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This is my composition of about 450 words.

this is me

A brand-new group ushered in a brand-new self, and I am here to bring you not only laughter, but also happiness. This is me, a "naughty boy" who loves to talk, laugh and make trouble. Seeing this, you can't help asking, what's the naughty way? Ha ha laugh ... you will know later!

I have a round face with two watery eyes. As long as I smile, they can become a crack. Although I am only 13 years old, I weigh several hundred, which makes me very upset. It is because I am fat that my classmates call me "Fat Brother". Alas ..... you have never experienced the taste of getting fat! That feeling is worse than the last "knife mountain"! Therefore, "fat" has become my characteristic and my biggest worry. ...

I remember when I was in fifth grade, one day my school went to physical education class. As the monitor of sports, the teacher asked me to demonstrate the high jump to the students. What does "high jump" mean to me? This is what most people can't do! Not to mention that I am a big fat man. I've been under the telephone pole. It's not bad! Under the repeated pressure of my classmates, I was as scared as if I were on the execution ground, but in order to take care of my face, I still got up the courage to rush over ... Prosperity ... There was a loud noise and the high jump pole was knocked down by me. The students burst into laughter and I fell heavily to the ground. Since then, I have never jumped high again, and I still remember it clearly!

Speaking of naughty, everyone is familiar with it. It is a character that every boy should have, and of course I am no exception. I am the best naughty Wang Zhiyi in my class. I have all the tricks of being naughty. For example, in a geography class last week, the teacher came to the classroom early with a globe in his hand. She put it on the table and went out. Because of curiosity, I went up to play. Somehow, I had a bad idea and wanted to play a trick on the teacher. So, I tampered with the globe, and I was secretly pleased ... After class, the teacher gave a deep lecture with passion and ignored the existence of the globe. In this way, the globe was taken away without moving a class. I am disappointed and worried. ...

Later, I heard that the teacher played a joke in another class, and I was ashamed!

This is me, a naughty boy who loves to talk, laugh and make trouble! ! !