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Qq signature is funny and humorous.
If you have no medicine, don't always remind me that I am ill. The following is my signature, funny and humorous. Welcome everyone to have a look!
Qq personalized signature is funny and humorous: 1. The deskmate is a creature who doesn't smash houses and uncover tiles for a day.
2.? Every time I see a thin man in the street, I want to share some meat with her. I have a kind heart. ?
Old class, don't bother to rank me. I can speak everywhere.
Then I did not hesitate to write the funny ratio sent by the monkey in the sign-in column.
5.? What can you do to ensure that she doesn't leave me? She can't stand being spoiled by others.
I can't tell you before you like me.
7. If you dare, don't watch me kill me behind my back.
8. My future husband must be a road idiot, or he hasn't found me yet.
9. It's not mine. You can leave if you want. It is mine. You can't leave.
10. Don't think you are a little fat, but you are really fat!
1 1. Please light the crown lamp for me when I was born, pave the crown road for me when I grow up, and take me to the Crown Sea when I leave.
12.? My neighbor has become calculating. Speak human words! ? He changed the WIFI password. ?
13. Don't forget your dreams in life, not for crying or fighting.
14. Although I will not be generous to all beings, I will be harmful to all people.
15. No one can belittle me because of things other than themselves.
16. When you make up your mind to stick to it until you can't stick to it anyway, you are qualified to be willful.
17. You laugh like a mouse who once lived in my house.
18. [My feelings for you are so vague that I can't see them myself and I can't tell them apart. ]
19. There is a kind of loneliness called. The second cup is half price?
20. My tolerance does not mean that you can be unscrupulous.
Qq signature is funny and humorous: 1, the tortoise can run past the rabbit, just because each has its own way.
When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.
I don't need your redundant explanation, I just need you to shut up.
4. That's the one who called compulsory education occupied all my youth.
5. Do you eat, eat or eat? You choose.
6, the right path in the world is vicissitudes, don't be too arrogant.
7, regret that medicine can not be bought, there are many rat drugs.
8. Eating at home is called eating, and eating outside the school unit is purely for survival.
9. Asking what the world is is just a delay between men and women. ...
10, as long as you have classes in your heart, you are not skipping classes wherever you go.
1 1. How can I not believe you are so sensational?
12, tossed her head after breaking up, and dumped her wig.
13,-Beating is kissing, scolding is not enough! ~
14, not afraid of being used, afraid of being useless.
15, the weather is so stuffy and hot! Grandpa Sun, you are so old, don't be invisible. We know you're online.
16, who has lived without shit since ancient times? See if you use paper instead of paper.
17. Why is the best man called an extinct man? Even if he has no seeds, he is still a man.
18, everyone knows that the ugly duckling finally became an old white swan, but since you have become an old dinosaur, hey. . It's really a big change for women.
19, genetics tells us calmly that cross-species love is doomed to have no good results.
20.KTV originally meant to give people a k, then a t, and then I won.
Sister, charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.
22. Some people have good Chinese; Some people are good at math; Some people have good English; Some people have a good history; ... I'm in a good mood
The most irritating thing in the world is not casting pearls before swine, but a group of people playing cotton for you.
24. Brother, I'm busy now. If you need anything, just call 10086 for manual service and ask for my secretary. They will help you solve it.
25, such a thing as long meat, don't rush to the waist and chest if you have the ability.
26. Money is no problem to me at all. The problem is that I have no money at all.
27. We are all poor people who have been hurt by love.
28, the first love, I have never kissed anyone, so I have no experience.
29. Read the following words: With the help of the party, you can.
There is nothing in the world that you dare not do, only people who have no guts.
3 1, there are no men who are not playboy, only men who are not playboy.
32, beauty coquetry, how can you wait for ordinary people to parry?
33. Who is the husband? Temporary workers are all TM
34. As long as the Tang Priest is gone, there will be evil spirits.
35, thick thigh black stockings this summer is really terrible.
36. Dude, I gave you the award of forever silence.
37. Excuse me! I'm already dead. But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!
38. The joke is getting lower and lower, because life is getting harder and harder.
39. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll beat you up for free anyway.
40. May sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liangsang: No, sir.
4 1, it's good not to wear glasses. I want to see something. Look closer. If you don't want to see it, you can't see it if you go any further.
42. The quality of teachers' classes determines the flow of 10086 this month.
43. Famous flowers are rich in soil.
44. My greatest advantage is that I have a lot of money, and my greatest disadvantage is that I spend it too quickly.
45. You are mine. B: You were born to your mother.
46. Spare girls should not dress men in beautiful clothes. They like to be naked.
47. How can you see that my heart is beating for you? Do you still want me to take it out?
48. Because of me, I became so happy. You are one of my big jokes.
49, you care about beauty, forget my brother, this person is too unkind.
50. Why is coffee bitter, because it can't be bitter in a cup?
5 1, don't give me an oath, I'm afraid you will never give me what I want.
52, eighteen martial arts, you are the third, knife and gun? Cheap?
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