Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - , Yes, if this incident had not happened, Lin Ling would have married the mayor’s son tomorrow. I didn’t know what happened until I came out of Ms. N’s house. Everyone said it as a joke, but I didn’t

, Yes, if this incident had not happened, Lin Ling would have married the mayor’s son tomorrow. I didn’t know what happened until I came out of Ms. N’s house. Everyone said it as a joke, but I didn’t

, Yes, if this incident had not happened, Lin Ling would have married the mayor’s son tomorrow. I didn’t know what happened until I came out of Ms. N’s house. Everyone said it as a joke, but I didn’t find it funny at all. I even sympathized with Ms. N a little. As long as you observe carefully, you will find that in fact, around us, there are so many women like Ms. N, living in disappointment every day. It is not a fault that I have too high demands on my life, but it is unfortunate. There is nothing wrong with me as a junior. I am a radical. Because of my favorable conditions, I am a little inconsiderate of other men. Many people have had this experience. Falling in love, decadence, and fanaticism when they were young have nothing to do with real people or events. It's just that the role needs it, and those personal identities and emotions are as unbearable as internal anxiety. At that time, I also liked to say some destined words, as if without this person, I wouldn't be so crazy. In fact, it was the least destined, just like the row, strangely, I didn't hear her scolding. I raised my head and saw her smiling and saying to me: "It doesn't matter, I'll fill in the ticket for you first." After that, she tore off a ticket, took out 5 cents from her pocket and put it in the wallet. inside. There is no destined connection between excrement and a certain toilet. So funny. But this happened the night before. From Xu Yan's perspective, her boyfriend was her spiritual support and her sky. She still loved her boyfriend strongly in her heart. When they first broke up, she thought Zheng Ningning still loved her, but the trauma could not be healed and her heart could not let go. They were only temporarily separated from her, and her boyfriend would look for her after a while. But half a month later, Xu Yan didn't even receive a call from her boyfriend, and she panicked. My boyfriend's family is a single generation of three generations, and his parents have always wanted to have a grandson as soon as possible. She decided to take the initiative to win back Zheng Ningning's heart. On the night, many relatives and good friends of Secretary Lin came to congratulate her. Perhaps Secretary Lin was in a good mood and drank a lot of wine. Of course Lin Ling drank too much. In the end, she was helped into the room in a daze. , "Hey, Old Lin, it's me, Li Zhenzhang." Mayor Li didn't know how he found out about this, so he called. "Oh, it's Mayor Li! Alas..." Secretary Lin sighed. , "Well, I've heard about Lin Ling. I hope you won't be too sad. There was something urgent in the province just now and I had to go quickly. My son has already left overnight. Let's wait for the wedding, right? But don't worry , I just called the police station elder, Wang, and asked him to go to your place immediately to investigate. I'm so sorry, Lao Lin!" Mayor Li said sadly on the other end of the phone. . , "Thank you, Mayor. It's okay. I will handle it here. There is no need for Lao Wang to come. Alas, I can't afford to lose this person. I should be the one to say sorry. This matter was originally done and now, I really feel sorry for the Mayor. , I will personally apologize to you when this matter is figured out," Lao Lin said sadly. , "Well, no need, just rest assured and take care of things. I still have some things to do here. Let me put it this way first. Don't think too much! Old Lin!" the mayor comforted. , "Thank you, mayor, please do your work." Lao Lin replied sadly. "Come on, let me have a look. Please give me a moment." Yang Guoqiang said as he squeezed in. , Yang Guoqiang joined the army directly after failing the college entrance examination. His father was shocked. He had been demobilized and returned home for a while now. He and Lin Ling were childhood sweethearts and had a good relationship. When they heard about this incident, they hurried over. Qing Qiang was engaged in investigation in the army, learned a lot of investigation techniques, and won many awards. He especially likes to read detective novels, and his most admired one is of course Sherlock Holmes. He never forgets to take a copy of Sherlock Holmes with him wherever he goes. I