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On Poetry Plus Network Language
Unabashed love is suicide.
Original: Scared the baby to death.
Crying for children is magical, but it can teach old people.
I am too handsome to sleep every day.
The beautiful teenager in Yushu, facing the wind, stayed up all night in front of the mirror.
Original: rich, willful.
A family has a daughter, which depends on the heart.
The ugly person is asleep, and the handsome person is still awake.
Donkeys and mules were sleeping soundly before the wind started.
Original: mainly depends on temperament.
Please don't envy Jieyu Hua, because you are full of poetry and painting.
Original: drunk, too.
Walking is decadence, and the center is intoxication.
If people have no ideals, they are different from salted fish.
The ruins of the river are dry and become dry at dusk; A man without ambition is different from him.
Don't sleep. Get up. Hello.
The days are short and the nights are long. Why not travel by candlelight?
Do your family know that you are so awesome?
The male sword at the waist is three feet long, but your family is strict and kind.
Original: My heart is so tired.
Translation: The shape is like a skeleton, and the heart is like ashes.
My heart is about to collapse.
Translation: Confused in the heart, the platform collapses.
You city folks really know how to party.
A scene happened in the city, and the villagers laughed their hearts out.
Say the important things three times.
Translation: It's a long story.
The world is so big that I want to see it. The highland is vast, and I want to see it.
Original: You can obviously eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent. Chinese children are full of curiosity. What they like is not red clothes, but cleverness.
I read very little, so don't lie to me. Don't bully me for being illiterate. It is safe in the world.
Original: If you don't die, you won't die. Why don't you understand? Fortunately, there is no white blade to push forward, no need to give up, and no need to donate.
You're not fighting alone. I have no clothes. My son and I have a robe.
What I said is so reasonable that I am speechless. I can't praise you for speaking very well.
Original: spare tire. The willow on the platform has been broken by others; The flowers in Du Xuan haven't changed their former degree.
Original: diaosi finally attacked the sky? The prince and the prince will be together, which will be better?
With waist-length hair, can you marry me? Chang Huan wears makeup and marries you?
1. Network language refers to the language generated and applied to the network. Network language is a language produced from the network or applied to network communication, including Chinese and English letters, punctuation marks, symbols, pinyin, icons (pictures) and characters. This combination often shows special significance in specific network media communication. In the early 1990s, Internet addicts gradually formed a specific language in order to improve the efficiency of online chat or meet specific needs (such as humor and entertainment).
2.2 1 0 years since the century, with the innovation of internet technology, this language form has developed rapidly in the spread of internet media. At present, network language is becoming an indispensable part of people's network life. However, it should be noted that some online languages do not conform to the grammatical provisions of modern Chinese, so they have no teaching significance and cannot be introduced into the teaching field.
2. The latest net language, ask the poem about good morning 1, the flowers smile gently, the birds sing happily, the sky is leisurely and blue, the stream drops cheerfully and slowly, and the morning breeze beats the beautiful window lattice, urging you to get up early to welcome the morning sunshine! I wish you a good morning and a happy mood! 2, send you a cup of morning tea, tea is full of affection, intended to help me promote, gather popularity, piss you off, two dollars and five cups, save money.
Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning! 3, the sun is out, you are still sleeping, I have been calling you, but you sleep more soundly; Suddenly, a brilliant idea came to me. I picked up a bone and saw you barking at me. 4. My name is Yang, and I ask the moon to have a good dream for you every day. Wish you all the best! 5, the fire on the long night, that is hope; The fire in winter is warm.
You gave me hope and warmth, which is the light of my life. May you wake up in a good mood every day! 6. Open your eyes and slow down; Get up quickly and stretch; Smile, a beautiful day has begun again. Good morning, I wish you a good mood, smooth work and sweet life today! 7. Let the sun bring you happy sunshine every day. I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. Wish you all the best! 8.good morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.
9. It's dawn. The alarm clock went off. Get up reluctantly. My greetings arrived in time. If you are happy, smile. Good morning, I wish you a good mood! Good morning, dear! Since I had you, I seem to have seen the light in the long darkness, got a clear spring in the boundless desert and found a flower in the rock.
1 1, good morning, fresh greetings and warm wishes, a beautiful morning begins. I wish you full of energy, good mood and all the best today! 12, I came quietly and left quietly. I forgot to take away one thing, that is happiness, so you should keep this happiness for me, otherwise I can always find trouble with you, hehe, good morning, friend! 13, I will give you 50 million yuan today: happy, healthy, safe and smooth, think of me (or kiss me) at any time. 14, a year is in spring, and a day is in the morning. I wish you a good mood, good appetite, good luck, smile and good morning after getting up in the morning! 15, I call the sun to shed happy sunshine on you every day, and I call the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. I wish you all the best! 16, sleep away yesterday's fatigue, forget yesterday's troubles, open today's eyes and open today's beauty.
Good morning, may my greetings moisten you like a cool morning! 17, my heart, together with the morning sunshine, brings happiness to your heart. Let you and I take away the happiness of the day with the breeze. Good morning! 18, the beauty in the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as river, as transparent as glass and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear friend. I hope you have a good mood today! 19, the morning sun shines through the window, sending my best wishes to you. Turn on the phone to check. It's warm, climb up your smiling face a little. You are happy, and I am happy. Good morning! 20. good morning A beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.
