Who will say anything funny or swear, as long as it makes me laugh too much, I can give points ~

New york: I'm not your sanitary napkin. Put a mat on it when you need it.

Talent is lingering: "truth or question" tattoo. What should I do if I tattooed my lover's name but broke up? Answer: Add a tattoo at the back, "It's SB".

Miss Toto: Zhou Xun said, "I won't get married unless I am a big boy." . Liu Ye said, "I won't marry unless I am Nana." . That's really interesting. Do you still believe the man who said "you must"?

Beckham Roy: "Send me a recent photo of you". I didn't. "obviously" Why do you want to see me when you clearly want to see him?

Talent is a stain on paint: when I was a child, my idol was Wang Jingwei, and I was very impressed that he could betray his country and fill the sea.

Who hates it? Cat: To celebrate my good brother Xiao Tong's coming to Guangzhou at the end of August, I decided to go to Shanghai at the end of August.

Luo Xiaotong, Talent Department: "Example: The hunter found a pregnant doe in the forest". Teacher: How did the hunter know that the deer was pregnant? Pan Zheng: Because the hunter saw the deer vomit. The whole class: |||. . .

Calm down, R.Laa: people. If there is no love. You can love anyone.

A rogue is Xiao Tong: alone. If there is no love. You can have sex with anyone.

Cure the tomato pot friend: There is a little wolf. Oh, he was born a vegetarian instead of meat. His parents are very worried. As a result, my parents were very pleased to see the little wolf chasing the rabbit one day. Then the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, "give me the carrot!" " ! ……

Rogue is a small grain: your predecessor is married, would you like to attend his wedding? I just want to attend your funeral!

Cure is enchanting man: if you don't love me, I will be old.

The cure is Finland: "What should I do if you are liked by many people"? I like it.

Rogue attached primary school teacher: "academic discussion is ok, don't curse!" " Shit, it's you!

Wang Xing: Translate a famous saying in Dilbert's cartoon into Chinese: Don't compete with idiots, they will reduce you to idiots and then beat you with experience.

Mao Xinyu University said, "I hope China's first aircraft carrier will be named after my grandfather." . -User thread: "Fuck _ your grandmother's number".

Rogues are female hooligans. Exe: Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me better, you will definitely hit me.

Calm down, Aki. Love at first sight, then decline, and finally run out.

Gacazafaa: My mother is an expert in catching mosquitoes. It is estimated that no more than 20 mosquitoes have escaped from her in this life. At night, she likes to turn off all the lights, leave a TV on, then lead all the mosquitoes to the screen, and then slowly trample them with her hands. Tonight, she was worried that she couldn't find mosquitoes and shouted, "Where are the mosquitoes?" ? The sleepy old bean said impatiently, "I'm going to sleep!" " Don't talk to me! ……

I'm sorry about this meal. Chen Yian: Change: The wind is roaring. The dog is barking. Google is growling. Google is growling. Mahler Gobi is as high as the sky. The mud horse lying in the trough is also crazy. There are many anti-Japanese heroes in the green bully! On the internet, grass mud horses are heroes! Pick up the mobile phone computer! Waving the keyboard and mouse! Defend the rice! Defend Google, Defend Blog and Defend Full Search!

Rogue is Xiao Tong: Interview with G-spot. We talked in the damp.

Talent is like a small fruit: my father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but he got Han Hong's disease.

Tough Huo Xiaoyu: I'm sorry for your bullshit logic.

Huo Xiaoyu, a tough truth department: Say something "positive" in the past seven years to see your big head ghost. My father is not my parents, and my mother is not my mother. If I am not satisfied with my studies, I will drop out of school. If I feel bored, I will run away. If I run away, I will run to Xinjiang instead of Tibet. Stop giggling. There are more blanks in a book than words. Read a big book, the number of words is just over 10 thousand. I will buy a book here. I hate your lack of words. I will buy a notebook. Why are there so many broken words?

Paying attention to this embarrassed Huo Xiaoyu: MLGB= = There is a request for attention called "Lord of the Fallen God". ! ! I want to focus on this! ! ! ! You idiot, pay attention to me. I can pass! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! SB！ ! ! !

Sorrow is like a wolf: I have tried my best as far as I can forgive.

