Funny personalized signature: You dress very dangerously, but you look very safe

Funny personality signature talk 1:

1. I know that the strong melon is not sweet, but it quenches the damn thirst

2. No matter how important the person is The more I disappoint you, the less important it becomes.

3. Deception is more deadly than poison, more choking than falling into the sea, and more destructive than falling off a cliff

4. I hope that one day At my funeral there will be a friend who can tell the story of my life

5. How can you stand without the support of friends? How can you make progress without the pursuit of enemies?

6. I am not a bad person I'm not a kind person, but please remember that I will repay you as much as you treat me

7. If you are not from the same road, no matter how you take shortcuts, it will be useless.

8. If you have the ability to stir up troubles, you must also have the ability to smooth things over

Funny signatures 2:

1. God, I will never call you my father again. You don’t love me as your granddaughter at all.

2. The fairest thing in life is that everyone will die.

3. Being beautiful does not depend on your parents, living a beautiful life is the real ability.

4. Yesterday I participated in a pigeon-flying competition in the city, but I went alone.

5. There was news that iPhone 4 stopped the robber’s bullet and saved the owner’s life. . Someone replied: If it were our Nokia, the bullet would have already bounced back and killed the robber.

6. MM’s signature: He’s a big man and it’s so hot.

7. Why does the orangutan have big nostrils? Because its fingers are very thick

8. I have to change my laptop. It takes 5 minutes to start up, and the battery only supports 3 minutes!

9. Look at people with your time and heart, rather than with your eyes.

10. It turns out that my bad shoes were used to make capsules?

11. In today’s society, you have to queue up to jump in line.

12. Children. Another day your computer has a virus. It means you have grown up.

13. Back then, a friend and a classmate were considered the three insurmountable gods.

14. Don’t let others get you easily, otherwise you will be easily forgotten.

15. The only highlight of watching the Titanic premiere last night was that the camera suddenly switched when Rose was about to take off half of her clothes, and the whole audience said in unison: Fuck!

16. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

17. Do you know how disgusting you are? Your mother vomited when she felt your presence for the first time!

18. A: Wow, it’s so hot! B : What is hot? A: Water. B: Drink slowly. A: Foot washing water

19. The color of the banknotes in your pocket determines your mood today.

20. Titanic gave me 15 years, but I couldn’t find anyone to accompany me to see it. 27 classic funny quotes in one sentence_You dress very dangerously but look very safe

1. In today’s society, you have to queue up to jump in line.

2. I can’t see through others’ laughter, but I laugh at others for not wearing anything.

3. No matter how angry you are, it will not change your age and appearance.

4. I am not Youlemei, I am just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in the palm of your hand?

5. If my boss doesn’t give me a salary increase next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two Chinese coins and beat him to death.

6. No matter how awesome the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one man's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the entire floor!

7. It’s not my fault that I eat secretly, it’s the loneliness of my mouth.

8. I am not the kind of person who adds insult to injury. I just sealed the well.

9. The older you get, the more worries you have. One gigabyte of heart holds two gigabytes of worries.

10. You dress very dangerously, but you look very safe.

11. Every time I write a resume, I will admire myself more than before.

12. The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you grow old alone.

13. The tragedy of life is that when you want to cut two sides, you only have one knife.

14. My socks are full of holes, and my future is not a dream.

15. Secret love is the radar without anti-aircraft guns, which silently locks onto enemy planes.

16. If God gives you a pair of wings, they should be burned

17. Think of a thousand roads at night, and take the same path in the morning.

18. Your serious appearance cannot hide your boring heart!

19. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn’t know how to crawl out of the dog hole!

20. The reason why I am so carefree now is because I was more attentive than anyone else back then.

21. Kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your butt is too hot?

22. If fate grabs your throat, you scratch fate's armpit.

23. Every time I crave the Buddha’s feet, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

24. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

25. There is an attitude called being a baser, and there is a state called looking for trouble when nothing happens.

26. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

27. I understand you just like a farmer uncle understands manure.

Sad signature phrases to describe your mood: I love impulsively, but you forget easily

I still can’t believe that one day we will part ways

I would rather be a fool for the rest of my life , as long as you are still by my side

There is such a person who will always be hidden in my heart and will never be forgotten

