Classical connotation paragraph

Collection of classic connotation paragraphs

Introduction: There are many classic things in the world, and jokes are no exception. A joke with classic connotation can make you understand instantly, laugh heartily and be happy physically and mentally. Here is a classic joke I brought to you. I hope you like it.

1. She is a beautiful girl. She brushes her teeth five times a day!

2. Once upon a time, there was a girl who liked spicy hot pot very much, but later her boyfriend refused to eat it?

Ha ha ha, I'm so happy, my calendar will be rewritten from now on? June 3 1!

When I was in college, I formed a group with several classmates? Qiu Kun Society? Later, the school said it was an illegal organization and was banned?

5. If you can't lift people, how can you explore flowers?

6.mm sighs:? Finally, blood is seen. Is this disaster avoided?

7. Give you a sausage to satisfy your hunger ~

8. In the evening, they were whispering on the phone. MM (tender as water): Honey, do you miss me? Gabby: Yes, very much! MM (extremely shy): So? How much do you want it? Gabby: Huh? I want you to dislocate your right hand!

MM :#@！ #%$ GG: Do you miss me? MM: Sure ~ gg: What do you think? Me? Me? I see your mobile phone is flooded ~

9. Just now, I had a video chat with mm, and she said that she wanted to watch me do pole dancing. I took out my nunchakus and just wanted to do it. mm suddenly said, Hey, why do you have this?

10. A young father went to a convenience store to buy a pacifier. Because he remembered that the nipple was put together with tt, he asked unconsciously as soon as he entered the door. Where is tt, please? The clerk held back his smile under the surprised eyes of everyone and told him that although he found a slip of the tongue, he still took it. Anyway, we can clarify it later, okay, he thought, but when he put some pacifiers on the counter to settle accounts, the people next to him suddenly laughed?

1 1. The prisoner who has been locked up for five years is about to be released from prison, and his wife is coming to pick him up with her children. As soon as they met, the prisoner said to his wife: FF? The wife replied:? EF. ? When getting on the bus, the prisoner said: A piece of paper? The wife still replied: EF! ? At the door, the prisoner took his wife's hand and said seriously: FF~? The wife still replied: EF! ! ! ? At this time, the child inexplicably asked his father: What are you talking about with your mother all the way? Why can't I understand? The prisoner gritted his teeth and said bitterly, Say? Eat first? ! ! ?

12. I just passed a primary school computer room and suddenly found a piece of paper posted on their window, which read: Prevent Mars from flying into the room! I thought to myself: this school is science fiction! Then I thought about it, oh ~

13. A Valentine's Day gift from GG of Mathematics Department to MM this year: r=b+sinx!

14. Little Wolf is chasing little rabbit outside his house. Rabbit: Little Wolf, do you want to come in? Little Wolf: Yes! The little mushroom jumped out and said, me too! !

15. A classmate just made a girlfriend and asked for leave the next day to complain about toothache (actually, he wanted to take her out to play). B sneers:? Unless your girlfriend has diabetes? On the weekend, classmate B went home for a blind date. On Monday morning, B called A to ask for sick leave, saying it was diarrhea?

16. I heard a joke told by a foreigner yesterday, and my English is absolutely authentic! To open the door, you have to push/pull, and so does opening a girl. ...

17. Happiness is in your own hands, not someone else's mouth!

18.gg gave mm a strange smile:? Three holes, a cunning rabbit, a good woman, the same ~?

19. An educated male college student should ask the other party with concern when fighting: Do you want a girl?

20. The girl said to the boy: There is a boy in our department who is shy and blushes at the sight of the girl. The boy said to the girl: actually, I'm also very shy, and my face turned white when I saw the beautiful girl? The girl said: You flow.

Protect yourself! ! !

2 1. I heard that red liquid often pollutes the floor of the stairs in area D of our school. Another GG: What is it when they like it? This? Later, I often left a dark red one at the entrance of the third canteen!

22. In the past five years, the most secret id of cat's paw: Brother Zhao asked you to do something for me.

23. A sign was posted on the lawn in front of the boys' dormitory. The freshmen wrote: Green grass is afraid of your feet. ? Old student:? Freshmen, by the way, please pronounce the last word of each sentence as four tones! ! ! ?

