Super funny, swearing and saying xiehouyu.

2. Flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)

3. Water in the teapot-Get out

The fire destroyed the bamboo forest-a bachelor.

5. Chef's March-Take the fall for others

6. From Henan to Hunan-more difficult.

7. Full of straw bags

8. The tailor doesn't take a ruler-he deliberately doesn't measure (good).

9. "Hundreds of Surnames" removes Zhao-the beginning is money.

10. Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

1 1. Car accident-taking advantage of people's danger

12. leg cramp in singing-I can't get off the stage

13. powder the coffin-save face

14. Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death.

15. Dirty fucking crying-filthy as hell.

16. The notice was posted on the roof-God knows.

17. One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.

18. 2 1 day without chickens-bad guys

19.500 yuan is divided into two parts-250 yuan.

20. Cow dung bugs move-fuck off

2 1. The stone in the henhouse-asshole

22. Old and fat pig butcher-stabbed goods.

23. There is a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

24. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization

25. Pink flower arrangement for eating goods-~ shameless!

26. Inscription in the toilet-smelly scholar

Playing lanterns in the toilet-shit (death)

28. Dogs bite beggars-animals also cheat.

29. Dogs bite shadows-not people at all.

30. Camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species

3 1. Agriculture without emergence-bad species

32. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people.

33. Blacksmith Shop Materials-Lot

34. Robbers draw images-just the shape of your thief.

35. Horse racing on the wall-animals that don't look back

Xiehouyu curse

The old fat pig was slaughtered-stabbed goods.

Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

Cicada is not called cicada-cicada

Dirty. His mother cried very dirty-very dirty.

Blind people play the piano-nonsense

Look at clothes and behavior-dogs look at people

This monkey has loose bowels, which is bad for the intestines.

Cao Pi's money-not necessarily (Wei coins)

Car accident-taking advantage of people's danger

Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there is no bottom (mosquito)

Divide 500 into two parts-250.

There are skins hanging in the hall-outrageous.

The fire destroyed the bamboo forest-a bachelor.

Push the mill with your child in your arms-adding people without adding strength

Bodhisattva's heart-no heart

Chef's March-Take the fall for others

Put on lipstick-pretend to be pure (lips)

The fire in the firecracker shop-celebrate yourself

Cow dung bug moves-fuck off

Remove Zhao from the family name-money is the first word.

Powder the coffin-save face

A straw bag full of cows' bellies

Car accident-taking advantage of people's danger

Remove Zhao from the family name-money is the first word.

Brother Chun knocks at the door-the fool (Chun) has arrived home.

Sprinkling soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization

Robbers draw images.-just like you.

Eat pink flower arrangement-shameless!

From Henan to Hunan-more difficult

A bat sticks chicken feathers in its body-what kind of bird are you?

Powder the coffin-save face

The 12356-nothing (4)

Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

Draw plums on the snow dog's feet.

Water in the teapot-get out

Protect your eyesight-be narrow-minded

Dogs bite shadows-not people.

One two three four five six seven-Wang (forgot) eight

One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.

The stone is in the henhouse, asshole

Guard on the wall-master (guard)

Zebra's head-in perfect order.

Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death.

Unplug the plug, don't drip-die hard

Horse racing on the wall-a beast that never looks back

Autumn in the bamboo garden-it's time to die.

The king of hell issued a notice-nonsense

Farming does not produce seedlings-no good seeds

A straw bag full of cows' bellies

Tailors don't wear rulers-they have bad intentions.

Camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species

Blacksmith Shop Materials-Lot

Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death.

Eat walnuts-you must smash them.

Garbage in the kitchen-insignificant.

Dirty. His mother cried very dirty-very dirty.

The notice was posted on the roof-God knows.

2 1 day without chickens-bad guys

Tailors don't have rulers-they don't measure (well) on purpose

Dogs bite beggars-animals also cheat.

Toad in Guangzhou-Difficult (Toad)

I have a cramp in my singing leg-I can't get off the stage

The notice was posted on the roof-God knows.

Horse racing on the Great Wall-There is no turning back.

I have a cramp in my singing leg-I can't get off the stage

Writing poetry in the toilet-smelly scholar

The announcer on the stage-flirting

You have a brother and a second brother-who are you?

The cat climbed down-blessed is the dog.

Playing lanterns in the toilet-shit (death)

Axe (X) shines on people-I see through you.

The sun is installed in the cabin-one a day.

Flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)

Encyclopedia of swearing two-part allegorical sayings, swearing two-part allegorical sayings and their answers

Encyclopedia of swearing two-part allegorical sayings, swearing two-part allegorical sayings and their answers

1, 1234567—— Forget (Wang) Ba

2. One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.

3, a powder hit the back of the neck-glazed upside down.

4, 2 1 day no chicken-bad guy

5. Meat that can't be sold in dog days-smelly goods

6, triangle cemetery-wicked

7. Don't rinse your mouth for three years-a smelly mouth.

8, three years without shit swelling (asshole)

9. Ugly things raised by big girls

10, the cart pulling the tortoise-take you

1 1, the landlord gouged out his eyes-a blind ghost.

