Wonderful 100 thousand cold jokes

Wonderful 100,000 jokes: If your best friend has been single and doesn't tell you who TA likes, then 95% of the people TA likes are you, especially when you are both men. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Wonderful 100,000 jokes (1) 1, my colleague drank too much, so I sent him home. He sat behind the driver's seat.

He fell asleep, suddenly ran up to cover my eyes and said, guess who I am! ! !

Martin, fortunately, I braked in time!

My girlfriend loves cleanliness, and I love cleanliness, but she broke up with me.

I asked him why.

She said:? I can understand your cleanliness! But I can't stand you cleaning your cell phone every hour! ?

3. My left eyelid jumped for a long time and decided to buy a lottery ticket. It is said that the left eye jumps for money. I can't accept it. Too fucking smart. As soon as I walked into the betting station, my eyes stopped jumping. . .

My girlfriend and I went to visit her best friend who just gave birth. The little girl is nursing in her best friend's arms. When I saw her, I patted her face and said, What a tender face! ?

Her best friend blushed and said, the child's face is over there. ?

I am a writer at the age of 3, a martial artist at the age of 4, a master of poetry and songs at the age of 5 and a master of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting at the age of 6.

Someone asked me, what did you do when you were seven years old?

I was seven years old and had been recovering for a year.

Wonderful jokes (2) 1. To speak ill of others is to praise yourself by improper means.

2. During working hours, if you find a colleague who is not in his seat but is active in WeChat, he must be taking a shit.

My girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she said my health was getting worse every day!

4. 18 years old to earn money. I was found to be penniless from one yuan, and then penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, a different me. Fireworks, I am who I am, and I get angry when I see myself. . .

5. Look at the American election again. Two 70-year-old men quarreled like this for a job. . . I am thinking, we are still young, why not cherish our present position and work hard?

Wonderful jokes (3) 1. There are two things in the world that are most unsuitable for looking back: one is the photo of my predecessor, and the other is the current price of the things I bought.

2. The Journey to the West who used to watch Master Xing. I really hope Wukong can marry Xia Zi in a colorful auspicious cloud. Today, I watched Fantasy 3 by Han Geng and Tang Yan. I just want Wukong to take Xia Zi's life in colorful clouds.

3. What's wrong with these softwares now? When I downloaded them, I formed a gang with four or five brothers. Why didn't I see you bring your brother when I deleted the software? You can share happiness. Can you share it with me? Garbage!

4. I used to only say? Oh, I'm sorry, you don't have your wallet? You can let others pay the bill, but now online payment technology is unavoidable. You can't say you forgot your cell phone, can you? !

5. Lippi is a legendary coach who once coached an unbeatable team;

Now he has come to China to coach an unbeatable team.

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