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Time: the night before graduation Location: a corner of the campus.

People: brothers a and b, and sister C.

[The curtain rises: a corner of the campus. Brothers a and b are very different. A is very tall and B is very short.

[Teacher A holds a rose and laughs a few times.

A: (looking at the flowers carefully) Yes, this is the rose. I have planted 999 roses for you.

B: (accidentally hit it. A) Oh, you don't have eyes?

A: (angry) Hey, you-(happy) Oh, it's you. What are you doing here in such a hurry?

B: (Laughter) Sorry, I don't have time to explain it to you now, but there will be a campus version of Titanic later, and I am the protagonist, so in order not to stimulate you, you'd better go back first.

A: What a coincidence! I'm also going to star in a touching romantic movie here. I think you'd better go back first, so as not to vomit blood after reading it. (Looking at his watch) Sorry, you should go. Sister c is here.

B: Why? Hey, kid, you have to be clear. What's your relationship with Senior C?

A: You can date at night. Do you need to explain anything? Our relationship is unusual between men and women.

B: (sneers) You are so cheeky and affectionate. Don't check what you are.

Hey, kid, are you jealous?

B: Well, I'm afraid you'll be sad if I say it, but I'm embarrassed if I don't say it. It's really hard to be a man! To tell you the truth, Sister C cares about me very much. Look at you, half a man instead of a woman.

(Yu Chao) You are crying, Dad! (China) What does this mean? Do you want to win love in a horizontal knife?

You're overreaching yourself.

A: I overreach myself. (Helpless) Well, you said she cared about you, didn't you? What evidence do you have?

Well, there is a lot to talk about.

I'm not afraid of you talking too much. I'm afraid you won't talk.

B: I'm afraid you will be jealous.

A: I will never be jealous.

I'm afraid you miss me.

I never hated you.

I'm afraid you don't believe me.

I never trusted you.

B: Huh?

No, I absolutely believe you.

I'll tell you then.

A: Go ahead.

I really did it.

A: Say it!

B: ok, I'll say. (pause) No, you have to swear, or I'm still a little worried.

You have a lot to do. (Raise your hand) Well, heaven is above, and boy A is below. I will never be jealous or hate him after listening to his words, otherwise ... otherwise, the laggards will suffer. Is that enough?

B: That's enough. I tell you, several times, I went to fetch water, and a dozen is six bottles. Big sister saw it and helped me carry it with distress. Several times, when the weather turned cold, she called me in the dormitory and said, B, it's cold, put on more clothes and don't catch cold-oh! Several times we went to the canteen to eat together. Seeing that I ate less, he encouraged me to say, "Be brave and eat more." She even gave me her meat.

A: What? And she gave you her meat?

No, no, no, this is the pork she gave me. And when she lent me the book for the self-study exam, she also put a letter in it, which said, "Dear-"

A: Ah!

B: "Dear brother, I wish you success." Wow! How sweet!

A: Haha, is this also called caring?

B: Besides helping you, how can she help me carry water?

A: She thinks you are small and pathetic!

B: Why else would she want me to eat more instead of you?

A: That's because she's afraid you'll waste national food.

B: Why else would she lend me the book instead of you?

A: She thinks your family is poor and can't afford it. Let me tell you something about my vigorous love story with her.

B: Well, I'd like to see what that enemy did behind my back.

A: Well, listen, I was in a particularly bad mood that day. When she saw me, she came to comfort me and talked with me for a long time. She often comes to our classroom to study, and she also gives me electricity from time to time. The most touching thing is that I went to play football the day before yesterday and accidentally fell down. When my sister saw the flight, she ran to my side and helped me get up. She asked with concern, "How? Does it hurt? " (intoxicated) God, how romantic!

B: "What happened? Does it hurt? " I tell you, I even shook her hand!

I even touched her leg. Too careless (for the audience).

B: Ah! No, she cares about me.

No, she cares about me. Look at me. I am tall and strong, with a hunchback.

Look at me. I'm short and smart.

I've done a lot for her.

I paid more for her. When she caught a cold, I bought her Sanjiu Ganmao Granules.

I gave her stomach medicine when she had diarrhea.

Her schoolbag is a gift.

I gave her a pocket watch.

I gave her happiness.

A: I gave you happiness again, so her happiness is still mine.

B: (angry) Really ... Are you ... Are you still my good friend?

A: Don't be sad, although you can't compare with me. But there is no need to feel inferior. In my opinion, friends are much more important than love. Although she doesn't like you, I will give her to you.

B: (excited) I'm so touched. No, I can't break you up, although she doesn't like being with you very much.

A: Well, my brother, what are you welcome? She mentioned you to me several times.

What did she say?

A: She said that she knew that you had a crush on her, but she didn't know how to refuse you. Because she was afraid that you would be sad, she took it hard and committed suicide.

No, she likes you.

How did you know?

Listen to her.

What did she say?

She said that she likes you.

Really, that would be great.

She said she liked me, too.

A: Ah! Boy, we've been teased!

B: (thinking) Yes, my mother, we were cheated. She has two feet on both sides.

Yes, let's go get even with her. (With B, C comes out)

C: Hi, how do you do?

Which two?

C: Hello, two handsome guys!

B: What handsome guy?

You're just in time!

B: We have something to ask you.

C: Why? Awesome!

Let me ask you something. Why did you cheat us?

Yes, why do you tease us two simple boys?

C: What do you mean?

What do you mean? You know it yourself.

B: (sad) Sister, I didn't expect you to be such an immoral person, despicable!

A: Yes, immoral and despicable!

C: I am immoral. I am mean?

A: Yes!

B: That's right.

C: I think you have misunderstood. We are classmates.

A: (angry) Who is your classmate?

We are friends.

B: (angry) Do you still have me as a friend in your heart?

We should help each other and care about each other. Not all male-female relationships can only have love, but friendship can also exist. I am your senior. I should care about you and help you.

What, you're not going to develop that relationship with me?

Aren't you interested in me?

【 "Have a nice trip" accompanied by music.

C: (affectionate) Where have you all been? We will graduate soon, and I will leave tomorrow. We remained good friends after I left. Please contact more when you are free. Come on, you come here.

[A and B walk slowly.

C: (takes out a book to A)A, this book is for you. You were going to buy it. Come on, take it as a souvenir.

[a hands took it, bowed his head and stroked the handwriting.

C: (takes out a pen, right) B, this pen is for you. You once borrowed it from me and praised it for being easy to write. I know you like calligraphy very much. Take it and practice more.

Cross your hands and keep your head down.

[The bell rings.

C: Brother, I should go. Goodbye! (Walk away slowly)

A: (At the same time) Goodbye, senior sister!

B: (seeing C take a few steps) Sister, remember us.

C's voice-over: Yes.

[The lights are fading and the music is fading.