12, bean dregs fell from the sky-pigs ate them.

13, Yuanxiao rolls into the pot-asshole.

14, Luo Tian steamed bread-dog's nature

15, 500 yuan twice -250.

16, go away!

17, sores on the top of the head and pus on the soles of the feet-it's terrible.

18, the erhu of Dongyue Temple-bullshit

19, the stone in the henhouse-bastard

20, the old fat pig slaughter-take the knife goods.

2 1, the tiger dragged the hemp fiber-unpopular

22. There is a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

23, burning yam in the ash pile-all gray (mixed) eggs.

24. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization

25, the underworld reward-looking for ghosts

26, eating powder flower arrangement-shameless.

27. Drumming with meat and bones-meat (fainting) is everything.

28, the meat bone blew the horn-both meat (fainted)

29. Cook jiaozi in the meat pot-meat (faint) eggs.

30, the back beam is sore, the umbilical eye is pus-not good.

3 1, Douchi pocket-smelly thing

32, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, modesty-shameless

33, wearing dog skin-not a person

34. Fan Jin was ecstatic

35. Inscription in the toilet-smelly scholar

36, playing lanterns in the toilet-according to shit (death)

37, the dog snorts-three sunny days

38. Dogs bite beggars-animals cheat.

39. Dogs bite shadows-not people.

40. The dung beetle yawns-a smelly mouth.

4 1, dung beetles prone on the whip tip-only know to walk, don't know to die.

42. Camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species

43, farming is not in the first place-bad species

44. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people.

45. See bodhisattva talk big

46. Sorghum sows in millet fields-asshole

47, blacksmith shop materials-beaten goods

48, singing on the homesickness platform-I don't know the dead ghost.

49. A notice issued by Yan-nonsense.

50. Bodhisattva's heart is heartless.

5 1, painting plum in the snow-dog's feet

52. It's outrageous to hang skins in the hall.

53. The cat climbs down-the dog is blessed.

54. Robbers draw images-just like you.

55, crouching in the bamboo garden-money (thousand) pawn.

56, monkeys have loose bowels-bad intestines

57, horse racing on the wall-don't look back.

58. The blind man plays the piano-nonsense.

59. Yan's grandfather-old ghost

Funny Xiehouyu _ Classic Xiehouyu

Funny Xiehouyu _ Classic Xiehouyu Daquan and Answers 1

1, the doctor shook his head-there is no rule of law 2, kill the chicken to get the courage-ask for it.

Make a fuss when you see that the cat is a tiger.

I swallowed a hairy apricot in my mouth-sad.

5. The donkey gnaws at the stone mill-the mouth is hard.

6, hanging KuiXing on the wall-nonsense (painting)

7, the shadow on the water-lofty

8, sandalwood fire tube-don't die.

9. The bride is masked-losing face

10, the goose head is installed on the duck neck-disgraceful.

Greedy cats eat mice-live mice.

12, jade emperor marries land girl-earth-shattering.

13, embroidery on glass-in vain; In vain; waste of money

14, grew up eating coptis-bitter guy

15, Monopterus albus fights with loach-slippery to slippery.

16, two widows shed tears-unclear.

17, ride on Tianshan Mountain-see you later.

18, my heart is numb-it's a mess

19, Confucius' article-what is it?

20, chicken flying eggs-double loss; fail

2 1, the old cow fell into a deep quagmire-unable to extricate itself.

22, partition lighting-no one touches anyone's lights.

23, publicity car show-singing and dancing

24, tigress local strongmen-not to be taunted

25. Yan Luowang's ladder is a ghost.

26. Speaking on the stage-not doing practical things.

27, steel hammer anvil-play hardball

28, the wrong keeper-face (face)

29, the dog of the rich-recognize the rich but not the poor

30. Eyes that grow on the top of your head-neither humble nor supercilious; Act as if there is no one else nearby-think highly of yourself and ignore others.

3 1, belonging to abacus bead-toggle; Do not dial or move; Poke with others

32. You can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient-it needs to be cold.

33. Take the scale and forget the weight-I don't know the weight.

34. The golden basin is full of mercury-round and bright (forgive)

35. Little sun at home-only child

36. Fireflies Fight —— Tomorrow comes tomorrow.

37, eggs teach hens-how dare you!

38. The camel died and became a donkey-not enough to carry.

39, pebbles in the chicken nest-bastard

40. The scholar's room is full of books (lost)

4 1, Turtledove in the grass-I don't know the spring and autumn.

42, monkey face-change when you say it.

43, pebbles fell into the toilet-smelly and hard.

44. Write love letters for others-don't say it from your heart.

45. Grass grows in the sky-unprecedented.

46, the old sow urine nest-self-inflicted.

47. Swallow tail-bifurcation (things are different or biased); Two forks

48. Toad wants to eat swan meat.

49. Worship heaven and earth on stage-have fun.

50. Stripped sorghum stalks became bachelors.

5 1, the crow sings the thrush-that doesn't sound right.

