu and the thieves went to the powder magazine to get arms and fight with them. Only then did they find that the arms were stolen and sold by one of the thieves, and Zhu and others tried to rush out to fight with the king, but they stopped them.

Episode 5

Colonel Wang and a large number of soldiers surrounded the shanzhai, but Zhu had no choice but to surrender with them. Wang not only did not want them to go to jail, but took them in as soldiers in the army, and Zhu even became a company commander. Zhu Guanyun prospered, from the initial company commander to the head and then to the brigade commander. After he became a brigade commander, the guard summoned him and said that he had a secret task to do. Before doing it, Zhu and others were asked to receive training in a secret army. The secret army is called Devil Corps, and its head is Dai Jian. Neither he nor his adopted son Dai Yue likes Zhu and others, so they are embarrassed. They received different training, which was very hard. Zhu could hardly bear it. Zhu and others decided to retaliate and put croton in breakfast, so the officers and men of the whole regiment felt uncomfortable. At that time, the guard sent a secret mission, and the result was only carried out by Zhu and others. They were asked to go to the Marshal's Mansion to assassinate his sworn enemy Che Cannon. Che was drinking with the Marshal at that time, and Zhu and others killed the Marshal by mistake.

Episode 6

Zhu's brother Fen, in a hurry, said that he had come to protect Che Dashuai, so he was all promoted. Zhu later became a warlord, covered in badges and very imposing. Zhu moved into the Dashuai mansion and enjoyed the splendor. One day, Zhu's mother dreamed that Zhu's father was suffering in Jiuquan, so everyone decided to go back to his hometown to worship and repair the tomb. When they arrived outside the town, the villagers welcomed Zhu and others back to their hometown in clothes, and Dong also gave a speech at the welcoming meeting, praising Zhu. When Zhu asked about Rong Rong's recent situation, Dong actually said that she had an affair with Wu Duo and asked Zhu to preside over the trial at the ancestral temple. It turned out that Rong Rong was wronged, but it was actually Wu who wanted to flirt with Rong Rong. Everyone agreed to immerse Wu in a pig cage. They threw Wu into the river, but Wu escaped and claimed revenge on Zhu. Rong Rong thanked Zhu and visited Zhu's home. Zhu wanted to marry her and told her to go home and break off her engagement with Dong. The next day, Dong, Yi and all the villagers set up a chastity memorial archway for Rong Rong, and set up a moral model society, inviting Zhu to be the honorary president forever, which made Zhu and Rong afraid to mention marriage again. Disappointed, they had to pack up and leave Hutou Town.

Episode 7

Bi Zhenbang was assigned to assassinate the newly rising warlord Zhu Dashuai. Che Dashuai visited Zhujiajian and asked Zhu to jointly attack Deng Dashuai with him. Zhu refused, and Che left in great anger. Since leaving Rongrong, Zhu has often been unhappy, and his brother Fennai invited him to travel incognito for fun. Zhu Jifen watched people play magic first, and then gambled in casinos. Che Dashuai sent two men to follow him, trying to tie Zhu and others back to the government. Zhu and Fen were caught by accident. Fortunately, Fen's wife Feng arrived in time, beat off the driver and rescued Zhu and Fen. One day Zhu received a letter from Rong Rong. Because of the flood in her hometown, she and her father fled to Jiangnan to live in Yunlai Inn and asked Zhu to find her. Zhu and others came to Jiangnan to meet Rong Rong. It was time to get the news that Zhu Dashuai would go to Jiangnan, so he also came to Jiangnan to prepare for the assassination. Zhu and others came to Yunlai Inn, but they couldn't find Rongrong's father and daughter, only to find that there was a murder in the store. Zhu, Niu Yugan and Da Jiurong went to report to the official, but the official suspected that they had made a false report and arrested them instead. Later, Finn came to the government and said that Zhu was a warlord, and the government released Zhu and others, so they continued to look for Rong Rong.

