A humorous, interesting and philosophical story

A humorous, interesting and philosophical story

Humorous and philosophical stories, people are the most complex creatures in the world, because people have obvious emotional changes and emotional changes, and different people will have different feelings and influences, just as people will want to see some humorous and philosophical stories at some time.

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A soldier escaped into the cave after being attacked by the enemy.

The enemy was chasing him, and he hid in the cave and prayed that he would not be found by the enemy.

Suddenly, his arm was stung violently. It turned out to be a spider. He was just about to crush it when he suddenly felt pity and let it go.

Unexpectedly, the spider climbed to the hole to weave a new web, and the enemy chased it into the hole and saw the intact spider web, guessing that there was no one in the hole and left.

I feel that many times, helping others is also helping myself.

Philosophical humorous short stories II

Father lost a watch, and he complained about rummaging everywhere, but he couldn't find it for a long time.

When he went out, his son sneaked into the house and soon found the watch.

Father asked: How did you find it?

My son said, I just sat quietly, and soon I heard the tick, and then I went to look for my watch.

The more anxious we are, the less we can find what we want. Only when you calm down can you hear your inner voice.

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The wife wanted her husband to go home early, so she stipulated to lock the door when she got home later than 23: 00. The first week I went to work, the second week my husband came home late, my wife locked the door according to the system, and my husband simply didn't go home.

My wife was depressed, and after the expert's advice, I revised the rules: if I don't go home before 23 o'clock, I will sleep with the door open. My husband was frightened and went home on time.

It can be seen that the essence of the system lies not in coercion, but in stimulating the interests of the executed person.

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The rich man took three watermelons of different sizes and put them in front of the young man: if each watermelon represents a certain degree of interest, which one should he choose?

The youth replied: the biggest.

The rich man handed the biggest to the young man, but he ate the smallest.

The rich man ate quickly and picked up the last watermelon on the table to eat.

The young man understands that the rich eat more melons than he does, although they are not big.

Only by learning to give up immediate interests can we gain long-term benefits.

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A monkey asked the old monk, "What did you do before you got the Tao?"

Old monk: "Chop wood and fetch water to cook."

"What about Tao?" Monkey asked.

Old monk: "Chop wood and fetch water to cook."

Monkey asked again, "What is Tao?"

Old monk: "Before you get to the road, remember to carry water when chopping wood, and remember to cook when carrying water;" After getting the word, chopping wood is chopping wood, carrying water is carrying water, and cooking is cooking. "

I feel that the Tao is simple, and the normal heart is the Tao.

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Zhang San is driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, the truck driver suddenly rolled down the window and shouted, "Pig!" "

Zhang Sanyue gets angrier and angrier. He also rolled down the window and cursed: "You are the pig!" Just after scolding, I bumped into a group of pigs crossing the road.

Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only make you suffer and embarrass others. Before unknown so, you should learn to hold back your emotions and observe patiently so as not to regret it afterwards.

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A pig, a sheep and a cow are kept in the same corral. Once, the shepherd caught the pig, and it screamed loudly and resisted fiercely. Sheep and cows hate its howling, so they say, "He often catches us, and we don't bark." The pig replied, "catching you and catching me are two different things." He only wants your hair and milk, but it's killing him to catch me! " "

It is difficult for people with different positions and different environments to understand each other's feelings; Therefore, we should not gloat over the setbacks, setbacks and pains of others, but should have a feeling of care and understanding. Have a tolerant heart!

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The chicken asked the hen: Can you take me out to play without laying eggs? The hen said, no, I have to work!

The chicken said, but you laid so many eggs! The hen said meaningfully to the chicken: an egg a day, a kitchen knife to stand aside, no eggs in January, see you in the pressure cooker.

Realize that you exist because you create value, and destroy it because you lose value. The value of the past does not represent the future, so work hard every day!

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When the husband came home from work, he saw his wife beating his son and ignored them. I went straight to the kitchen and saw a pot of wonton cooking on the little short table, so I filled a bowl to eat.

After eating, I saw my wife still beating my son there. I couldn't stand it, so I said: Teach children not to use violence all the time, but to be reasonable! The wife said: it's a good pot of wonton, and he actually spilled a bubble of urine in it. Do you think it's irritating?

Husband immediately said: daughter-in-law, take a break and I'll hit you!

If you feel out of it, anyone can be calm; Who can be calm in it? So please don't comment on anyone easily, because you are not among them. ...

