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Ask for all kinds of cold jokes.
1. The emperor said to the little plum beside him: You can describe me in one word. Xiao Lizi replied: What's the matter? Then the little plum was cut. . .
2. One day, the toothpick was walking and found his shoelaces open, so he bent down to tie them, and then his waist broke.
Motorcyclists like to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle their buttons at the back to keep out the wind.
One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.
When the police arrived, ...
Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.
Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back.
Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.
Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around.
Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing.
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