24. Under the moon, a couple is exercising on the playground. Female (affectionate): It feels long to walk at ordinary times, but now it feels short to run with you, and it feels that time passes very quickly ~ Male (blushing): Yes, it feels short to walk at ordinary times, but now it feels long to run with you, feeling? Woman (angry): You rascal! ! !

25.** said: Oh, shit!

26. Women's favorite day: 65438+1October 31; The most annoying day: 65438+February 1

27. Before she died, an old lady took her wife's hand and repented: Grandpa, let me tell you the truth. None of our three sons are yours. ? After listening, the old man comforted his wife and said, it's okay. Although my three sons are not mine, my three grandchildren are definitely mine.

28. A boy was exercising in the gym and met a girl who was also running. The boy liked it very much and noticed that the girl ran once in the first week, twice in the second week and three times in the third week. . . The boy couldn't help talking to him. Are you going to run four laps next week? The girl shook her head shyly and said, I won't run next week.

29. Go to a bar to drink alone. He asked the bar for ten glasses of wine and drank them all. The waiter asked him why he wanted so much wine. The man said that he felt KJ for the first time today. The waiter said happily that it was worth celebrating. I'll give you another free drink! The man shook his head and said, no need. If ten cups can't get rid of the smell, then how many cups are useless!

30. A man is on a business trip with his little secret for half a month. In order not to let his wife doubt anything, he worked hard and made a scene when he made out. Suddenly, the neighbor downstairs knocked at the door and shouted angrily, it's been half a month, and it's been like this every day, and people are not allowed to sleep!

3 1. Xiaoming called his grandfather for the first time when he was one year old, so his grandfather died. It wasn't long before he called his mother for the first time and she died. Later, he called his father, and Wang Mujiang next door died. A doctor in Tsinghua pointed out that there was a bug in the joke. When he called grandpa, Wang Mujiang's father died next door. And a classmate of Jiaotong University pointed out: The carpenter's mother next door knows this is not a bug.

32. I went to my sister's house to eat steamed crabs with rice yesterday. My brother-in-law gave me one and my four-year-old niece one. The child is quite sensible? Dad, you eat, you eat. ? Dad doesn't eat, leave it to aunt and baby. The little niece took a crab to her father as she spoke? Dad, you can't do this. You should be better to yourself. You won't eat like a cow every day. You are exhausted. Other uncles will spend your money, live in your house, sleep with your wife and beat your baby! Eat! Eat quickly! ?

33. Because of her excellent work, the female secretary got married with a capable clerk with the help of her boss. * * ... Groom: Keep your voice down, how embarrassed others are to hear it! Bride: Why do you sound like the boss?

34. One day, while paying the fare on the bus, a man accidentally took out a tt. He was embarrassed and didn't know whether to answer it or not. At this time, I only heard the MM on the side say:? Brother, did you drop your second brother's work clothes?

35. A woman went to see a doctor with a baby in her arms. The male doctor looked at the baby, touched the woman's RF and said, Insufficient milk, baby malnutrition. ? The woman was furious: Why don't you fucking ask and feel? I am his aunt.

36. There was a school physical examination. As soon as the test paper was issued, all the students were shocked! Because there is only one question: are the causes of tooth decay, rotten radish and pregnant women the same? As a result, many students handed in blank papers. The results were announced the next day, and only one student got full marks. So these students came to consult this classmate. As a result, this classmate said:? The reason is simple! It's all because it's too slow!

37. The zoo staff died, and the tombstone reads:? The bear came out and didn't notice.

38. A 70-year-old man married a little wife, and his grandson asked, how old are you to eat all night? Old man: Is it as simple as playing mahjong? Eat less, touch more, touch hard, don't shoot.