3. Poetry or poetry reading on the Internet originated from the Internet and finally came from the Internet.
Originated from the network
Final networking
perhaps
You are the one on the Internet.
A delicate and charming flower
I didn't mean to.
Make a green leaf for you.
beautify
The scenery of your space
perhaps
The wind of hypocrisy
Unable to satisfy
Your beautiful pride
or
I'm right between your fingers
A passer-by in a hurry
Never need it
Comfort from the soul
From this time on.
Just make me invisible.
Smile
Let my youth
I hope the meteor flashes.
4. Use the network 1 to find philosophical sentences, remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed. Time is the only thing that can wash away everything except tears. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him. If a friend makes you angry, it means that you still care about his friendship. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and after the rain, it will clear up. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow, please let us face parting after parting. Smile to find an impossible you! 6. When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing. When you died, you were laughing and everyone around you was crying! Everything is reincarnation! ! ! ! We are all in samsara! ! ! ! 7. Among thousands of people, meet the people you meet; In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, there was neither an early step nor a late step, but it happened to catch up with the sentence in 8, "Peace Age": when fantasy and reality face each other, it is always very painful. Either you are knocked down by pain, or you step on it. 9. I don't think about whether I can succeed. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships. I don't think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, all that can be left to the world is the back. 10. Julius Caesar, a Roman who had a great influence on Europe, Asia and Africa, said to the waiter before he died, "Please put my hands outside the coffin and let the world see that Caesar, as great as me, was also empty-handed after his death. 1 1. Defaming others is like spraying blood on others, polluting your mouth first. 12. Be grateful to the person who hurt you, because he honed your mind. Be grateful to the person who cheated you, because he improved your knowledge. Be grateful to the person who whipped you, because he eliminated your karma. Be grateful to the person who abandoned you, because he taught you independence. Be grateful to the person who stumbles you, because he strengthens your ability. Be grateful to the person who scolded you, because he contributed your wisdom. Be grateful to all those who make you determined to achieve it. 13. Evil is a plow, good is mud, and good people are often bullied by wicked people. The ploughshare made of iron is getting worse year by year, and the mud is not changed in the field.
5. Some classic online sayings 1, the one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest;
2. Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man.
3, clear water, no fish, invincible!
Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.
6, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person.
7. Women are not decent, but decent because they are not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.
8. Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women;
9. Stand higher and pee farther.
10, the lowest goal of a college student: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field!
6. Name a few network languages and classic things. This is a complete book. Choose your own classics: common words in the network language symbol set: even-I-Lun-Renfen-Very dripping -P- Cheating 8- Not shrinking-Talking about mud-You see-Not yelling-Being good-Being a second time-Eating Nirvana-Being a silver-being a slut-Common words of people: Tanzhu-Tanzhu, Panzhu-Meaning of common words of moderators.
Derivative words: sink, float. (Note: A single word is suspected to be a P-sticker. ) Hee hee-a kind of laughter, which is often used occasionally. Tong: Xixi is serious * *-used with verbs to express strong feelings, such as serious down, serious sympathy, etc * *-used with verbs to express a state of down with XXX-praise someone.
What did XXX do to celebrate, which made people jealous, such as buying a bargain to congratulate others. Sometimes, for emphasis, "one more foot" is added to express strong congratulations.
However, people who are not familiar with it should use Ming Sao with caution-it is generally a compliment to show what they like to outsiders or to show off what they are proud of. Plop-onomatopoeia falling into the pond falls on the bed-a hysterical state of jumping on the bed, indicating fainting. Leaders and heroes-people who have the right to speak are often used at home unless they are specially designated as unit leaders; Upstairs and downstairs-if not specified, it refers to the upper and lower parts of the post.
Landlord-refers to the top floor of the person who initiated the theme-refers to the first post. Next door-another topic in the forum-climbing the wall-just reading the post without talking means contempt.
Work points-total number of posts filled with water-sending irrelevant posts, chatting in the jar, etc. The main function is to exchange feelings, and the most important thing is to work for a long time. The original refers to the long hair paste.
Pat bricks-criticism, comments, etc. Ink-humor, the homonym of novice-novice color friend-photographer friend in Microsoft Pinyin, also refers to the color sister of an official organization-the same as above, but the relationship is like the relationship between Iraq and M countries-refers to the combination of the two, which is often used in the era of reconciliation between the two, and people who like to travel generally refer to backpackers.
Common character meaning Cu = = = See you rpwt = = Personality problem sg=== Handsome guy (handsome pot, goat, color stick.
Sometimes it also refers to personal favorite, high heels. LG-husband GF-girlfriend, originated from a foreign girlfriend, the corresponding word is BF.
Especially GF that may become LP. BF-Boy friend, from a foreign boyfriend, the corresponding word is GF.
Especially BF that may become LG. BTW-By the way, from a foreign language: By the way.
IMHO-stealing, from a foreign language: humble opinion. Most of them are used by foreigners and belong to the classical Chinese of the Internet.
