The curse words are so powerful.

Selling cloth and selling salt - meddling in nosy (salty) things and eating soup - a shameless and obscene person becoming a disciple - burning paper on the grave of a shameless person - fooling ghosts and farting under the bed - Neng Wen ( Smell: Neng Wu farts under the covers - Du Tu opens the coffin and shouts to catch the thief - unjustly accuses the dead of walking on a tightrope with a big belly - takes risks and practices swimming in a big cesspool - really not afraid of death (shit) the Jade Emperor farts - - A grape with a moldy air - Dancing with a machete in a cemetery full of bad water - Scaring people to death Drawing a bow in a cemetery - Shooting (sex) ghost dogs and eating tofu brain - Can't stop driving without a whip - Damn it The business of flattering the coffin shop - you need money to live and die - the kidnapper enters the hospital - autonomous (feet) gecko lifts the door curtain - reveals a small hand and gives birth on the plane - high school students and monks chant sutras - menstruation, carrying the coffin and losing pants - - Discourteous dead man playing pole vault in the toilet - excessive (feces) lighting a lamp in the toilet - courting death (feces) setting off firecrackers in the toilet - shaking feces (excitement) the dragon king farting - the coffin holding out its hand with dignity - even if you die, you need money to eat The iron bar covers the aluminum - the old lady touches the switch from the buttocks - the energetic bastard has boils on his butt - rotten rules (bad turtle buttocks) the bastard's butt - the regulations for the bastard to stand upside down - there is a rule above (referring to the superior) Rules that come down) A little tortoise stands on top of a tortoise - there are new rules for a tortoise to do somersaults - one after another, regulations for gods to fart - extraordinary storytelling on the plane - a series of empty words to give you three points of color - you start The dyeing shop is full of gold teeth - you lie when you open your mouth (yellow) The blind man chats - you talk nonsense about the blind man wearing glasses - you pretend to be better than throwing bombs in the pit - you arouse public outrage (feces) The blind man learns embroidery - you If you are blind and can give birth to a child, it is not called having a child - the scary bastard eats watermelon - he rolls and crawls, long live he fell into the well - he dare not work (fish), your boss dug out his eyes to be the judge - he is blind to the end Dung beetles lying on the road - loading cars! A toad has no hair - a pig's nose is used to fork onions - pretending to be like rice that is not cooked - boring. Two bulls fight - a real (earning) cow is better than touching yellow mud in the crotch - either death (shit) or death ( Shit) looking at the sky with your buttocks turned - farting in your belly button - you fart in the spittoon - you can't think of the 80-year-old virgin - resist Japan to the end. A rabbit wears a splint on its tail - Lengchong is a wolf with a big tail. Boiling rubber balls in a pot of paste - you are still angry when you say you are a jerk. The old peacock spreads its tail - poisoning the pancakes with self-made sentiments - don't do this, a toad with little hands on its back - a toad crossing the road pretending to be a local leader - —The little camouflage jeep, you are still swishing away, the toad is inserting its feathers — The toad is carrying a small hand, it is a foreign bird — The toad is yawning, it is a treasure in the palm of your hand — Your tone is not small, please enjoy the collection of classic sayings: A dwarf rides a big horse—— The dwarf is in a dilemma, sitting on a high stool - the dwarf is in a dilemma, sitting on a high stool - he can't reach it, and he digs the seeds from the gourd - he digs out the seeds one after another, and then puts his head into the fire pit - he holds his breath in the fire, and then drinks water in the middle of his head - the dwarf can barely reach it and pushes his palm - - The dwarf climbs the hill without a high shot - The Arabic numeral 8 characters are greedy and the family is divided - Zero to zero (0:0) Grandpa eats coptis - Kuye (ye) (a metaphor for the two masters being equally matched, regardless of victory or defeat, superiority or inferiority) , Advantages and Disadvantages) A ??Dou becomes the emperor - is weak and incompetent, lets loose under the chopping board - can't fly, is a nun in the nunnery - has no luck (husband) takes medicine according to the old prescription - still plays the same trick in secret - fights blindly An Lushan Revolted - Rebellion 4 Children's Jokes 4 Love Jokes 4 Judges, Police and Thieves 4 Hospital Jokes No matter what you do, you must first think about the happiness of others, you are a superman. Think about your own happiness first, you are just a human being. If you make others unhappy and you are unhappy yourself, you are a fool.

