Joke: I bought fake medicine, so I was blind. What should I do?

1, a buddy's hair naturally curls. One day, he went to the barber's and told him how to cut it. Barabara said a lot. After hearing this, the barber said, brother, if you cut your hair like this, it will be permed for nothing. 2. A friend, whom I just met, said that he would give his family 1000 yuan every month when he was paid, and suddenly he liked it. Recently, I heard that he wants 2000 yuan from his family every month ... this is usury. My friend wants to invite me to dinner as a landlord, and he wants to take me to which house while driving. I advised him not to bother, just the most expensive one. "Do you want to eat special dishes or delicious?" "It's expensive enough." "The one in front is good, but there is a queue at this time." "It doesn't matter, as long as you can eat something expensive." "Is there anything not to eat?" "Yes, it's very cheap." "... you get off. 4. When I was at work in the morning, a courier suddenly came in to send flowers, and it was one of our male colleagues who received them! We were embarrassed to ask him if he was passionate or had a girlfriend chasing him down, but he was confused for a while with flowers and suddenly patted his head and said, "Shit! The recipient and the sender are filled backwards! " My colleague's husband is a traffic policeman. Come to pick her up from work every night, she rides an electric car, wears a coat outside her uniform and puts her hat in the trunk! At an intersection, two trucks stopped in reverse, blocking the intersection at home. Her husband honked his horn to make way, and so did the truck driver. What a big shock! Later, the driver came down directly to scold! Without saying a word, his husband silently opened the trunk, put on his hat, took off his coat, took out his book and added a lesson! ! !