A connotative joke, but I don’t know what it means

Grandma sent a message to her grandson: You should hide quickly. Your teacher is coming to look for you at home because you are playing truant. The grandson said: Grandma, please hide quickly! I called the teacher today to ask for leave, saying that my grandma passed away, so I would not go to school.

At this time, grandma had already opened the door for the teacher. Teacher: Who are you? Grandma: It’s the first day of the week. I’ll come back to check.

Today I had dinner with my classmate and saw a booger stuck under his nostril. I wanted to speak out but was embarrassed, so I said “under his nose”. There was a piece of rice, but he smiled and licked it into his mouth...

Two African couples were quarreling. The husband said: "Skidaki!" The wife said: "Kuo dig nini!" The husband said: "Toca, Anji, the prison at the bottom of the building is so thick and wide!" The wife was all excited at this time. She knelt down and begged: "Mimina Kuowudi, Dalai Tingkuo black chicken!" The husband shouted angrily: "Qina Ting Kuo black chicken!!"

As for you, just like 2B Reading it all the way up to now, it seems like you really understand African.

When Zhu Bajie was first subdued, he felt that he did not understand etiquette and was afraid of offending Tang Monk, so he asked Sun Wukong what he should do. Wukong said that you can see what I do in a while and just learn. The two met Tang Monk, and Wukong knelt down in a polite manner: "Master, please bow to me, my disciple!" Bajie understood immediately, and knelt down and shouted: "Master, please bow to me, my fat disciple."

TV and reality are not the same at all! Just now I said to my dad: "Dad, can you sing Little Star?" "My dad actually said: "Go and get lost!" He's almost thirty and looks like a retard! "

My parents are definitely the most heartless people in the world. After they borrowed money from others, they would promise "we will pay you back all the money we owe you", and then they gave birth to My name is Tongtong

The boss told us a joke in the office today. Everyone laughed so hard that only Xiao Li didn’t laugh. I smiled and asked him why he didn’t laugh. Xiao Li replied coldly. Said: “I have resigned. ”

The Three-Character Sutra for Women: Party more and stay home less. Go out and be a flower. Stay at home and become a mother. Don’t be depressed and indigestible. Find your best friends and praise each other. Make beauty and gossip. Go shopping. Spend your money when shopping. Drink less and sleep more. Don’t wait until your eyes and ears are dazzled. No matter how good your food is, you will have no money. No matter how strong it is, it feels bad. No matter how nice you are, you are just a piece of shit.

Go away!

In the palace, there are murderous intentions everywhere, and the brothers who are fighting for the throne are in danger. Heart. One day, the Fourth Master saw Brother Eighth walking by in a hurry with his head down, so he hurriedly caught up and asked, "Old Ba, Old Ba, where are you going?" "Hearing the fourth master's inquiry behind him, the eighth prince's heart suddenly sank, and then he turned around and said blankly: "As long as I am here, you are not afraid of anything? ...

If you have a desire for someone, that is called liking. If you hold back your desire for someone, that is called love. Netizen LOVEJurina replied: If you have a desire for a skirt, that is called liking; if you resist the desire for a skirt, that is called poverty