Chopping bones on the chopping board - just do it. Frogs on the shore - jump at the touch of a button. Eighth-level work. Become a master - strive for excellence. Learn to play percussion at eighty - out of breath. The moon on August 15th - fair and honest. Eating persimmons in the middle of the night - specializing in soft ones and pinching cannons in the middle of the night - a blockbuster, hugging the charcoal and kissing - touching the nose and jumping into a well with a gold ingot - risking one's life and wealth and boiling yellow lotus with rock sugar - sharing the joys and sorrows C Cao Cao met Jiang Qian - the unlucky teapot was used to cook dumplings - the demolished temple could not be found - the bricks from the kiln were not revealed - the garbage in the kitchen was finalized - trivial D girl sitting in a sedan chair ——The first time the grand master sat in the hall--yelled and shouted at the cannons to shoot sparrows--the floods flooded the Dragon King Temple without enough capital--walked on the tip of a knife without recognizing his own family--sharpened the knife on Xuanhu's belly--beating drums in the belly-- - The heart is pounding E. There is no chicken for twenty-one days - Bad guy F Flying into the fire - Suicide. Playing the flute on the plane - Singing high notes. Playing the trumpet on the plane - Sounding in the air (thinking) Lighting the lights on the plane - Clever plane Pocket hanging on the top - pretending to be windy (crazy) hanging a thermos on the plane - tall water bottle (flat) dreaming on the plane - God knows G rolling pin blowing fire - a newly hatched chick who knows nothing - hard mouth, soft legs, anti-aircraft cannon to fight mosquitoes - The overachiever uses a dog to catch mice - a meddling dog chases away ducks - a croaking dog has horns on its head - a dog pretending to be a sheep and lifts the door curtain - a dog bites mice with its mouth - a meddling dog uses a sheep's head to sell dog meat - there is no internal or external sense 1H A girl from the He family marries the Zheng family - just the right time for a monk to hold an umbrella - Lawless holding ice in his arms - Feeling cold and blowing the trumpet under the Coptis tree - Having fun in misery The weasel pays New Year greetings to the chicken - No good intentions The train blows the whistle - Sounds (Name) Quite famous J Picking up sesame seeds and throwing away watermelons - Being greedy for small things and losing big - Jiang Taigong is fishing - Those who wish to take the bait are short-sighted and look at the moon - Rowing in a big star well - The future is not promising K Drawing the bow without releasing the arrow - Bluffing hole The Master is moving - the net book (lost) is filled with nails in the pocket - everyone wants to go out and the donkey is broken - the lost songbook of the piano after idling - the feet of the lazy woman who has no music - smelly and Fighting with tigers - not persuading tigers to hang rosary beads - pretending to be compassionate and pulling tigers - who dares to chase (dare) the tiger's butt - touching the tiger's head and plucking the hair - not knowing how powerful the tiger is and swatting flies on its head - so brave Pulling teeth from the tiger's mouth - seeking death for Lao Jiu's younger brother - Lao Shi (real) Lao Niu chases the rabbit - too strong to force the mouse to cross the street - everyone shouts to beat the mouse and chews the plate - it's all porcelain (words) The mouse meets the cat ——The inescapable mouse jumps into the chaff hoard ——The empty and happy mouse gets into the bellows ——The two frustrated mice get into the bookcase ——The brothers chewing words on Liangshan Mountain ——Lin Daiyu enters Jia's house without knowing each other ——Be careful and cautious Liu Bei Borrowing money from Jingzhou - Borrowing money but not returning it Liu Bei throws a Dou - buying people's hearts Liu Bei invites a bride - making a lie come true Uncle Liu Huang cries in Jingzhou - scaring people with tears Grandma Liu enters the Grand View Garden - sees the Dragon King jumping into the sea - returning to his hometown The deaf man's ears - decorations Lu Zhishen became a monk—crossing the river stroking his beard without any worries—excessive modesty, Mazi skydiving—a camel among the horses in a mess—a superior Ma Su using troops—an exaggeration, a horse’s tail as a harp string—not worth playing (talk) Selling bean sprouts without a scale - Catching blind people