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The man bought a fish and asked his wife to cook it. Then he went to the movies by himself, and his wife wanted to go with him. The man said, "it's a waste of money for two people to see." You make the fish well, and when I come back from watching it, I will share the story with you while eating. "

When the man came back from watching it, he didn't see any fish, so he asked his wife, "Where are the fish?" The wife calmly found a chair to sit down and said, "I ate all the fish." Come, sit down and I'll tell you about the taste of fish. " Be a man, that's what you should do. I will treat you as you treat me!

I feel a very popular sentence recently, which is quite classic: "I give you a candy, and you are very happy." When you see me giving two others, you have an opinion of me. " But you don't know that he also gave me two sweets, and you never gave me anything. "

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A woodcutter went up the hill to cut wood. While resting by the cave, he saw a group of mice gnawing at a corpse.

He ran down the hill in a panic, and when he met someone on the way, he said, I saw a group of mice eating people.

People on the road ran down the hill in panic and told people along the way that a mouse would eat people.

Some people think that the saying that mice can eat people is unconvincing, so they show panic and say: There are really mice like tigers that can eat people.

This sentence gradually spread to rural areas and cities. Everyone told their children that there was a mouse as big as a tiger in a forest, and it often came out to eat people.

The news later spread to the city, and many TV and newspapers reported:

In a forest, a group of mice as big as tigers appeared. It is said that many people were killed. As for how many people were killed, the police are checking. As for why the mouse looks like a tiger, the relevant units are investigating whether it is related to the nuclear energy leakage 20 years ago; Many experts advise that people should not go to that forest until the truth comes out.

Since then, no one has ever been to that beautiful forest, because the truth can never be clarified.

Stories of humor and moral philosophy II

Every morning 1 1, dazzling cars pass by new york Central Park. In addition to the driver, there is also a master in the car-a millionaire who knows everyone.

The millionaire noticed that every morning a man in rags sat on a stool in the park and stared at his hotel. One day, the millionaire was very interested in it. He stopped the driver, walked up to the man and said, "I'm sorry, I really don't understand why you stare at my hotel every morning."

"Sir," said the man, "I have no money, no home and no house, so I have to sleep on this bench, but every night I dream of staying in that hotel."

The millionaire had a brainwave and said proudly, "You must have a dream tonight. I will rent you the best room in the hotel for one month. "

A few days later, the millionaire passed by the man's room to see if he was satisfied. However, he was surprised to find that the man had moved out of the hotel and returned to the park bench.

When the millionaire asked the man why he did this, he replied, "once I slept on a stool, I dreamed that I slept in that luxurious hotel, which was great;" I once slept in a hotel and dreamed that I was back on a cold stool. This dream is so terrible that it completely affects my sleep! "

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Master asked: What if you want to boil a pot of boiling water and find there is not enough wood in the middle of the fire? Some disciples said to find it quickly, some said to borrow it, and some said to buy it. Master said: Why not pour some water from the pot?

Things can't be all right, you can only get it by giving up.

Humorous short stories full of philosophy II

A Beijinger, 1984, sold a courtyard house in Gulou Street for 300,000 yuan in order to dream of going abroad. He left his hometown to go to Italy for gold ... He ate and lived in the rain, and delivered takeout in the middle of the night to learn a foreign language. He was robbed seven times in the slums and beaten three times. ...

I have worked hard and thrived, and now I have been in my temple for 30 years. Finally, I saved 6.5438 million euros (7.45 million RMB) and planned to return to China to enjoy the glory. Once in Beijing, it was found that the quadrangle sold in that year was listed on the intermediary for 80 million yuan, and it collapsed in an instant. ...

Perhaps, people's life is mostly busy ... sometimes, choice is more important than hard work!

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The perfume of department stores is 95% water, but only 5% is different, which is the secret recipe of every department store. So do people. 95% of things are basically the same, the difference is the key 5%, including people's self-cultivation characteristics, people's desire for happiness and pain.

It takes five years and ten years for essence to be added to perfume, and so do people. You need to grow and exercise to have your own unique taste.

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Father lost a watch, and he complained about rummaging everywhere, but he couldn't find it for a long time. When he went out, his son sneaked into the house and soon found the watch. Father asked: How did you find it? My son said, I just sat quietly, and soon I heard the tick, and then I went to look for my watch.

The more anxious we are, the less we can find what we want. Only when you calm down can you hear your inner voice.

A humorous short story full of philosophy 5

When the cup is full of milk, people say: this is milk; When filled with oil, people say: this is oil. People only see the cup when it is empty. When our hearts are full of knowledge, wealth, power, achievements and prejudice, we are not ourselves.

I often have everything, but I can't have myself.