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Twenty excerpts from obscure and funny sentences of Tucao Company.

1. Double Eleven recommended good things to my roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money and ended up richer than them, killing them.

2. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

I'm going to exercise quietly, get a good figure and crush them to death.

4. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.

If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

6. When you draw, you listen to songs with headphones on. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

7. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and roll them to death.

8. You can go up, I want to lie down.

9. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

10. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

1 1. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly, which makes me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.

12. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

13. Now the object is hard to find. My beautiful roommate and I digested internally and crushed them to death.

14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

15. Invite roommates to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

16. Female star involution: more beautiful, more figure, more fashion and more commercial value than cargo carrying capacity. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

18. My roommates are all sleeping. I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

19. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone.

20. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed a subject at the end of the term, which killed them.

A hilarious and malicious copy of the internal volume (20 sentences)

1. As long as the volume does not die, it will be involved in death.

Cross the bridge when you come to it, so there is no need to work hard now.

I don't know what it means when I listen to the volume for the first time, but I am already in the volume.

My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and roll them to death.

Actually, we were in love.

6. Involution is a process of increasing entropy. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.

7. I want to cook secretly, so that my roommates have no food to eat and roll them to death.

When the king went to war, nothing grew.

9. My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

10. When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

1 1. I will eat grapes every day from now on, and my children's eyes will be bigger than others', which will kill them.

12. Pretending while playing games is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it and rolling to death.

13. My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit more smoothly than them, which killed them.

14. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

15. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at than to force yourself to overcome those things.

16. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.

17. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

18. My roommates are all sleeping. I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

19. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

20. You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.

A talk show about involution is a must.

1. When everyone is involved, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep healthy and kill them!

This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution, so you should stay awake and escape from it.

3. Everyone else is brushing dy. I secretly watched the Peking University Science Forum and sprinted for the college entrance examination. I want to go to Tsinghua Peking University and crush them.

4. How did you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it's like a huge gear pushing you away.

When others are at work, I pretend that I can't find a job. In fact, I am preparing for the exam full-time, and I will kill them when I pass the exam.

6. When my roommates were asleep, I secretly drank carbonated drinks to take a seat in the Western Heaven and roll them to death.

7. Everyone is playing mobile phones. I played Tik Tok music loudly and recited English words, which killed them!

No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds in my heart.

9. I'm going to exercise quietly, get in shape and crush them to death.

10. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and happier to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome those things ~

1 1. I'd rather kill myself than run over others.

12. When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

13. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

14. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

15. My roommate has gone to dinner with her boyfriend. I'm going to study silently and become excellent, find a better boyfriend and kill them.

16. Everyone was paddling for fish. I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.

17. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

18. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone.

19. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

20. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you and killed you.

20 excerpts from Tik Tok's current super-hot comic copy.

1. Dormitory volume first!

My roommates are asleep, so I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

3. It's not involution, it's learning quietly and stunning everyone!

4. When my colleagues are off work, I will secretly work overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

5. I wish everyone who has a firm goal can be fearless and confident in the future!

6. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

7. I'm going to exercise quietly, get in shape and crush them to death.

8. As long as you are not dead, you will be dead.

9. Pretending to be playing while playing games, in fact, the book was secretly read, secretly recited, and rolled to death.

10. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

1 1. Only by rolling in the middle can you become a master.

12. My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit more smoothly than them, which killed them.

13. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

14. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

15. It's not that I didn't participate. I really don't want to learn.

16. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

17. I would rather kill myself than roll my classmates to death.

18. Now the object is hard to find. My beautiful roommate and I digested internally and crushed them to death.

19. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

20. Not being against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

Twenty humorous excerpts from the sentence "Looking for a job after graduation"

1. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

2. As long as you can't die, you will die.

Everyone can roll and everything can roll.

My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit better than them. Roll them to death.

When the king goes to war, nothing grows.

6. A person is a master only if he rolls in the middle.

7. In the era of involution, we should grow against the wind.

8. The concert is about to start grabbing tickets. Practice hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and roll them to death.

9. I have already started my own mental internal friction before I have time to intervene.

10. Everyone else is working. I pretended that I couldn't find a job, but in fact I was studying full-time. When I get into the establishment, I will kill them.

1 1. When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

12. Roommates are playing lol. I secretly review and roll them to death.

13. involution is a systematic mistake, and hard work is a personal choice.

14. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks thousands of volumes.

15. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I will go to bed at eight o'clock to keep fit and kill their bald princess.

16. It's not that I didn't participate. I really don't want to learn.

17. Before I got involved, I began to suffer from mental internal friction.

18. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

19. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

20. I'm going to exercise quietly, get a good figure and roll them to death.

The humor of super involution is very funny. Tell me twenty sentences.

1. I'd rather kill myself than run over others.

2. My roommates have gone to dinner with their boyfriends. I'm going to study silently to become better, find a better boyfriend and kill them.

3. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

I pretended to watch the live broadcast in Viya, Li Jiaqi, but I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

5. I wish everyone who has a firm goal can be fearless and confident in the future!

6. Before I had time to get involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

7. The concert is about to start grabbing tickets. Practice hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and roll them to death.

8. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

9. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

10. No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds in my heart.

1 1. You can go up. I want to lie down.

12. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

13. My roommates are asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

14. Involution is the process of entropy increase. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.

15. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.

16. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

17. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

18. My roommates are all sleeping. I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

19. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

20. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.