on the street - A defiant cat eating a mouse - A cat crying over a mouse - Fake mercy, donkeys and cows standing on the rack - Fighting the stones in the latrine with all your heart - And smelly He was so stubborn that he didn't get sick and took medicine - he asked for trouble. He saw peonies in his dream - he imagined that there was a fire in the beautiful temple - he panicked and the carpenter took the shackles - he suffered for himself and sold the phoenix as a chicken - no distinction between high and low, the clay Bodhisattva crossed the river ——I can’t protect myself P Judge’s daughter——Ghost girl greases her scalp——Round and slippery Q Seven orifices are opened to six——I know nothing and ride on a donkey to read a song book——Watching Qin Qiong selling horses——There is no way Qin Shihuang can destroy the six The country - the grasshopper after the autumn that dominates the world - the ants on the hot pot that can't jump for a few days - the meat buns turning round and beating the dog - the sorghum that has gone and never come back S the autumn sorghum - the old and red thirty-night look forward to The moon - walking on the beach with no hope - the moon that goes up one step at a time - putting on shoes without an awl with both ends pointed (treacherous) - using a needle (really) using fifteen buckets to fetch water - the dung beetle moving in a hurry - Get out of the dung beetle and go to the restaurant - the stinky birthday girl holds the pipa - the old tune often talks about Sima Zhao's heart - everyone knows Song Jiang's military advisor - Wu (Wu) uses Sun Erniang to open a shop - he can't enter Sun Monkey wears an undershirt - not half like a human being Sun Wukong makes a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace - panics God Sun Wukong's golden cudgel - powerful little Sun Wukong somersaults - thousands of miles away, Sun Wukong encounters Tathagata Buddha - there is a way to make it difficult for Sun Wukong to hear the golden cudgel - headache T stole gongs and drums - can't find pimples in the hair - picky (flaws) and light a lamp on the head - lice on Gao Ming's bald head - it's obvious that a rabbit pulls a cart - jumps and jumps on the rabbit's tail - can't grow a thermos on the calf - level ratio

The taller hunchback went up the mountain - the nephew was holding a lantern in front of me - the old uncle was eating and weighing the weight - the determined tortoise laughed at the turtle - they yawned at each other's mosquitoes - the turtle was treating guests with such a loud tone - - They are all bastards and turtles laughing at bastards - each other Wu Dalang flies a kite - the shot is not high I don't like the green onion mixed with tofu - a young monk chanting sutras with one green (clear) and two white - a little loach jumps into the dragon gate with an unintentional talk - a kid who wants to be a dragon and beats me - how is it reasonable for a scholar to meet a soldier - is it reasonable to be unable to explain Xu Beihong's horse - Xu Shu entered Cao's camp without a good idea - the mute was beaten without saying a word - the mute ate Coptis chinensis without comment - the mute ate dumplings when he was suffering - the mute picked up gold knowing he knew it - he was indescribably happy The prince posted a notice - a lot of lies, Ye Gong loves dragons - what he says and what he means, eating lotus root with a pair of chopsticks - picking out the water in the mouth of the eye-catching fish - going in and out, the moon follows the sun - using the light of Z, Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts - a piece of cake for Zhang Fei Threading a needle - big eyes staring at small eyes Zhang Fei selling tofu - a tough guy but not a tough guy Zhang Fei meets Li Kui - black versus black sesame blossoms - sesame seeds falling into the needle's eye - what a coincidence Zhou Yu puts on the yellow cover ——One is willing to fight, and the other is willing to endure Zhou Yu’s death. ——The angry Zhu Bajie drinks the grinding water. ——Inwardly rusty (show) Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror. - Grease an empty awl - Sharp and slippery - Walking at night and whistling - Brave yourself up to be a monk for a day and hit the clock for a day - Just muddle along m The blind man wears glasses - The blind man pretends to be smart (charged) and pulls the bellows - —The blind man is fooling around peeling garlic — The blind man is fooling around and learning