52, clever lies-divination

53, 200 yuan a pair of Ula-cheap leather (shameless)

54, the stars in the sky and the bench feet on the ground-countless (white)

55, fishing nets to catch shrimp-white

56. The goose swallowed the head of the chicken-it got stuck.

57, camel neck crane legs-each has its own strengths.

58. Catch sparrows in the middle of the night-dig a nest

59. Drink cold water in winter-cool to the heart.

Xiehouyu and answer 2

60, rotten persimmons fall to the ground-soft into a beach 6 1, cabbage leaves splashing dung-none of them are clean.

62. Take photos in the fog-the route is unknown

63, diamond cut diamond-comparable.

The back of this chair is broken-it can't rest on the head.

65. The mouse stole the stolen heavy iron (upside down)

66. Put the horse in the south mountain and put the sword in the warehouse-the world is peaceful.

67. The train leaves the platform-go straight, go straight; The more you run, the happier you are.

68. The third button on the shirt-sticking skin and meat is not intimate.

69. Change it twice a day and night-constantly.

70, carrying Huanglian-back (sad)

7 1, Tofu Ear-Love to hear gossip

72. The osprey catches fish with one mouth.

73, glasses Shekou poison

74. Boxing on the tip of the sword-untenable

75. Buy tickets before the ship leaves-miss the opportunity.

76, the cat keeps the mouse hole-quiet; Death, etc

77. Long drought brings rain; People who like evil; right season or time

78. I lost the mill at home-I didn't push it.

79. Pots and adobe products

80. Litigation-each holds its own word

8 1, broadsword Confucius-Wenwu.

82. The Yellow River can't control the Yangtze River-take care of each other.

83. A glass bottle filled with boiling water-three minutes of heat.

84, parasites in the stomach-know the inside story

85. Gua Tian grows sugar cane-sweet from head to toe.

86. Cover your face with one hand-be alone.

87. Climbing dangerous peaks at night-regardless of life and death

88. No seedlings grow on the ground-bad seeds.

89. Turn the stool over-stand firm.

90. Night owls report good news but not bad news; It's nothing.

Clouds in September1and June-unpredictable.

92. The sun comes out of the deep well and the sun shines brightly (love)

93. Jia introduced the monk door-inventory.

94. People in salt plants are preoccupied with leisure.

95. Everyone sings the same tune with the same voice.

96, rice screen to block the door-more eyes; Very loving

97. Forefoot and hind foot-closely connected.

98. Collecting firewood and herding sheep-piggyback type

99. Bats have chicken feathers-what kind of bird are you?

Xiehouyu and answer three

100, a night owl-poor call 10 1, shaking his head to eat plums-sour phase.

102, the flag was raised in Tiananmen Square-the sun came out.

103, wooden glasses-can't see through.

104, eating oil cakes in the toilet-thanks to your mouth.

105, big talk, big case-untimely.

106, picking melons in Gua Tian-dazzling.

107. Insert a rolling pin in the henhouse-make trouble.

108, ants gnawing at tree trunks-ignorance

109, brushing on my head-completely confused.

1 10, acrobatics on horseback-high skill and boldness.

1 1 1, have a rest-two-part allegorical saying

1 12. Draw water with a bamboo basket-open stoping

1 13, carrots and vegetables-each to his own liking.

1 14, football player-no hand (defender)

1 15, Tai Ji Chuan's temper-combining rigidity with softness.

1 16, ring the doorbell next door-I heard the beep, but I didn't see him.

1 17, Qiantang river tide-bullish

1 18, the jade emperor somersaulted-turned upside down.

1 19, magpies fall all over the trees, crows fly all over the mountains-good or bad luck is uncertain.

120, two bitter melons and a vine-bitter together

12 1, the actor's face-cry if you want, smile happily.

122, rolling pin rises to heaven for slander (flying stick)

123, think of ideas after eating leftovers-give bad ideas.

124, dropping bombs in public toilets-arousing public outrage (anger)

125, picking on coptis chinensis-irony

126, riding a wooden bridge-I can't go back.

127, cut the cocoon and stick it on the eyes-full of silk (private)

128, human hair-countless

129, watermelon landed-I knew it for a long time.

130, leech is a wimp.

13 1, the wild cat came into the house-nothing came.

132, drink raw water, take stolen money-sooner or later, you will get sick.

133, uncover the lid when the rice is cooked-angry.

134, dreaming of space-fantasy (flying)

135, people walk in the shadows-never leave.

136. Carve a picture of a beautiful woman in your hair-details.

137, walking to the cliff at dusk-the end of the day.

138, boiled duckbill is still hard.

139. Movies on the train-we will see them.

140, shoulder girder-press frame (unbearable)

14 1, boils on ten fingers-poisonous hands

142, the mouse wears glasses-no nose bone.

143, the chef held out his hand-holding honeydew melon.

144, flies fly into the eyes of cows-looking for tears to eat (tired)

145, selling medicine in gourd-I don't know what it is.

146, the cock barks into the microphone-the voice is not low.

147, moving a millstone across the river-thankless.

148, the mouse climbed up the incense burner-hit a rebuff.

149, Pangu's axe-creating the world.

150, I dream of being an emperor-I will be happy soon.