In short, 30 classic funny quotations _ Life is too short to be sexy.

1, upper-class people always like to do some dirty work.

2. All the people I like are on the hard disk.

3, women chasing men, sandwich yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

5, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

6. Teacher, after you put on Laona's gauze, you are Laona's person.

7. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

8. Mimi fell into a big bowl, so be afraid!

9. Cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

10 actually, I am very curtilage, but it's just a matter of whose house I live in.

From heaven to hell, I just passed by.

12, stupid or not, see if you can play dumb.

13, for girls: it's only a matter of time before you get pregnant.

14, after many years, the little loli has become Sister Xianglin.

15, I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

16, forbearance or cruelty.

17, a man is a dog, whoever has the ability will take it away.

18, I usually forget to scold you. I don't want to wait for me to hit you before I know that I am both civil and military.

19, everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still ignored me.

20, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place.

2 1, Part I: Maybe it seems; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

22. The oath was just a slip of the tongue.

23. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

24, youth, you are too acne!

25. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

26. Some things don't need to be wrangling, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

27, stay up late, because there is no courage to end this day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

28. Admit your mistakes and never change.

29. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

30. Life is too short to be sexy.

Life is too short to be sexy.

1. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

2. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

3. Either endure or be cruel.

4. Be brave to admit your mistakes and never change.

5. You think others are too complicated because you are not simple.

6. Part I: Maybe it seems like a rough idea; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

7. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

8, how many years, my toilet seat has never been lifted!

9. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

10, the thought that chicks born after 90 this year can legally get married makes my sister's pears bigger! ! ! ! ! !

1 1. If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

12, hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.

13, people think I'm bowing my head and thinking. I'm looking at whether this hair on the ground should be picked up.

14, behind every successful man, there will be a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

15, can't bear it, bear it again.

16, grandpa is from grandson.

17, behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

18. If the relationship is long, when will the marriage be maintained?

19, the so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.

20. Actually, I am homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in.

2 1, I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

22. Life is too short to be sexy.

23. Some things don't need to be wrangling, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

24, a man is a dog, whoever has the ability to take it away.

25. The oath was just a slip of the tongue.

26. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

27. One minute of anger loses 60 seconds of happiness.

28. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

30. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

Funny sentence: Life is too short to be sexy.

1. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants. When you hug each other, you are watching the fun.

3, some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

5. You are the best example of abortion failure!

6. Don't shock the world with coquettish, but touch the world with lewdness.

7. I love you at the same time, which is the beginning of my challenge to moths.

8. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

9. Let others smell your fart!

10, milk is not necessarily mom, money must be grandpa!

1 1. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

12, after calculating the salary increase, you will find that you are even worse than a pig!

13, nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

14, as long as the hoe dances well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

15, money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

16, this idiom is actually used to describe female artists in ancient and modern times!

17, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead!

18, I know what I look like without peeing.

19, Peacock tried to open the screen, but it showed its asshole!

20, don't eat the bowl of the pot, just take the pot to eat more worry-free.

2 1. Most people want to transform the world, and few people want to transform themselves.

22. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

23, big head, thick neck, stupid action like a pig!

24. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

25. The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

26. After many years, Little Loli still became Sister Xianglin.

27, cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

28. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

28. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

29. Actually, I am homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in.

30. I am not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you

3 1. Life is too short to be sexy.

32. Part I: Maybe it seems to be approximate; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

33. Some things don't need to be wrangling, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

34. Admit your mistakes and never change.

Life is too short to be sexy.

1, can't bear it, bear it again!

2, be modest, because modesty is not getting drunk.

3, people are like roll paper, nothing to pull as little as possible.

4. Hate, sometimes misusing the power of love.

You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

6. Someone asked me: Who will run your life? Fuck!

7. The plans of our generation are random.

8, sometimes there are some things, not knowing is happier than knowing.

9. If measured by happiness, life is actually very short.

10, husband, goalkeeper, goal!

1 1, there are few truths in the world, it depends on whether you can do it.

12, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P!

13, I would like to be an angry bird and hit those pigs!

14, I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.

15, you can't eat your sorrow in one bite, you can only eat fat.

16, I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

17, you are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

18, time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.

19. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

20. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for an almond.

2 1, even if you want to cry, smile and say, damn it!

22, life is like a play, all by acting; Life is too short to be sexy.

23. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.

24. Ideals are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.

25, temper and fart are the same, if there is, it will be sent, and if there is no, it will ruin the body.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

27, insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that if you sleep less for one night, you will die.

28. If fate grabs your throat, grab his armpit.

29. Extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.

30, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is not enough to use.

3 1, don't think you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming is made by two people.

32, as long as the kung fu is deep, the hibiscus is thin into a needle; I am willing to get away with it, and Xifeng will get a green card.

33. It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

35. Three elements of success: First, persistence. Second, shameless. Third, insist on being shameless.

36, a person, if you don't force yourself, don't know how good you are.

37. For my Audi, your Dior and our children's Oreo. Work hard! Fight!

38. Life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you get is a fart.

39, eat, I want, thin, I want, you can't have your cake and eat it, I'll go.

40, the thought that 20xx will be finished, the thought that I still owe money to the bank, I can laugh in my dreams!

42. In fact, you don't have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

43, stay up late, because there is no courage to end this day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

44. If you want to know what hope is, buy lottery tickets. If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

45. All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business", and I suddenly feel so busy.

46. The so-called difference in values means that if you give a pull, some people think there is a cake, while others think there is a whip.

47. Some people give up their arms quickly in the face of years, while others are born to learn how to grow. What kind of person are you?

48. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

49. Life is like an electrocardiogram. You want smooth sailing unless you die.

50. Wives and concubines are in groups, but they have relatives; Children around the knee, but the home is unbeaten; Play if you want, and do what you can; Free air, never dark; Looking back, any regrets?