embroidery — The blind man is fooling around and taking to the streets — The blind man is arrogant and the blind man leads the way — The blind man is fooling around and rides a blind horse — The needle is hidden in the ink — It’s hard to find the cuttlefish belly puffer fish Liver - black and poisonous. The monk in the temple - the clay elephant in the temple without worries - humanoid, inhumane. Farting in the temple - Grandpa Xun is here. The Buddha in the temple - the horse with eyes but no beads. ——The bell in the temple that can’t be shaken (surprised) ——Feeding jasmine flowers to the camels when the bell is empty ——How many rotten winter melons are there ——The lotus couple with rotten belly full of bad water ——The buttocks of evil-minded bees ——Stinger The bee's eyes—protruding from the honeycomb—the hole bee stinging—the urgent bee flying to the painted painting—empty joy of coal in the water—a person who cannot cleanse himself of coal in his life—a man with a bad reputation—the shopkeeper of a black-hearted coal shop ——The matchmaker who earns black money has a bad mouth. It is difficult to open her mouth and her eyebrows are on fire. Her eyes are red and firecrackers are set on her eyebrows. Misfortune lies in front of her eyes. A ladder is built on her eyebrows. She can’t put her face down one by one and grabs her eyebrows and beard. No distinction is made between the priorities and the eyebrows. Hanging * gallbladder - suffering in front of the eyes, swinging on the eyebrows - pinching lice on Xuanhu's eyebrows - having eye color (lice) and grinding to sleep - turning to grinding eyes one by one to push porridge - pretending to be stupid, sister posting couplets - no distinction Plum blossoms are fragrant. They are all servants. Dinner in a dream. Coptis chinensis in a dream. Coptis chinensis in a dream. Wife in a dream. Wife in a dream. Sparrow marriage. Blow at a sparrow and drink from a river. Can't do it. The sparrow moves - the chattering of the sparrow flies into the photo studio - it is easy to meet and difficult to talk to. The sparrow flies to the flagpole - the bird is not big, but the frame is not small. The sparrow flies to the sugar pile - the belly of the sparrow is empty and happy - the mind's eye The small sparrow fell into the noodle vat - the mushy-mouthed sparrow had a meeting - the detailed discussion sparrow fell on the archway - the thing was not big, the frame was not small. The sparrow flew into the sea - the sparrow did not land and had a bulging belly - the big sparrow flew into the sea. ——Pockmarked skydiving without landing—embroidery on linen pieces everywhere—wasted effort to make dragon robes out of linen bags—it’s not the piece of linen that went into the water—buttoning of light bulbs on hemp ropes—wrong lines and tied tofu with hemp ropes— - Can't lift the hemp rope to thread the embroidery needle - Can't hang the eggs through the hemp rope - Take off both ends of the hemp rope to string tofu - Can't lift the hemp rope to pull up the light - Wrong route to put * in the sack - Don't know the black and white sack Embroidery on the piece - one generation (bag) is not as good as one generation (bag). Embroidery on sacks - poor foundation, frying tofu in sesame oil - spending a lot of money to thread the hemp thread through the eye of the needle - just passable. Hemp willow tree unifies the board - not a serious material, hemp stems are used as scales - -No one is allowed to hang himself - The ghost seals the ship and launches it - Opening up is a disaster and the seal ship launches - Go with the flow and the cat chants - Pretend to be a good person and the mouse in the cat's mouth - There are not many cats left to bite the tiger, and the cat's claws are ignored Reaching into the fish tank - trying to catch a handful of cats wearing tigers - showing off the majestic cat's belly and releasing tiger gall - not being able to be fierce, the owl catching mice - doing good deeds, getting a bad name, the owl singing - calling the cat blindly to guard the mouse hole - no The voluptuous cat was chased up a tree by the tiger - thanks to the cat playing with the mouse - coaxing the cat to play without eating the dead mouse - the mouse in the mouth of the fake cat - unable to run away, the cat catches the mouse and the dog guards - the job is fierce Grilled Shaobing - not good

