Who knows a joke about money? (A man goes to the store with a fake paper towel and talks to his boss! )

A woman took counterfeit money to buy breakfast. The stall owner was annoyed: "Elder sister, even if you give counterfeit money, at least it is printed. You actually took this money! " To say the least, forget to draw. You can draw a set of ten or five, or you can draw a set of seven! Let's make it seven dollars for seven dollars. At the very least, we have to paint it in color. Actually, we use pencils. Forget it. Black and white is good, but you can't draw it on toilet paper!

The feel is so bad that even the toilet paper has to be cut together with scissors. This is torn by hand, and the raw edges are too exaggerated. Ok, I'll put up with the rough edges, but you can also tear a rectangle. This triangle is too unreasonable. ..."

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Other jokes about money:

1. When we have money, we can buy a few Japanese Sir Zhong, fight if we want, scold if we want, piss one off, exhaust one, starve one, support one, drown one, choke one, ... and die as he wishes.

2. When we are rich, we will drink old wine and smoke cigarettes. We want to drink red wine and white wine, light two cigarettes, smoke one and burn one.

When we have a car, we will violate the rules if we want to. If we want to create light, we will create light. We will rush the light twice, once for the red light and once for the green light.

When we are rich, we can go to Europe if we want to, and America if we want to. We charter two planes at a time, a landline and an escort.

When we have money, we will buy computers first, want to install XP and XP, and want to install nt and nt. XP will install two versions at a time, one for use and one for saving.