TNND-***. When used to complain or curse, it is sometimes abbreviated as NND.
Similar to TMD, WBD, etc. , use with caution! Hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, it means that you are very happy. Hou ~ Hou ~-very good, praise 555- meowed, indicating complete depression and sadness, which can be reused.
Mm-hmm.-Sisters and girls mean young women. Never use it on "mom". PPMM-fluttering sister, beautiful sister also.
Also refers to mother-in-law. (Note: refer to chubby girls under certain conditions, use with caution) PLMM-beautiful girl JS-profiteer, originally referring to some unscrupulous businessmen, has now expanded, and anyone who sells things is called JS.
Viva-long live, indicating that you like something very much. KL-dinosaur, the antonym of PLMM.
Hit PP-spanking, hitting PG for gentle words, a small punishment for someone doing something wrong or saying something wrong. Surprised modal particles.
Usage: Shit, I'm Kao NB- Niu *-Niu Niu, (note: it has nothing to do with cattle) NBA-Niu Niu (note: it has nothing to do with basketball) America M -H-Korea eeeee! ! ! ! -disgusting onomatopoeia, which also means not having enough to eat (note: food-related stickers are forbidden after 22:00) CM-smelly, with the meaning of praise 14-. For example, bad 14, 14 14.
9494-that is, agree. Pro-career, major 7456- piss me off FT-fulley, which means fainting, also called fent, which means surprise, incomprehension, disbelief and so on.
Sb-the national common spoken language, with a strong derogatory meaning, is not recommended to use YY-psychosexuality, which refers to a state of mental pleasure. People with rich imagination often use FAQ-FAQ 98-bar to refer to win 98-beer 9- drinking, even at that time, it was 98 Li, FB. Ordinary emoji:-) Ordinary basic smiling face.
Joke or laugh:-:> Hehe-Look at this evil and playful face! -(hum! No, I can't stand the pain. 8-) The eyes of people who laugh are very human.
! -) Wow! Is it big eyes or blind eyes? ; -) The glad eye means something else #-) My eyes are wrinkled after staying up all night! : -0 Surprise or epiphany. #:-) Keep your hair messy at all times, and don't comb it easily.
|-) Squinting also means that I fell asleep when I answered the letter%-) Wow, I broke my glasses. |-P burst into laughter:-{sipping his mouth and crying.
(-_-) A mysterious smile (:-& implies that this person is angry (:-*).
7. Ask for a lot of interesting online sentences. Money can solve all problems.
Boredom is how a person feels about a plate after eating the food on it.
Tell me, do you want to die?
In the morning, the sun is shining and the smile is bright. I give you roses, which are fragrant in my hand; At dusk, the old vine looks gloomy. You give me my rose back, my hand hurts.
You can go as far as you want.
So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.
Intentional marriage, unintentional love.
Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but smiling with tears in your eyes. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.
There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.
The road to success is always under construction. 20 13 network buzzwords
What you lost, in fact, never really belonged to you, and you don't have to regret it. Advertising is telling others that money can still be spent like this.
Many people think they are thinking when rearranging their prejudices.
There are too many helpless choices in life. Society, like rivers and lakes, always makes people involuntarily and insincerely.
We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.
As long as your feet are on the ground, don't look down on yourself; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.
From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.
In ancient times, there were records of aliens, because Zhang Er and monks were confused.
Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.
Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...
I am different from you because I am human. 20 13 buzzwords
Life is very tiring, half of it comes from survival and the other half comes from comparison.
As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it!
Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.
Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.
Boss, is money really that important to you? You've been talking for more than three hours, so you won't pay less?
God, my clothes have lost weight again!
After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!
Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.
The most brilliant moment of apple was hitting Newton on the head!
I won't tell you if I kill you. Internet buzzwords
The highest state of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.
8. The sentence about civilized Internet access (1) Everyone participates in network civilization, and everyone enjoys the civilized network.
(2), network you, me and him, civilization depends on everyone.
(3) Resist vulgarity, promote civilization, and make the network a blue sky.
(4) Although the network is virtual, civilization should be practiced.
(5) The Internet has brought us benefits, and everyone needs to take good care of it.
(6) The Internet is not the devil, but the devil's mind.
(7) Improve network laws and regulations, strengthen network supervision, standardize network behavior, and let a harmonious and civilized network walk with us.
(8) Enjoy the life in front of the computer and remember to surf the Internet in a civilized way.
(9) Civilization is everywhere, and the network flies freely.
(10) Strive to be civilized netizens and build a harmonious society.
(1 1) The flowers of civilization are everywhere, and online life is different.
(twelve), consciously regulate network behavior, civilized Internet access.
(13) The network is a mirror, and civilization is beautiful.
(14) Establish network ethics to promote life growth.
(15), a healthy network is food, and a vulgar network is poison.
(16) Although the network is wonderful, it needs the intervention of civilization.
(17), green power grid, happy life.
18. The civilized network is the booster of life, and the vulgar network is the shredder of life.
(nineteen), keep in mind the sharp civilization, surfing the Internet is happy.
(20), blog, QQ make-up life, civilized language should be followed.
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