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Fill a big jar with coke and put a mouse in the jar. Soon, the mouse died.

Experts believe that there is an ingredient in cola that can kill mice, but what is it? Is it harmful for people to drink?

After three years of careful research, it took a lot of manpower, material resources and financial resources. After hundreds of verifications and discussions, it was finally concluded that too much coke drowned the mice.

1 Topic: What would you say if you saw Meng Po at Naiheqiao after your death and gave you Meng Po Tang?

Don't let me forget my family, okay?

B: No coriander and chopped green onion, thanks!

2. The teacher asked Xiaoming, "Is there any way to protect the environment and stop deforestation?"

Xiao Ming replied: "If you send a piece of paper less every day, there will be no killing without buying and selling."

The chef in the canteen is probably lovelorn, because I found that the newly changed menu has a different scenery:

Charming lotus root slices, heartbroken people patting cucumbers, chubby face lifting, reminiscing about lentils, dim bean curd, pure moo Shu pork.

I am playing checkers with my 5-year-old daughter. The cell phone rang. When I saw the number, it was my friend Lao Hou, so I said hello: "Hello, Brother Hou!" " "I chatted with him enthusiastically.

At this moment, my daughter came running and stared at me reverently without saying a word.

After chatting with Lao Hou, I put down the phone and asked my daughter, "What's the matter with you? Why are you looking at me like that? "

The daughter whispered, "Dad, how did you and the Monkey King meet?"

5. Why did I switch my mobile phone to flight mode, throw it downstairs or break it?

A: Because you didn't adjust to the landing mode when the phone was grounded.

6. The captain flattered the new flight attendant: "Ask each other questions, you won't, you give me $5; I won't, I will give you 100 dollars. "

The stewardess said, "OK."

The captain asked, "What is the cruising speed of the 747?"

The stewardess lost 5 dollars.

It's the flight attendant's turn to ask, "What are three eyes, six noses, nine legs and a tail?"

The captain paid the stewardess 100 dollars.

The captain asked unconvinced, "What's the answer?"

The stewardess gave the captain another $5.

Today, on a date with my boyfriend, he texted me: "I'll be there in 5 minutes." If not, please read this message again ... "

8. A science student cursed: "You are simply the solution set of X+2 > 4!" It took me a long time to realize that the answer is "2 to positive infinity"

One day, Xiaozhen's mother saw Xiaozhen's father rummaging through things.

He asked Xiaozhen, "What is your father looking for?"

Xiaozhen said doubtfully, "I don't know. Maybe I'm looking for you, or maybe I'm looking for grandma."

Mom is very confused.

Xiaozhen went on to say, "because he said grandma's while looking, it's really fucking hard to find."

10.IT is well known that it is normal and even more impossible to work overtime and stay up late every day. One weekend, everyone was busy all morning. At eleven o'clock, a colleague suddenly got up, dropped a word and rushed out. He said: You are busy. I'll be back when I get married. . .

A young man sat at the door of the bird's nest, looking depressed.

The policeman came over and asked, "Didn't you get the ticket for Rolling Stone for 30 years today?" The young man took out two tickets. The policeman was surprised and asked him why he didn't go in.

The young man said, "I want to call the girl I secretly love." The girl asked what concert it was, but as soon as I said' get out', the phone died. "

12 The boss asked me, "Can you come to work this Saturday? I know you like to play on weekends, but I really need you here. "

"Yes, no problem. But as you know, the bus on the weekend is so bad that it is estimated to be a little late. "

"Well, when do you think you can come?"

"Monday."

13. Husband asked: What should I do if I am going to have an affair?

The wife smiled: I am very gentle, and I will maim you at most, but I won't kill you!

The husband was moved and said, that's very kind of you!

The wife smiled and said, if we can't be husband and wife, we can still be sisters!

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