heard that he forgot the time for the college entrance examination because of reading Sherlock Holmes, and was not allowed to enter after that. He ran away to the army in anger. Became a soldier. , "Lin Ling, don't cry." Yang Guoqiang Two months ago, I moved to Room 702, Building A, Jiaheyuan. Room 701 opposite to me lives in Zheng Cheng, an online novel writer. He basically never leaves home, working three times a day. Meals are also ordered to be taken out. The only person he interacts with every day is the delivery boy from Jiahe Restaurant. Zheng Cheng would order takeout from Jiahe Restaurant every time. What was even weirder was that the dishes he ordered were exactly the same every day. After exchanging wives for the first time in the morning, Jackson found various reasons and often asked He Hui to "play games" with him. "From the initial heartache to gradual numbness, and then to no feeling at all, He Hui and his wife seemed to silently accept this game with economic value. It’s soy milk and heated dog bread, for lunch it’s salted chicken leg rice and mushroom stewed chicken soup, in the evening it’s barbecued pork and beef rice, and occasionally there’s cheese and pasta as a late-night snack. The delivery boy will come to the door of Room 701 at a fixed time every day, knock on the door three times, and shout: The delivery is here! He left in a hurry, not even waiting for Zheng Cheng to come out to pay. He probably paid online when Zheng Cheng ordered the food online. He was so lazy. As he spoke, he handed the tissue to Lin Ling. , "Everyone, please go aside and take a rest. I'm here to check. Don't disturb me." Yang Guoqiang said and pushed the neighbors and relatives who came to watch the excitement to the door. , "Look, you have caused too much damage to the scene. How can I judge?" Yang Guoqiang said with an atmosphere. "Do you still remember what time you took a break last night? Mrs. Lin, what time did you see it?", "About ten o'clock, my daughter said: "Okay, but you are a cartoonist, you have to teach me how to do it. Hands on! But he just gave his daughter a few paintings by famous artists and said, "The techniques for painting are all in them. Just follow them." "In desperation, my daughter had to study painting seriously first. In 2003, she collected her paintings together and published a personal painting collection called "Sleeping Alone". Right, all my friends came last night, Ling'er drank a lot of wine, and then she became drunk and unconscious. I got up early this morning, thinking that Lin Ling drank too much last night, so I didn't call her, so I went to the kitchen to make a bowl of hangover soup for her, and the result was I saw this." Aunt Lin said while crying. Thinking that my friend was looking for the name of the station, I walked over curiously. There was a beautiful poster posted above the car window. It was written densely in Korean, and I didn’t recognize a word of it. My friend pointed to the poster and told me it was a subway story. My friend looked at it and suddenly burst into laughter. A friend translated it to me. This is a story written by a young mother. She said that she took the subway with her son every day. The next morning, the young man came to the gift shop early and took away the exquisite gift box that Gran made for him. The son goes to school and she goes to work. My son's school is closer, so I always get off the bus first. One day, she caught a cold and felt uncomfortable, but early in the morning, she still insisted on taking the subway to go to work. The subway in the morning was crowded with passengers. She was a little drowsy. In a daze, the subway stopped. Her son shook her and called her to get off. It turned out that she had already arrived at the station. When she and her son got off the bus together, she suddenly realized that her son had also got off the bus with her. Could it be that his son had stopped? The son told her that he saw that she was not in good health and was worried that she had sat past the stop. He thought there was still time to go to school, so he did not get off the bus when he arrived at the stop, but sat with his mother until she was about to get off. station. She wrote that she was lucky that her son was with her, otherwise she would have passed the station in a daze. Her son took her to the subway exit, then turned back to the subway station and sat back down. She said that at that moment, she realized that her son had grown up and it was great to have her son take care of her. , free subscription for sufferings, the latest good stories of eternal lovers, WeChat ID: Bride