Humorous messages, jokes and jokes

Lead: Life is a big dye vat, with sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sadness and approaches joy. Next, I arranged humorous short messages and jokes for you, hoping to bring you a little joy.

Humorous SMS jokes (1)

1, Mulan has been a father in the army for more than three years and has not been recognized. I didn't believe it then ~ I believed it when I saw LYC? I heard a friend say that the life of a shemale can be colorful, but I didn't believe it at that time ~ I believed it when I saw LYC? When the family planning propaganda said that boys and girls were the same, I didn't believe it at that time ~ I believed it when I saw LYC?

2. I never thought that the national football team would play football besides eating, drinking and having fun!

3, love him, take safety measures, do not love him, but also take safety measures!

4, the poor monk's practice is still shallow, and he can't heal through clothes! Goddess! ! offend

5. The son asked: Dad, why is the price of pork rising? Dad kindly told him: Son, all the pigs in China have been taken to play the Asian Cup by an uncle named pig Hu Guang. China is out of stock!

6, a store discount: the wife ran away with someone, and the small boss dumped the goods and collected the toll! When the store next door saw it, it immediately said: The road is uneven, and the goods have fallen to support the next door!

7. Q: Which country do you hate and despise most? A: Japan, damn it! Q: Can't you speak without dirty words? It's good. Q: Again, which country do you hate and despise most? A: ... Shit.

Humorous SMS jokes (2)

1, Komatsu asks Xiaoming? What will your parents do to you if you fail in the exam? The following points are women's singles. ? 70? The following points are men's singles. If so? 60? The following are mixed doubles!

2. A murderer escaped into two women's dormitories and threatened a woman with a knife in her hand, saying, What's your name? She said: My name is Meiling. The murderer said: it has the same name as my mother, so I won't kill you! Ask another woman: What's your name? I used to be Shanshan, but now everyone calls me Meiling, she said fearfully.

3. A man courted Jane Doe and played a song with the erhu. "Afterwards, the woman said," The erhu is not very good, but it looks like a blind A Bing. "

It's cold, Tang Priest wishes you good health, Wukong wishes you a happy mood, Friar Sand tells you to pay attention to cold and warmth, and pays attention to daily exercise for nothing. Bajie, you are so happy!

Humorous SMS jokes (3)

1, Dave: Don't take that dog with you when you go out. Wife: I think it's cute. Dave: Do you want to compare it to show your beauty? Wife: You are so confused. In that case, I might as well take you out!

2. Granddaughter: Grandpa, is it true that wearing mini skirts affects your health? Grandpa: Yes, look at the lady sitting there in a mini skirt. My blood pressure went up as soon as she changed her posture.

3. Your Excellency: Poor economy, inconsistent personality, colorful hobbies and messy life beliefs are all inseparable.

4, ask what the world is, it is a waste, it is best to invest less; There is a saying that the world is cold and autumn is even colder. Remember to add clothes. People often say: spending money like running water, making money like diaosi, life is not easy, making money is the last word.

5. Voltage12V36V110V220V10V3500V Which one can touch that? You can touch them all, and some can only touch them once.

6. The horse and the donkey fell in love. The horse said: I love you! The donkey said: I love you too! The horse said, may I kiss you? The donkey said, no, because the donkey's lips don't fit the horse's mouth.

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