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"I am from Chengdu" Lyrics
Play some mahjong and some spicy hotpot
Fall on the bed and watch some crooked videos
Play some scumbags and dance around
Listen to Ha’s commentary and fight against the landlords
The life in Chengdu is numb and spicy enough
The collapse in Chengdu is big enough and fun enough
Thousand-year-old hibiscus Flowers in Chengdu Gaiwan Tea
Endless Dragon Gate Formation Myths
Chengdu Renle Street Chengdu Renle Temple
Three-wheeled bags from the city fortress go around the square
Chengdu people’s crooked Chengdu people’s smile
Small merchants and hawkers’ airplane advertisements will make you smell bad
Chengdu people’s brand Chengdu people’s sedan chairs
The owner of Chengdu Kaile Tea Shop is so sinister that he laughs
Chengdu people chew like Chengdu people
Chengdu women screamed in shock when they fell down without their arms
>Chengdu people are spicy and Chengdu people are fake
Chengdu people are chic and Chengdu people are playful
Chengdu people are culture and Chengdu people are elegant
Chengdu people have real and fake ways of eating
Endless myths and endless jokes
Endless nonsense and endless nonsense
The unspeakable sadness and endless bitterness
The unclear truth and the unwinnable nonsense
Play some mahjong and make spicy hotpot
Fall on the bed and watch some crooked videos
Specialize in some scumbag stocks and drag them to dance
Douha Landlord listens to Ha's storytelling
I cut down trees on Qingcheng Mountain and robbed tombs at the Wuhou Temple
I went to the Majia Garden on Chunxi Road and visited prostitutes
I got off Taisheng South Road and crossed the sea at the North Railway Station and hung colorful flowers
Chasing Wan Tou, taking a bath, racing in Tianfu Square
Fighting at Jiuyan Bridge, passing through the gate of Jiechuan, soaring blood
The spirit and soul are as strong as iron in Chengdu The mother-in-law is fierce
I practiced martial arts at the Sichuan Sports Institute and played drums in the red era
The sweat flowed on the bed in Minshan and I ate at the Jinjiang Hotel
I played on the skydiving tower Ito has made meritorious deeds at the door of the police station
He slept at the police station and reported the crime to the public security bureau
The landlord turned over the card on the table and sucked the powder
The one who eats Qi Tou in Chengdu is definitely Ha Baoer
Have a bowl of mutton soup with a delicious meal
It’s hard to get a seat in Yulin Chuan Chuan
Find a foot-washing room and play mahjong
Play until dawn with a cup of tea
The days in Chengdu are mahjong and spicy enough
The collapse in Chengdu is big enough It’s enough to play
Chengdu bowl tea with thousand-year-old hibiscus flowers
Endless sweet, sour, bitter and spicy dishes
The ideal of Chengdu people:
The capital was changed to Wenjiang,
The municipal party committee replaced the central government,
The United Nations was located in Qingbaijiang,
Shanghai is a township in Xinjin,
National wine Shuijingfang,
State banquet with string incense,
Mandarin sissy,
National anthem---Chengdu, my hometown
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