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The routine takes a sharp turn

? The predecessor of "routine twists" is actually "brain teasers". Brain Teasers was one of my favorite games in the past. When I was a kid, I always wanted to use it to prove that my IQ was higher than others. As long as I answer a question correctly, I will feel an overwhelming sense of accomplishment. I can't describe what it feels like. I just feel that there is an insurmountable gap between getting the answer right and not getting it right, and it is a hurdle that I can't get over. But games are still games. As long as you can understand and appreciate the wisdom in the answers, it is interesting. This is probably a symbol of children's worship of wisdom!

Do you remember the brainteasers from before? Like "If there is a car, Xiao Ming is sitting in the driver's seat, Xiao Hong is sitting in the passenger seat, and another woman is sitting in the back seat, then whose car belongs to it?" This type of stuff is all elementary level, because The answer can be found in the question stem - "'if'"; there is another type of answer that cannot be found in the question stem, "You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin, but you can't eat any melon." , if you answer "fool", you are right; there are also knowledge tests, "How to make 'ice' melt quickly", the answer is "remove two points"! If you haven't been impressed by the wisdom of the descendants of Yan and Huang until now, it means that your IQ is really high!

From a materialist point of view, everything is in constant development, and brain teasers are also advancing with the times, gradually evolving into "routine twists."

One day, a little boy who came to the bookstore to read was bragging to me. Somehow, he came up with a topic that was going to test my IQ. Naturally, I had to be determined to "stay with him to the end."

I said: "Then what are you going to test me for?"

He said: "I'm going to test your brain teasers to see if you can be tricked." I was happy The ground agreed.

Question: "There are 500 bricks on the plane. If one brick falls, how many bricks are left?"

Answer: "499 bricks."

Question: "By the way, the question is not over yet, let's continue. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into the refrigerator?"

Answer: "3 steps. Open the refrigerator door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, Close the refrigerator door. "I thought this is too simple! I've taken the test countless times, don't you have any new ideas?

Question: "By the way, continue. How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?"

Answer: I thought it was as simple as the previous question, so I answered "3" without thinking. step".

Question: "Wrong. Step 4 - Open the refrigerator door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the refrigerator door. Continue, there is a sports meeting in the forest, other animals have gone, who is left? "Looking at the amused expression on his face, I feel like I will be wrong about the next question.

Answer: "Giraffe!"

Question: "Yes, continue! A man wants to cross a river, but there is a crocodile in that river. Why was that man not bitten? "Dead?"

Answer: "Is the crocodile asleep?" I said vaguely.

"You were tricked, hehe! The crocodile went to participate in the forest games. You can't guess the next one, believe it or not." Even I was scared when I refused to admit defeat, and I mentally suggested "Don't do it" a thousand times. Got tricked by him."

? Question: "Continue, the man still died after crossing the river. Why?"

? Answer: "The crocodile came back and was eaten by the crocodile!"

? He said: "Yes, that person was killed by a brick falling from the plane! You can't guess it!" I pursed my lips, "This is all a mess, you got rid of your feelings early in the morning." It’s a good trick, wait for me to do it, right?”

He said: “This is called a ‘routine’, you know! We students are very good at it now, don’t mess with us! "A look like "I will die if I don't brag"!

? However, if you think about it, it is indeed like this. Routines are like a net. If your thinking space is not as big as the net, you will be "trapped" by the routines; on the contrary, you will "go against the routines."

? In short, the routine is the "path" that you have never thought of in your life or that you least want to take even if you think of it.

? July 30, 2018

Recorded in Chongqing Yubei Aida Vision Correction Center Luneng Store