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A Journey to the West (drama script) _

Little demon: "Shut up! Your grandfather's grandfather! "

Tang Priest: "Wow! Brother Yao, your sentence' your grandfather's grandfather' is really remarkable, which is more profound than my sentence' your grandfather's'. "

the monster said to the little demon, "I said, little demon, although we are all dirty, our stomachs are still very clean, and we can't eat anything unclean."

"hey, you!" The genie said to the Tang Priest, "Go and pull out everything in your stomach quickly, lest we eat bad stomachs."

Tang Priest: "I ... I really can't pull it out!"

The genie and the little demon sang, "You can't throw it in the pile without a roar, and you can't throw it with your hands!" ("Good Han Song")

Tang Priest: "You ... you are really devoid of evil!"

As soon as the camera turns, the Monkey King and the others walk on the road and sing, "I often think that you are always around me now." (Smiling Face)

Pig Bajie: "Brother Monkey, this cave is extremely smelly. It must be here. Go in and save master! "

Friar Sand: "Yes! Monkey, you go quickly, and we will cover you outside. "

the Monkey King: "I copy! It's me again. "

Pig Bajie and Friar Sand sang together: "Monkey, go forward boldly, go forward, don't turn back!"

the Monkey King: "All right, all right, I'm convinced."

the Monkey King went to the mouth of the cave and sang, "Look at the monster in the cave, look at it, look at it."

The monster heard the Monkey King's voice, and walked out of the cave, singing as he walked: "One wave has not subsided, and another wave is attacking. Who is provoking?"

when the monster walked out of the cave, he saw, "I handcuffed! It turned out to be a smelly monkey. "

the Monkey King: "You monster really has no tongue. I'm the Monkey King, the Monkey King who won the title of monkey beauty contest in water curtain cave, Huaguoshan! How, my name is like thunder! "

Monster: "Never heard of it."

the Monkey King: "I copy! You monster are so uneducated that you don't even know my grandson. "

Monster: "Cut the crap and fight if you want. Eighteen palms of dragons! "

the Monkey King: "Tathagata palm!"

When the monster was fighting with the Monkey King, Pig Bajie and Friar Sand took the opportunity to run to the cave to save Master.

Tang Priest was rescued. When the monster saw him, he said, "Bastard! It turns out that I was tricked by a diversion, and my IQ was as high as 28. What a jerk! It seems that I must make a quick decision. Smelly monkey, look, Chang 'e is streaking in the sky! "

hearing this, the Monkey King looked up at the sky. The monster took the opportunity to hit the Monkey King with a palm, and the Monkey King fell unconscious.

The genie faced the Tang Priest and others and said, "Hey, hey, whoever knows better, go back to the cave."

pig eight quit: "master, what should we do? Even the monkey brother is no match for it, and I am in a hurry again. "

Tang Priest: "This monkey is so fucking useless. It seems that I have to do it myself for the teacher. Wujing, bring my mobile phone. "

Friar Sand handed over his mobile phone, and Tang Priest dialed a number.

Tang Priest said stiffly, "Hello ~ ~ Is this Sister Guanyin? I'm Sanzang ~ ~ I'm entangled in a smelly monster now. Please come and help me. What? You're going to take a sauna, no time! Hmm ~ ~ You are good or bad! If something happens to me, who will accompany you in the evening! Oh! You have to teach me a spell! Ok, ok, I remember. Bye-bye, kiss. "

Tang Priest said to the monster, "Golly, wow, bang, cha-cha, I'm your mother, OK!"

The monster has been enchanted and stopped.

Tang Priest patted his mobile phone and said, "Technology is demon-oriented, and Nokia mobile phone is great!"

Friar Sand: "Master, what about Monkey?"

Tang Priest: "This monkey looks useless, and it really died as soon as it came. Bajie, the old way. "

Pig Bajie ran to the Monkey King, pointed his ass at the Monkey King's head and farted.

the Monkey King: "I copy! It stinks! " Then he bounced from the ground.

As soon as the Monkey King saw the monster stopped moving, he rushed to kill it.

Tang Priest: "Wait a minute! Wukong, don't kill it. We should give young people who have lost their feet a chance to turn over a new leaf. "

the Monkey King: "Master, your idea is good, but if you let it follow us, we won't give it free food and drink!"

Tang Priest: "You monkey head really don't understand. You think if we sell it, we will have money to go to the window of the world in Changsha."

the Monkey King three people shouted: "ok? ! Master is wise! "

Tang Priest: "It's getting late. Let's hit the road!"

So the four men, with the monster in their arms, sang as they walked: "You are holding a cigarette, I am holding a wine, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling ..."

They went further and further, and finally disappeared into the sunset glow.