Cotton ears - can't stand blowing cotton and exchange for walnuts - eat hard, don't eat soft, needles hidden in cotton - soft but hard, fire in cotton pile - no hope of saving, looking for fleas in cotton pile - planting sesame seeds in untouched cotton fields ——kill two birds with one stone—cotton stuffed with soft roots in the nose—uncomfortable suffocation, cotton roll looking for a gong—no response, cotton mallet to play drums—no sound, cotton yarn pulling a donkey—unreliable cotton trousers without legs—cold Half of the cotton-padded jacket was changed into a leather jacket - getting better and better, the matchmaker praised the leap girl - the sky was full of excitement, the matchmaker proposed marriage - Jing chose a nice saying that the matchmaker had lost her way - nothing to say, the matchmaker praised the girl - it was like a fairy crossing the river by feeling the stones ——Steadyly touching the light for fun——Playing tricks and touching a few dozen mice in the dark——Hitting the wall everywhere and blindfolding Guizan——Can’t do it in the right way and farting under the quilt——Doing alone (poisonous) swallowing while blindfolding and grinding——Wandering around blindly The steamed buns are filled with bean dregs - people don't praise themselves when pockmarked and don't call them pockmarked - they trick people into taking charge of things. Pockmarked - he has many ideas... Pockmarked knocks on the door - he's done tricking people. Mazi's face - full of shortcomings. Nails in the sack - his head exposed. The water chestnut in the sack - I have to dig it out of the sack to make a dragon robe - it is not the material for embroidery on the sack - the foundation is too poor to build a bridge with hemp straw - it is quite unaffordable to build a bridge with hemp straw - sad that the sparrow is small - liver and gallbladder All the sparrows are flying along with the weaving pattern - staying up all night to dip the hemp rope in water - tightening the hemp tree to untie the board - not a serious material to beat the tiger with a hemp pole - taking pictures of the pockmarks without pain or itching... an ugly face on horseback Read a book - take a walk and see how Ma Daha works as an accountant...it's all a mess. Coffee in Malaysia - intriguing, the horse spoon touches the rim of the pot - a common thing - a horse's bit is put on the mouth of an ox - the road in Hule is not called a road - it's fair (①Metaphor for justice. ②Fairness and reasonableness.) A horse's tail carrying tofu - unable to string a wasp across the river - carrying a (bad) poisonous wasp to sting a bald man - a fly in a manger without a cover - eating a telescope for a living Looking at the scenery - the fish in the net, the bird in the cage - can't run away to look at the peonies on the terrace - it's like being a ghost to look at the wind and fluttering shadows - all in vain (metaphor for gaining nothing.

) The conch lion on the mast ------ relies on the sky to eat; the spittoon on the side of the road -- everyone bets on wasp stings, scorpion tails -- can't afford to use horse tails as strings -- not worth talking about (playing) horse fights -- - Read the question (hooves) Horse-drawn unicycle - just flip it over and over again - make it too late and rub the rope with the ponytail - don't have enough strength to tie the ponytail - I'll kick you when you kick me, and I'll hit you in the horse's spoon if you hit me Flies - bastards and horse teasers - hornets' nests trying to be strong - ants that can't be stabbed - snails on their backs - pretending to be big-headed ants grinding plates with their mouths - ants with strong mouths crawling on brooms - all roads lead to ants locked in bird cages ——There are many ants talking in the doorway ——An ant meets a book and urinates in a book ——The ant does not know much about words and moves the millstone ——It is a waste of effort The ant stabs the neck —— It is not a bleeding tube The ant drags the mouse —— The ant has a lot of intention but not enough strength ant moves —— -Everyone started to talk about ants picking up insects -Everyone tried their best to carry the praying mantis -The ant shouldered a heavy responsibility and chopped it on the head -The fleshless ant eats the fireflies -The bright ant wears the chaff in its belly -The shameless ant moves Mount Tai - a ruthless ant carrying a big tree - not overestimating the ant's head wearing a bamboo hat - wearing a hat indiscriminately and an ant encountering a chicken - he deserves it, the grasshopper is on the bean rack - borrowing