I have passed by your heart countless times, but you Refuse to take me in

Sitting alone in a dark corner, not letting anyone see my tears

Why are you far away from me, but I see everything It’s your clear figure

I love you but I can’t keep you, just because the person you love is her

Listening to the sad love song, all your brilliant memories are in my mind Smile

My love for you has never stopped, it’s just that you don’t know it

I’ve loved you and it hurts, but I still understand, but I still love you so much that my life would be worse than death

No matter how many smiles there are on my face, they can’t resist the tears in my heart

It wasn’t until you left that I realized how important you are in my heart

It’s been a long time , but you are still lingering in my mind

Even if I keep an unchanging promise, I can’t keep your fickle heart

It’s ridiculous that I even thought about using it Touched to keep you

I once promised to be forever, but now I let go halfway

Smiling and watching you lead her away, turn around and keep the heartache to yourself

The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are by my side but can’t see me

Many times, I pretend not to want it just because I can’t get it

There is a reality that we must accept, that is, we can never go back

It is really sad to leave you, but I have to leave

Young Tears It won't be in vain, I understand what true love is

Now I know that love is not that easy, it will make a person's life worse than death

The person who once said he loved me, now But holding someone else's hand

If I treated you the way you treated me, I'm afraid you would have left long ago

I never had much warmth, so why not continue to lose it

The sign of maturity is not learning to explain but learning to swallow

A lover who has changed his heart is like a dog who can take it away

You love him till the end Deep in my bones, I will wait for you until I can see through it

I have overdrafted a lifetime of happiness, but I have not been able to get you close

A moment of confusion, a lifetime of mistakes, a lifetime of guilt

< p> I thought you would like me, but you just like me and you

Once you get the other person, love stops growing

I want to give myself a big mouth, okay Idiots who have scars but forget the pain

We put down our dignity and stubbornness, but it’s just because we can’t let go of one person

Real happiness is achieved bit by bit, day by day. Accumulated

I write the years as a love letter, you tear it into pieces and throw it down the valley

Giving up what you can’t get is also a kind of happiness for yourself< /p>

Is there a place where I can hide without fear of sadness

I love very impulsively, and you forget easily

I like you without any warning. My hidden illness

I tried so hard to make you laugh but lost to the person who made you cry

The best way to refuse to lose is to not have it in the first place< /p>

Secret love is a successful pantomime that turns into a tragedy

I took your joke seriously and it hurts to this day

The only thing I love is you The lie I told is that I am not sad to leave you

Our breakup is a relief for you and me, please agree

Looking back suddenly, many people have disappeared in my mind Funny signatures in the world

1. The highest level of copying answers. After copying for a long time, I went off topic.

2. They say that we are the flowers of the motherland, why is it that I am the only one who is injured?

3. I like transparent and pure things because I am pure at heart.

4. Some of the suggestions I want to give you were given to me by others before, and I have never used them anyway.

5. I wish I could block Tencent messages, at least it would not make me happy in vain.

6. Summer vacation and I were holding hands, but there was a dog called homework between us.

7. I am not a god, but you can call me a god.

8. I got rid of the acne, but it came back to take revenge on me.

9. Why does the husband want to earn money to support the family? Please reverse the word "husband".

10. The most stupid thing is to look at things that affect your emotions.

11. You exist in my aunt’s mind, and you are not afraid that my uncle will strangle you to death in the middle of the night.

12. A good man is me. I am your boyfriend and I love you.

13. How many children have been harmed by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

14. In the beginning, we are all children, and in the end, we are all ghosts.

15. Human nature is so cold, as long as it is exchanged for something better, it will be willing to give up.

16. Don’t think that just because you are a dog, you can bite people without a strong owner.

17. I am not crazy, I just have never been normal.

18. Can you blame me for having a round face? Can you blame me if the food is delicious?

19. After the breakup, you treat me as a sacrifice and I treat you as your death, that’s it.

20. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

21. When reality slaps you, you should give him a high-five.

22. Don’t worry about how to walk on the road you haven’t traveled yet, as long as you always walk in front of yourself.

23. If you look at me, I can gouge your eyes out. After all, dogs look down on others!

24. When you want to cry, look up at the sky so that the tears can flow into your heart.

25. The wind blew me from a goddess to a goddess.

26. We all have mineral water. Why do you pretend to be Nongfu Spring for me?

27. You are my little little pride, I can never love you too much!

28. Bajie, don’t think that you are a night pig standing under the street lamp.

29. I want to become a sea of ??fat and drown all the thin people who show off.

30. I have always been shameless, and I will continue to be shameless to the end.

31. Every barber doesn’t understand the phrase “a little trimming, not too short.”

32. Warm reminder, please take care of eating the rice in your own bowl, and don’t take any ideas from other people’s bowls.