39. W: What if my nude photos are posted online? M: I'm afraid the mail ship will sink.

40. There is a man whose length is 15cm and his wife's depth is 6cm. The man heard that there was a frog with spirit. Just let the frog talk? No? You can reduce it by 3 centimeters. Then he went to find the frog. Man:? Little frog, will you marry me? Little frog:? Don't! ? (15-3= 12, the man's is 12cm) The man said it again:? Little frog, will you marry me? Little frog:? Don't! ? (12-3=9, the male one has 9cm left) (The male thinks: Let it say "don't" again and it will succeed) The male says it again:? Will you marry me? Little frog:? Don't! ? (9-3=6, the man succeeded! But? ) Little frog:? You are disgusting! When I say "no", I mean "no"! ? This man since his? Baby? I was depressed all day after being lost by the frog. Seeing that he was so depressed, his friends told him: There is a god dog. You just have to make it fit you. By phone, you can add 3 centimeters. ? With the feeling of giving it a try, I bid farewell to my wife, waded through mountains to find it, and finally found it in a deep mountain? Find the dog. He took out the meat prepared in advance and gave it to the dog to explain his purpose. God dog is very hard,? Woof! Woof! ? After two sounds, I began to eat meat quietly. When this man looks at it. Sure enough, it became his ideal size, shouted happily, turned and ran home to be happy with his wife! The god dog was startled by his sudden move. Out of the dog's nature, it immediately barked at the man who ran home. Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! The man was chased home by the dog, and together with his wife, he finally subdued the dog, put on a mask and locked it in a cage. But at this point, his? That? It became a big bundle, long enough to fly a kite. His wife had to bring the frog back and tried to bring it back. That? Back to normal. This time they were very careful and finally put? That? Become the ideal size. The couple were overjoyed and couldn't bear this desire for a long time, so they put the frog in the cage and the couple did it happily? Seeing the frog, the dog ran after it curiously and broke away from the mask. Woof! Woof! ? The roaring frog was also scared by the dog: No? Come here! ? No? Come here! ? After a while, my wife heard a weak voice: Tell ~ you ~ be quiet ~ ~ I ~ no ~ okay ~ ~?

4 1. Once upon a time, there was a young couple whose * * was tough ~ ~ I did it twenty times from night to morning ~ ~ ~ I'm sure I could hear this crying ~ ~ ~ ~ old ~ ~ old ~ ~ old husband ~ ~ ~ almost every day ~ ~ Time flies ~ Only once a week ~ ~ ~ Husband ~ ~ It's not like this ~ ~ So husband and wife talk about how to have a good sex life ~ ~ And they see it on TV. A woman's amber stick? I must have bought one ~ ~ ~ and started to use it that night ~ ~ ~ and opened the package ~ ~ ~ The couple ~ ~ said in unison, Wow ~ ~ ~ That's great ~ ~ ~ There are three speeds ~ ~ slow, medium and fast ~ ~ ~ My husband was in a hurry to put it in for him ~ ~ My wife called out ~ Husband ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ old ~ ~ ~ old! ~ ~ ~ ~ old! ~ ~ ~ ~ old ~ ~ ~ old! ~ ~ ~ ~ old! ~ ~ ~ ~ As a result ~ ~ My husband said ~ ~ Wow ~ It was really effective ~ ~ So my husband turned it to medium speed ~ ~ As a result ~ ~ My wife's voice became old ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! Old ~ ~ ~! So my husband thought ~ ~ that's fast ~ that's not more ~ ~ cool ~ ~ so he turned to fast ~ ~ and as a result ~ ~ my wife cried till she was old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! Old ~! I've been playing like this for more than ten minutes ~ My husband thought ~ That's enough ~ I just turned it off ~ ~ My wife said ~ I'm old ~ I'm public ~ I missed it ~ ~

42. The little babysitter from the country saw a second-hand TT on the bed. I don't know what that is. The hostess said contemptuously, aren't you all rural people like this? The nanny said, I do, but not as strong as you, and it's peeling.

43. The little babysitter from the country saw a second-hand TT on the bed. I don't know what that is. The hostess said contemptuously, aren't you all rural people like this? The nanny said, I do, but not as strong as you, and it's peeling.

44. An old man lived at an old friend's house because his daughter-in-law was in labor. The friend asked why? Answer: don't mention it! My daughter-in-law squeezed me out when she gave birth.

45. Three men ... met at the entrance of heaven ... An angel asked ... how did you three die ... The first man said sadly ... I got up too late that day ... I hurried downstairs ... I was disheveled. I taught a taxi ... but it died ... a refrigerator fell from the sky ... so I was trapped ... I was on a business trip that day ... I came back early to surprise my wife ... I didn't expect to hear a man's voice in my room ... so I went in angrily ... I didn't expect to see anyone ... so I went out of the window to have a look ... hehe ... ..... I am very enthusiastic about my new sister ... so I can't die ... Her husband came back ... in a hurry ... I hid in the refrigerator ... but bang ... I didn't know anything ... and came. ....