episode 8

Zhu and others came to Jiangnan to find someone to paint portraits of Rong Rong and Yi Shugong, and posted them in the city to find Yi Shugong's father and daughter. At that time, Yi's father and daughter were in the city, so they went to Yuelai Inn to get together with Zhu. However, because there were too many people outside the inn who claimed to be their father and daughter, they could not recognize each other inside, so they finally had to return to Juxiang Building. Fen Jilao, Mo and others came to Juxiang Building to drink, and happened to meet Yi, so they arranged for Rong and Zhu to meet. They planned to meet in the west wing of a Taoist temple, so Mo wrote down the meeting place and prepared to send it to Rong Rong. At this time, Wu Duohao happened to be in the city. When he learned about this, he would not stun him, and went to the west wing to wait for Zhu, ready to poison Zhu. Fortunately, in a critical moment, Bi Zhenbang arrived in time and saved Zhu, only to know that Zhu was Zhu Dashuai. He said that he would not kill Zhu and advised Zhu to love the people. Feng quarreled with You at home. Later, You ran away from home and stayed in an tang. Zhu learned that when he returned home with Fen and others, Zhu asked Feng to beg You to go home, otherwise Fen would be shot. On the other hand, Che Dashuai hates Zhu for not allowing him to attack Deng Dashuai together, and is ready to kidnap you to threaten Zhu. Zhu, Fen and Feng came to an tang to persuade You to go home, but You agreed. Unexpectedly, when they walked out of an tang, especially they were abducted by two masked men.

Episode 9

When Zhu, Fen and Feng and others saw that You was taken captive, they immediately pursued him. Later, with the help of an tang, they beat back the masked man and rescued You. Che Dashuai was furious when he knew that two masked men had missed, so he shot them. Later, Zhu and others heard that the government forces were going to deal with him, Che and Deng, and they quickly prepared arms to resist, but there was not enough arms, and everyone could do nothing. Feng Tu remembered that he had hidden some arms, then carved a map of the arms on a grain of rice and hid the rice in a rotten temple behind the cottage. So they went to the temple to look for rice, but it was not secret. The car knew about it and tracked it to the temple to grab rice. When everyone was entangled, the rice fell to the ground and was eaten by the chicken. Lao Lao said that when he used to sell martial arts, he heard that Empress Dowager Cixi had a treasure, so everyone decided to look around. Rong also suggested announcing it to the people, hoping that someone could provide clues about the treasure of the Western Empress Dowager. One day, an old man came to the Marshal House, claiming to be the 17th lover of the Western Empress Dowager, and knew that the treasure of the Western Empress Dowager was hidden in a palace above the hill outside the city, and the appearance of the palace was only a stone house. In the evening, the old man took Zhu and others to the stone house, and Che Dashuai knew and followed him. When they entered the stone house, they saw a tomb inside. Suddenly, two zombies jumped up, and Zhu and others fled in panic.

Episode 1

Two corpses chased after Zhu and Che. Later, after hard work, they beat them back, and there were many organs in the palace. Zhu and Che entered Cixi's secret room by mistake. The secret room was like a bedroom with Cixi's body on the bed, covered with gold, silver and jewels. There was a valve in the corner of the secret room. After the valve was opened, the room was full of treasures. Zhu took the jewelry home, and everyone suggested selling it, so he gave it to the owner of the gold shop for valuation. Unexpectedly, the boss said it was worthless, and Zhu and others were greatly disappointed. Suddenly, a large army came. After a gun battle, Zhu's military uniform was in tatters. On the desolate mountain road, Zhu put on his farm clothes and fled with Fen and You. They were penniless, but they had to sell their weapons to make money, but they met a car marshal who was fighting for business nearby, so they couldn't sell their weapons. Finally, they found a sedan chair and decided to make a living for sedan chair. Zhu and others were passing through the market in sedan chair, and they met Wu Hao, who was a knife sharpener. When Wu Yi saw Zhu, he put down his work and chopped Zhu. When Zhu escaped, he accidentally left the fat woman in the sedan chair, pressing Wu who came after him, and both of them were injured. They couldn't do business in sedan chair, and they didn't have anything to eat. When they heard that some students held a patriotic parade and had refreshments, they followed, only to be injured. Student representatives came to express their condolences to Zhu and sent them to Shanghai.

