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5 1 brain teaser

Brainstorming is a kind of verbal humor that reflects the beating of thinking. Here is a 5 1 brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

5 1 brain teaser (1)

1. Three people, standing in a row vertically. There are five hats, three blue ones, two red ones, one for each person, and no one is allowed to look at his own color. Then I asked the first man what color hat he was wearing, and he said he didn't know. Then I asked the second person what color hat to wear, and asked the third person what color hat to wear. He said I know. Ask the third person what color hat he is wearing. The first man stood at the end of the line, and he could see the colors of the hats of the first two men.

2. Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? Answer: South? Nothing? amitabha

Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer: the blind.

4. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand.

5. Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards should I send to a woman to win her heart? Answer: Credit card.

6. Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Because of wearing shoes.

I can't do light work. I put my foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why? Answer: The other foot is standing on the ground.

8. Where do I pay for the speech? Answer: Call.

9. Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? Answer: Because he is a dentist.

10. Which floor should Gai Lou start from? Answer: Start with the basics.

1 1. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Answer: it's too slow to go.

12. What door can never be closed? Answer: Football goals.

13. What does the fat girl say when she is sick, most afraid of being visited by others? Answer: Take care.

14. Amin was bitten by mosquitoes. Can you tell me if the bigger bag was bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite.

15. A policeman has a younger brother, but the younger brother denies having a brother. Why? Answer: Because which policeman has fucked all the women?

5 1 brain teaser (2)

1. What's more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth

2. Why is there a hole in the sock I just bought? Answer: sock mouth

3. Condoms-Call a place name Answer: Baotou

4. set off firecrackers under your crotch-hit a military item answer: bomb.

5. The woman falls. -Name a foreign city. Answer: Babylon

6. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

7. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: yourself.

8. The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. Answer: thermometer

9. An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? Answer: There are seats on the bus.

10. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? Answer: Brush false teeth.

1 1. Which is more painful starting with coconut or watermelon? Answer: I have a headache.

12. What is the product with the same production date and effective date? Answer: newspapers

13. Why do hospitals never accept patients? Answer: Veterinary hospital

14. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Face the ground.

15. What does the fat girl say when she is sick, most afraid of being visited by others? Answer: Take care.

5 1 brain teaser (3)

1. Why does the hospital never accept patients? Answer: Veterinary hospital

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Face the ground.

3. What does the fat girl say when she is sick and most afraid of others visiting her? Answer: Take care.

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? Answer: Have a place in heaven.

5. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? Answer: Chicken lays eggs.

6. foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? Answer: alcohol.

7. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Also through shoes and socks.

8. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? Answer: There is no water below.

9. Which tooth was pulled out at last? Answer: Dentures.

10. Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

1 1. Xiaohong and her mother are in the same class. Why? A: One is a student and the other is a teacher.

12. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? Answer: Frog breaststroke fouled.

13. How long does it take to finish Peking University? A: A banknote clock is enough.

14. Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Answer: Repair Xiaoming.

15. What color are the teeth of black and white babies? Answer: Babies have no teeth.

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