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Super invincible funny joke

Super invincible funny joke

Super invincible funny joke 1:

1. Think big Wolf, think Logger Vick, think Tom Cat. What reason do I have not to be strong?

Pea pods raised hundreds of millions of dollars, and Xiaomi also made a fortune. Who says China agriculture is hopeless! ! !

When you think your ideas are innovative, nine times out of ten, your knowledge is too narrow.

If your mother and your wife fell into the river at the same time, why are you so unlucky?

If you pour out your heart to him (her), he (she) may think it is a pig in the water.

6. Tonsillar classmate, the teacher doesn't want you to get inflamed. Please sit down.

7. Happier than going home, I went home, and others haven't!

8, coquetry, mostly a higher level of play.

9. There is such an item on the bank's opinion list: the counter is professional in dealing with problems, and the lobby manager has a good attitude, but the money in the card is too little. I sincerely hope that the bank can seriously consider my opinion and help me solve the problem.

10 Although I have never been in love, I guess it should be similar to the feeling when I saw the waiter coming with a leisurely meal: always at another table?

Super invincible funny paragraph 2:

1. Women are like books in a bookstore. Many people have already turned it over before you buy it. If they don't, it only shows that the book is not attractive enough!

2, love is a matter for two people, but some people can't learn math well!

3. A well-mixed woman wears a LV bag, and a poorly mixed man wears a LV hat!

4, women get up and dress up for more than an hour, men only need ten minutes, if men sleep in the remaining fifty minutes, women will harass you indefinitely, call you up, scold you lazy pig!

Internet is really a magical place. Single for 25 years, finally found a girlfriend online! She will come to my house soon! ! ! Ok, forget it, the courier has arrived, and I'll sign for it!

6. How many beautiful legs are ruined on the face, how many beautiful women are ruined on the body, how many beautiful men are ruined on the height, and how many infatuated men are ruined on poverty.

7. Girls stamp their feet with their hands on their waists, which is called running wild. A girl bent her hands to her waist, stamped her feet, and her chest trembled. That's coquetry

8. I fell in love with you because I didn't know you were a self-righteous person and had a few stinking money. Now I know, so I have to marry you.

9. At present, many women ask whether to have a house or a car first. In view of this, I suggest that real estate developers and car dealers set up a women's registry, so that women with housing and car needs can register first, and then real estate developers and car dealers launch activities to buy houses and cars for women, and the things are sold, and the houses and cars that women need are also available.

Everybody is happy!

10, some people say, I hope everyone's body can automatically become a book after death, and the content of the book is the life of the deceased. Think about this situation. Some people have become masterpieces, some people have become banned books, some people have become recipes, some people have become maps, some people have become photoshop manuals, and some people have become check-in registers of small hotels?

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