Episode 11

There was a gunfight, and Niu Li also hid in Zhu's toilet. When it was over, Zhu came out to see the body and saw You, Fen, Feng and others crawling out from behind the wall, only to know that there was a gunfight. Zhu and others came to the hotel with their luggage and found a small room to stay. The next day, Zhu took a letter of introduction from a patriotic student in the south of the Yangtze River to find Ou Dahan, the head of a patriotic troupe. Ou thought Zhu was a representative of patriotic students and took Zhu in to work in the troupe. Later, the leading actor of the troupe was injured, and Ou Paizhu was the leading actor. Zhu could not read, so the heroine Shui also read the lines to him. On the day of the performance, Niu Li also came with his men to watch the drama. Niu's sworn enemy sent two killers to kill Niu Li. At the beginning, one of the killers mixed into the troupe and wanted to shoot the cattle under the stage, but Zhu thought it was an actor of the troupe. When he saw him shoot, he entangled with him and hit the roof. Instead, the killer was injured by Niu's men. Later, Niu went backstage, thanked Zhu for saving his life, and sent Zhu a blank check. Zhu, Fen, Feng, Mo, Da, You came to the restaurant with a check and ordered many expensive dishes. Everyone talked about how much to fill in, and everyone scrambled to fill in. As a result, the check was scratched, and the bank refused to cash it. Zhu and others returned to the restaurant and had to wash a lot of dishes to compensate for the lack of money to settle the bill. Zhu and others walked out of the store after washing the dishes. Suddenly, they saw Rong Rong passing by in the street. They were very happy. Just as they were about to meet each other, a car came, and the playboy Luo Bai and Yi Shugong pulled Rong into the car while driving, so that Zhu and Rong could not meet. Seeing the killer's failure, the field bug asked them to dismantle the troupe in a rage. The killer came to the troupe to find Ou, and suddenly Bi Zhenbang appeared and beat them back. When Zhu saw Bi, he was about to catch up, but he saw a policeman passing by outside the door. As Bi was wanted, he had to climb out of the window in a hurry to escape.

Episode 12

The patrolman came to the Patriotic Troupe. It turned out that the vice captain was Wu Duohao, and Wu Jianzhu was working in the troupe. The personal vendetta was announced to dissolve the troupe and all the objects were broken. Zhu, Mo, Fen, Lao and Shui were all unemployed and desperate. Later, everyone came to the film company to take an examination of actors. After some examinations, Shui and Zhu were admitted, and the director made great efforts to hold water and became a red star, and Zhu also served as a supporting role. Zhu only asks for two meals, not demanding. One day, Zhu and Niu Li meet again. Niu thinks Zhu is an honest man and is willing to help him become a big star. Niu sent his men to the director and forced him to use Zhu as the leading role. At first, he didn't agree, so he used tricks, and he ordered the director to use Zhu, making him the first leading actor and the red star with water. Luo Bai, a playboy, came to Yi Shugong's house and said that he wanted to make a movie. He wanted to hold Rong Rong as the heroine and borrowed three antiques from Yi, saying that they were for filming. Later, Yi Xierong went to the film company to find Luo, only to know that he was cheated. At that time, Zhu and Shui were big stars, and they had made many movies. It is easy to learn that when I came to Zhujiajian to find Zhu, Zhu was very happy to see Rong, but the water was very affectionate to Zhu, and Rong was furious. One day, Yi arranged for Zhu and Rong to go to the movies, which just happened to show the play of Zhu and Shui. In the play, Zhu and Shui were very affectionate, and Rong was jealous and left the theater. Zhu chased out of the theater, but he met a group of fans, pestering him to sign, and Zhu could not get away, but watched Rong Rong leave.

Episode 13

Di Renzhi, the boss of Di Renzhi Film Company, wanted to ask Zhu to make a film for him, but Zhu refused. A turtle, one of Di's men, offered a plan to Di, suggesting to find You in Zhujiajian. You was playing cards, and Di Daoming came to ask Zhu at a high price, especially greedy for money. Finally, he promised Zhu to make a movie for Di at a price of 5, yuan. When Zhu returned home, he was very unhappy when he learned about it. But when he saw that you had received a check from De, he had to promise, but he stated that he would take all his brothers to work in De Company, and De promised. It turned out that Di didn't really want Zhu to film for him, but wanted to use Zhu's fame to cover up his plot to assassinate his father-in-law, because his father often wasted a lot of money. Di arranged for Zhu and others to shoot a gunfight film, and shot my father-in-law while filming. Zhu and others didn't know anything about it and thought it was a show. Later, Di pretended to be filming and arranged for Zhu and other generals to transport the fire to the Japanese army. When Zhu and others passed through the checkpoint, the two military and police officers came forward to check. Zhu thought that the ammunition was a prop and threw it in his hand. He told the military and police that he was filming. Unexpectedly, he accidentally threw the bomb on the ground and led to the explosion of the whole batch of ammunition. Turtle reported to Di that all the arms were lost. Di was furious and sent killer prawns to kill Zhu. Just then, the water came to Di's house, and when he heard that Di sent a killer to kill Zhu, he was frightened and told Zhu about it, but Zhu didn't believe it. Zhu went to Yi's house to find Rong Rong and sent some antiques to Yi Shugong. Yi was very happy, but Rong Rong still refused to see Zhu because of the water. Zhu Xiangyi expressed his love.