Forgive your past and move towards your mother's future.

Calm down, Xia Diu Diu Diu: If he says "forget me" to you. Just tell each other, "I never remember."

Rogues are female hooligans. Exe: Fuck the person who gave birth to you! You stupid female genitalia! The man who gave birth to you has female genitalia!

Calm down and fasten Xiao Tong: You can see from a distance. Do not play with it. Not afraid to defile love. I'm afraid of ruining myself.

Talent is a kind of relaxation: I have something to do and go to bed first.

Sadness is predestined: why do you need two people to agree when you are together, but only one person makes a decision when you are apart?

Rogue is a adult: those who love me don't love me, and those who don't love me kick to death.

Plane: "Who doesn't love a bunch of scum when he is young".

Calm down, Jospin: No matter what you think of me. How do you want to humiliate me? I have never respected you.

Idiot Xiao Tong said, "Wake me up at 2 o'clock 15.". Idiot: "The small machine was cut." "What do you call it? Idiot: ". . . Stand on the balcony and shout. "

The truth is Lai Bao: Being strong means pretending to be forced by yourself.

Rogue is the last flower: this woman has shed her face. It should be a beauty.

Lai Bao: No one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all. Everyone is busy.

Tough as a small fruit: let me briefly summarize your speech: bah.

The truth lies in the west: a man said, "How did you react with a man?" ~ ~ I said, "Your ass is broken."

Rogue is Zuomu: pretend not to be shameful. It is shameful to pretend to be shameful. I strongly advise you to observe life. Some people say that he "doesn't pretend" and "never pretends"-go up and remember his appearance. You've seen shameless people.

Aki: It's no use pretending to be innocent in front of me. I have no sympathy. You get together and I'll help you bury it.

Hiro: I bought twelve bags of good friends the day before yesterday and put them in the classroom. I only ate one. . . There are four left today. . . People in this class are really polite. . .

The truth is bright but not bright: china dairy's slogan: We are more specialized in chemical industry.

I must be a good mother and give you all the respect and understanding I can't get.

The essence of the model is: "Shanghai Stock Market! ! Shanghai stock market! ! I am Shenzhen! ! We suffered heavy casualties! ! Almost completely annihilated! ! What is your loss? " ! "Shenzhen! ! Shenshi! ! I am from Shanghai! ! All our troops were killed! ! This is a recording, no need to reply!

This morning, Wuhan Jiangxia Public Security Bureau received an alarm from the masses that there were two big bombs under the overpass. The police of Jiangxia Branch followed bomb squad to the scene and found a red cloth bag under the bridge. Experts and police carefully opened the bag, which contained several layers of newspaper parcels. The police dismantled it layer by layer, and finally found that it was really two big bombs: four twos and a pair of kings ... The police said that they would seriously investigate the responsibility of the police.

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

Ping: Yes, it's my pleasure to play dumb. If you think it's true, I'll pretend to be you.

Rogue is a little dragon: after seeing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

Embarrassed Yu: Best comment today: I'm so nervous.

Rogue Black Tooth: If you are unhappy, you should tell everyone and make everyone happy.

Liu Dan: Aliens are nothing. Fuwa will protect us.

I'm sorry to say, "teacher, the younger generation has an ungrateful request. I don't know if I should say it." "Since it is an ungrateful invitation, there is no need to ask."

Roy and Xiaobei: Experts from the State Seismological Bureau solemnly announced once again: From tonight to tomorrow, if there is no earthquake, there will be no earthquake. If there is an earthquake, we won't know until the magnitude of the earthquake and how many times we will tell you after the earthquake. Please rest assured that those who are afraid go out to sleep, and those who are not afraid sleep at home to maintain a normal life order. Don't be idle and spread fucking rumors, it will make us very scary!

The truth is a biscuit: global communication, passing the ball.

Truth Department = = Forget who it is: Zheng Zhi's greatest role is to kick his opponent into Zheng Zhihua on the court. . .

Rogue is underground velvet: Dude, the difference between you and Zhou Zhou is that you can't command ~ ~ ~

Calm down. The truth is don Ji: meeting strangers is actually very troublesome. Many lies have to be told once.

Personally, I think the landlord should watch funny videos.

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