the big rack to scare people, the grasshopper carrying bricks - can't eat anymore A vigorous grasshopper fights a rooster - a grasshopper who overestimates his capabilities and sneezes - a grasshopper with a mouth full of green grass gets on the bean rack - a small thing takes advantage of the big rack to frighten the grasshopper's body - a cartilage-headed grasshopper sees blood - sting (stare) Don't let ants block the road - Can't overturn the car? Ants can grab the cow with sharp points - Think they have reached a high mountain. Ants talk - Meet ants and move - Either a phoenix or a rain grasshopper climbs a bean rack - Small things borrow big money A scary ant looks at the sky - an unknown ant climbs a tree - an ant in Luzi Township drinks water - a drop is enough. An ant goes down into a pond - an unknown ant enters a cell - it has its own way out. A mine that is laid - ready to trigger Buying back a color TV and bringing back an invoice - buying salted fish and releasing them with a well-founded basis - doing something unjust and buying a box to return pearls - not knowing what the goods are and selling clothes to buy wine - caring about one's mouth and not caring about one's body, selling one's son to recruit a son-in-law - upside down I sold my dog ??coat to buy my trousers - too short to be seen by anyone - I sold my son to find a son-in-law - I was doing a lot of work, I was selling my children to sing a big opera - I was celebrating my merits, I was selling water, I was looking at the big river - I was selling frying spoons for all my money ——Choose the sure ones to sell rice without bringing it up. ——The loss of selling fried rice with bad intentions (quantity). ——The crab seller goes on stage when the stall is too big. ——There are many roles, but not many can sing and sell wooden heads. Being robbed by thieves - the person selling earthenware basins was in great disgrace - the person selling earthenware basins wanted a set and had a set; the person selling earthenware basins fell down - the set was messed up; the person selling shrimps did not use a scale - the person selling shrimps was blinded - the person selling salt drank boiled water - nothing The coffin seller sells coffins with clenched teeth - the hater sells steamed buns with lime - the bean sprouts seller shakes the basket with an unchanging expression - the oil seller cleanly does not add salt - the fried dough stick seller plays the huqin regardless of (idle) business - You (oil) has a leisurely hand (string) sells cows and hair and marries a mute - has nothing to say; the tofu seller is a weakling - the business is not big; the flower seller says the flowers are fragrant; the tea seller talks about the freshness of the vegetables - —Each one has his own set. The duck seller changed the basket - dumped (tricked) the eggs and bought wheat to cook in the basket - did not steam the steamed buns and steamed (fighting) for the weather. The water seller looked at the big river - it was full of money and wheat straw blew the fire - the stingy wheat awns poked his eyes. Inside - it stings and hurts. Rubbing the rope with wheat chaff - I can't catch my hand. Kowtow in the wheat stubble - poke my eyes with the straw against the door - use the straw as a scale in vain - blow on the fire if there is no weight or two wheat straw - stingy Using wheat straw as a scale - looking at people too little and looking at people in wheat straw - looking down on the explosives in the wheat straw pile - setting off cannons indiscriminately and swallowing up the coals - being dumb and pretending to be Qin Hui without taking off his disguise - who has never seen that? Erhua's face is covered with paste - the lake (hu) clouds are full of coptis - the endless suffering is full of gold teeth - the mouth is a lie (yellow) the garden is full of fruits - just you (belongs to) the whole body is red A greased mouse dives into the fire - there is nothing better than it. The blind man plays pai gow - blindly touching the blind man to open the day - talking nonsense, the blind man chatting - talking nonsense, the blind man buys a trumpet - playing blindly, lighting up a lantern - illuminating people. The blind man wears glasses as he does - a pretending blind man rides a blind horse - the cat breaks in and out, the cat does not eat the fish, the cat catches the mouse pretending to be polite... the cat catches the mouse and the dog watches the door - an ancestral craft.

