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"I am from Chengdu" Lyrics

Play some mahjong and some spicy hotpot

Fall on the bed and watch some crooked videos

Play some scumbags and dance around

Listen to Ha’s commentary and fight against the landlords

The life in Chengdu is numb and spicy enough

The collapse in Chengdu is big enough and fun enough

Thousand-year-old hibiscus Flowers in Chengdu Gaiwan Tea

Endless Dragon Gate Formation Myths

Chengdu Renle Street Chengdu Renle Temple

Three-wheeled bags from the city fortress go around the square

Chengdu people’s crooked Chengdu people’s smile

Small merchants and hawkers’ airplane advertisements will make you smell bad

Chengdu people’s brand Chengdu people’s sedan chairs

The owner of Chengdu Kaile Tea Shop is so sinister that he laughs

Chengdu people chew like Chengdu people

Chengdu women screamed in shock when they fell down without their arms

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Chengdu people are spicy and Chengdu people are fake

Chengdu people are chic and Chengdu people are playful

Chengdu people are culture and Chengdu people are elegant

Chengdu people have real and fake ways of eating

Endless myths and endless jokes

Endless nonsense and endless nonsense

The unspeakable sadness and endless bitterness

The unclear truth and the unwinnable nonsense

Play some mahjong and make spicy hotpot

Fall on the bed and watch some crooked videos

Specialize in some scumbag stocks and drag them to dance

Douha Landlord listens to Ha's storytelling

I cut down trees on Qingcheng Mountain and robbed tombs at the Wuhou Temple

I went to the Majia Garden on Chunxi Road and visited prostitutes

I got off Taisheng South Road and crossed the sea at the North Railway Station and hung colorful flowers

Chasing Wan Tou, taking a bath, racing in Tianfu Square

Fighting at Jiuyan Bridge, passing through the gate of Jiechuan, soaring blood

The spirit and soul are as strong as iron in Chengdu The mother-in-law is fierce

I practiced martial arts at the Sichuan Sports Institute and played drums in the red era

The sweat flowed on the bed in Minshan and I ate at the Jinjiang Hotel

I played on the skydiving tower Ito has made meritorious deeds at the door of the police station

He slept at the police station and reported the crime to the public security bureau

The landlord turned over the card on the table and sucked the powder

The one who eats Qi Tou in Chengdu is definitely Ha Baoer

Have a bowl of mutton soup with a delicious meal

It’s hard to get a seat in Yulin Chuan Chuan

Find a foot-washing room and play mahjong

Play until dawn with a cup of tea

The days in Chengdu are mahjong and spicy enough

The collapse in Chengdu is big enough It’s enough to play

Chengdu bowl tea with thousand-year-old hibiscus flowers

Endless sweet, sour, bitter and spicy dishes

The ideal of Chengdu people:

The capital was changed to Wenjiang,

The municipal party committee replaced the central government,

The United Nations was located in Qingbaijiang,

Shanghai is a township in Xinjin,

National wine Shuijingfang,

State banquet with string incense,

Mandarin sissy,

National anthem---Chengdu, my hometown