Casual funny jokes

Casual Funny Jokes

Casual Funny Jokes 1:

1. One day my gay friend and I went out for an outing, and the gay friend accidentally Sliding into the river, the River God rose from the river: Did you drop this Gao Yuanyuan?

I shook my head, and the River God asked again: Did you drop this Liuyan? I shook my head again .

?You are very honest, give you both? After the river god said that, he gave both to me, and I woke up with joy.

2. One day, Daniel Wu and his girlfriend went out for an outing. Daniel Wu accidentally slipped into the river. At this time, the river god rose from the river: "Did you drop this Baoqiang?"

The girlfriend shook her head, and the river god asked again? Is this Huang Bo you dropped?

The girlfriend shook her head again. ?You are very honest, I will give you both?? After the river god said that, he sank to the bottom of the water and never appeared again.

3. Sai Weng lost a white horse, and his neighbors came to comfort him. Sai Weng said: This is not a bad thing, right?

Sure enough, the next day, the white horse came back. He also brought Tang Seng back, so everyone ate Tang Seng together. The neighbor came to congratulate him again, and he said: This may not be a good thing!

On the third day, a monkey came to the house?

4. Xiao Ming’s father fell into the water when he was crossing the river. Xiao Ming sat by the river and cried.

The River God rose up from the water: He took out a Kim Jong Il: Little friend, is this your father?

Xiao Ming cried and said: No.

The River God took out another Li Gang: Little friend, is this your father?

Xiao Ming cried and said: No.

The river god smiled and said: You are really an honest boy, so I can rest assured. The fee for recovering the body is 30,000 yuan and the fine is 50,000 yuan.

Casual Funny Jokes 2:

1. I have had a crush on a girl for a long time. I invited her out to watch a movie today and found that she didn’t bring any money. Fortunately, she did as usual and didn’t Didn't keep the appointment.

2. On the way home from school, I met a little beggar. He claimed that his family was poor, so he came out to beg for tuition. I stole the tuition money from his bowl while he was not paying attention, because I was afraid that he would be in more pain after going to school.

3. Every morning, when I think about my height, I am as tall as Xiao Guo, my footwork is as big as Yao, my singing voice is sweeter than that of Manyu, my acting skills are as good as those of Yifei, my face is more beautiful than De Gang, and my hair is thicker than Pace, especially Thinking that my Mandarin is better than Obama's, I feel full of positive energy.

Even if I don’t have as much money as them, I have no regrets.

4. In fact, in some remote mountainous areas, the ideas there are still very feudal and outdated. For example, although the girl in front of you is only 16 years old, you may not be able to imagine that she is already the daughter of two people.

5. Ever since I was a child, I have dreamed of having my own drum set, my own band, and performing everywhere every day.

Now my wish has finally come true: I have my own drum set and my own band.

No more talking, old man Wang from Qiancun is dying, and I have to go take over business.

6. Recently, I especially like to go to the morning market to buy vegetables with my grandma. In fact, it’s not all about buying groceries. Because the old aunts who sell vegetables like to praise me for my beautiful appearance, my grandma was very happy to hear that. The old man is happy, and there is nothing wrong with the grandson even if he feels a little wronged!

7. My cousin said that she will marry Ke Zhendong when she grows up. I smiled and sighed in my heart, children are always innocent, but these are stupid and impossible dreams.

I believe she will gradually understand these truths as she grows older. And what a joke, I am the one who wants to marry Ke Zhendong! ;