The cat teaches the tiger - keep one hand, the cat drills into the dog hole - it is easy to pass, the cat drills into the mouse hole - it cannot pass, the cat catches the mouse - rely on its own ability, the owl sings ~... strange sounds and strange tunes, the donkey grinds... one, run If you don't go out of this circle, you'll be chewing melons in the latrine... If you don't like the stones in the latrine... It's smelly and hard. It's like a dagger. It means a bad reputation and a stubborn attitude. Throw bombs in the latrine... Arouse public outrage (feces). Install an electric fan in the latrine... ~Putting roses in the latrine that makes the stinking limelight...the big dung maggots in the latrine that cannot show the fragrance - the peacock in the latrine seeking survival in the dead (shit) - the weights in the stinky latrine - the self-made and hard hat has nothing to do Shoe insole - an impostor from the beginning to the end - a fake and real pipa without strings - where to play (talk about) duckweed without roots - helpless and toothless wife chewing bones - licking briquettes and putting them in lime ——Soot and lime mixed with black and white ——No distinction between black and white and putting firecrackers on the eyebrows ——Fire (misfortune) in front of your eyes Gourmets talk about food and clothing Mei Lanfang sings Farewell My Concubine ——Speciality is watching people through the cracks in the door ——Looking down at people, kicking the bricks under the threshold one by one and looking at the sky through the cracks in the door. ——Pooping on the threshold with narrow eyes. ——The seal on the door smells inside and outside. ——The broom behind the door cannot be pulled. ——Special selection. Do dirty things, put a weight in the corner of the door - death (real) intention, wipe dead people behind the door - worry about the door frame taking off the blank - hang a mat on the door in a big way - it is not like words (painting) to be kept in the dark and listen to the thunder - do Unclear about the east, west and north, farting under the quilt - swallowing Meng Huo alone (playing) and returning - oral and sincerely convinced, Meng Jiangnu is looking for her husband - traveling thousands of miles, eating honey in a dream - thinking sweetly, flying in a plane in a dream - thinking without lowering one's head in a dream Picking up money in the street - being blindly happy, having a wife in a dream - having beautiful thoughts, getting married in a dream - good things don't come true, talking about a groom in a dream - not sure if it's true or false, talking about a groom in a dream - a wedding to Maitreya Buddha in vain - laughing in daily life Sifting the sun through the crotch - Can't cover sleeping in the rice sieve - Covered with eyes, rice sifting with water - Lots of loopholes, rice cooked into porridge - Confused rice shop sells salt - Nosy (salty) things w Warm water braised pancakes - —Blank chicken feathers in cold and lukewarm water — Boil chestnuts in warm water — Beef under medium and warm — Cook turtles in warm soup slowly — Hold your hands over your ears and fire off firecrackers — Afraid of overhearing, hold your wallet to catch a thief — Crossing the river accidentally with my butt in my hands - Be careful to cross the water on the eaves - Never leave the house to hide from the rain - Do not hang under the eaves for a long time * But - Bitter water drops dripping down the roof, and the house is exposed to continuous rain, The boat was broken and the phoenix met again - the tortoise on the roof couldn't get up to the sky and couldn't get down to the ground. The baby teased his sister - he laughed and the salamander climbed up the tree - looked left and right, it looked like the mouth of the salamander was not human - delicious mosquitoes Biting eggs - seamless and drillable mosquito bites - all depends on your good mouth Mosquitoes fart - stingy mosquitoes can identify male and female when flying - good eyesight Mosquitoes bite eggs - mosquitoes have no holes to bite and bite weights ~ good Mosquitoes bite the Bodhisattva when the weather is good - Mosquitoes look for liver and gallbladder after mistaking the person - Mosquitoes deliberately yawn - Mosquitoes look for spiders when the weather is bad - Cast themselves into a trap. Mosquitoes sing a ditty - Mosquitoes bite people and get slapped Fight - suffer the loss of your mouth, go to the market at night - fall asleep in a snail shell - find it difficult to stand up, snail goes to the banquet - uninvited guest in snail's house - race with