33. The fastest and easiest way to destroy a relationship is to listen to rumors.

34. The most annoying thing is to go out of your way to listen to a phone call but the call turns out to be a spam call.

35. If you continue to ignore me, I will become the most famous steamed stuffed bun in Tianjin.

36. I will take you to show off, take you to fly, and take you to get stuck in the garbage.

37. A gentleman’s revenge is never too late, but a villain’s revenge is never too late.

38. Don’t pretend to be cool with me, it’s more than ten degrees below zero!

39. Stay by my side and accompany me in any capacity.

40. I used to think that a group of people would be awesome if they fought in groups, but now filling their stomachs is the key.

41. The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

42. I am not too stupid, but I believe in someone too easily.

43. You should also follow Tencent’s example and call me “honey” as soon as you go online.

44. He said he likes big breasts. How many abdominal muscles do you have?

45. Boss, I am the one who buys vinegar, not the one who makes soy sauce. The one who makes soy sauce is the one at the back.

46. I discovered that I have special powers. I can see it at a glance every time the Big Big Wolf pretends to be a sheep.

47. Summer has unknowingly become the season for boys to show off their beautiful legs.

48. Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their way.

49. People who have never stood still and waited will not understand what it feels like to stand for a long time and be unable to bend their legs.

50. You said that you are living together. I am sure that your absence is what I want.

51. Telling lies will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed.

52. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like me. I will let my son marry your daughter from now on.

53. Your life is like a tic-tac-toe. When you look at it horizontally or vertically, it’s always two.

54. Who said words spoken in anger are angry words? Maybe they are true words that we usually dare not say.

55. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? It’s because I don’t understand darkness during the day.

56. Lei Feng, I love you. Please pay me the phone bill.

57. I know you left too early, but I still want to help you buy the right ticket for her.

58. It’s not me who talks in a roundabout way, it’s your brain cells that are exhausted and you can’t make a roundabout way.

59. I saw a buddy who was trying to snipe while playing CF, but he squatted down and the screen saver appeared!

60. If you drag men, they are all born to women. Don’t break your eggs, your eggs can’t afford to be hurt.

61. Missing you is my excuse for being in a daze every day.

62. Human life is like a play, we are all looking for benefits, why bother with intrigues, just let go and run together.

63. As a child who has never seen the world, my sister will take you to the women's toilet to let you see the world. .

64. My dear, how about we go to Ireland and get married together. Because divorce is illegal there.

65. If you look at me again, you will take me home!

66. Others have a background, but I have a back view.

67. I think bears all over the world are the same.

68. We promised to grow old together, but you dyed your hair halfway.

69. We are all grown up, so we can’t always talk about breaking up with someone we are dating.

70. The shortest distance in the world is when a mosquito flies into your face and you can’t bear to hit it.

71. When I am in a bad mood, I want a hug.

72. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and fail in exams.

73. Being a star is good. You don’t have to catch your husband cheating on you, people all over the country will help catch him.

74. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.

75. As long as you take half a step towards me, I will happily run towards you for the remaining ninety-nine and a half steps.

76. If friendship between opposite sexes can be pure and lasting, then one of them must be seriously in love.

77. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

78. For someone like you who doesn’t have a password or lock screen for text messages on your mobile phone, it’s obvious that no one wants to have an affair with you.

79. Why do I eat Dove without ribbons, drink Sprite without water, and drink Sophie without two little rabbits?

80. Let me tell you from my personal experience: Never stay at home during the summer vacation, otherwise you will be scolded.

81. Just now a girl confessed to me and I rejected her without hesitation. Her appearance is secondary but she has such poor taste. How can she be my woman?

82. The class teacher likes the kind of guy who has good grades, is ugly, dresses in cute ways, looks innocent, and pretends to be cool without even watching anime, but is actually more sinister than anyone else.

83. Today I was wearing headphones to listen to music, but found that there was no sound on the left side. After examination, it was found that it was a false alarm. It turned out that the left ear was deaf. I thought the headphones were broken and I was shocked.