snail on your back - slowly crawl up a centipede and eat a scorpion - fight poison with poison Fresh peaches on the cliff - no one pays attention (picking); no one has tasted Long live the man's straw - there is no share of you (dung) Long live he fell into the well - dare not work (fish) for your great wealth Making fun of the beggar - eating watermelon around the stove to make the poor happy - sweet heart, warm body, playing chess on the chessboard - wrong way, God of Wealth knocking on the door - blessings falling from the sky; great good deeds are waiting for the baby to see Play - the dolls watch magic tricks with joy - the dolls take to the streets inexplicably - where the excitement is, the dolls play with fire - the doll must not be the commander - the villain is successful, the doll plays chess - the doll has no overall situation and the doll rides the wooden horse - - No progress, no retreat, sniffing snuff and spitting - A fake expert smelling the coffin and calling out some incense - Digging a well and encountering an artesian spring when he was about to die - Just when he wanted to, he dug out his eyes and became a judge - He was blind to the end of the tile pomegranate - Look I have to change my socks into trousers - Gao Sheng eats pomegranates with a crooked mouth - comes up with crooked ideas and plays the trumpet with a crooked mouth - an evil (slanted) air plays the flute with a crooked mouth - can't keep up with my eyes and blows a lamp with a crooked mouth - full of evil spirits (Oblique) Angry monk with crooked mouth - blowing conches with crooked mouth - two generals have crooked mouth. Monk eats snails with crooked mouth. Mother-in-law drinks soup with crooked mouth - drinks left and right. Mother-in-law with crooked mouth stumbles - goes up and down wrongly A monk with a crooked mouth can't say a serious word after reciting a sutra. He has a crooked mouth and becomes a cavalry. He immediately loses his ugly head and talks with a crooked neck. He talks with a crooked mouth and wears a hat crookedly and wears a coat crookedly. It is unseemly to wear a crooked pot with a flat stove. Match one set with a set. Watching a play with one head tilted, looking at the stage with a weird tilt - a monk with a crooked mouth blowing out a lamp in an unreasonable manner - a slanted air with a crooked mouth and wearing a sun mask - no problem can be seen, one with a crooked neck and looking at a watch - one with incorrect views and a necklace hanging on one's neck with a crooked mouth - not necessarily a beautiful guy with a crooked mouth

Blowing the trumpet - the tune is not correct. The nephew is wearing filial piety - no help (uncle). Grandma has a little son - no help (male). The Kitchen God in the outhouse - sitting alone for a few years. Grandpa died - no help (uncle). He is picked up outside. A piece of pavement, a fur coat is missing in the house - the loss outweighs the gain - the foreign trade goods are not up to standard - it is difficult to get out of the sun, the scimitar meets the gourd to cut vegetables - just the right tree to bend over - can't stand up straight Wang Laodao prays for rain - sooner or later this year's bastard Eating weights - a determined bastard eats watermelon - rolling and crawling. The bastard sticks chicken feathers in his belly - a turtle (returns) with a heart like an arrow. Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - not as good as the year before, bastard's seventh brother - The bastard was too blind to read the notice-----pretending to be the Queen Mother's hammer and stone--passing through the big formation Wang Anshi drew a circle--leaving a tail to fight against Shi Chong--the queen mother's flat peach--no matter how good it is I can't get the Queen Mother to stretch out her hand - if I want a phoenix, I will get a phoenix, if I want rain, the king will break his arm - leave one hand for the tortoise to eat the weight - the determined tortoise bites his finger - the tortoise will not let go, and the tortoise will make a report - hold back the sound (turtle) Suppress the air of the tortoise - rule the tortoise's heart - rectum and straight belly; can't pretend to be anything, Wang Mazi eats walnuts - inside and outside ideas, the king's earthly painting charm - he understands that Wang Po sells melons - sells himself and boasts Wang Baoxuan fell in love with the beggar - a far-sighted tortoise carrying a fork - a conscious tortoise eating watermelon - rolling and crawling Wang Xiaoer beat gongs and drums - so poor that it made a clanging sound