Three English jokes make you laugh.

Do You Know My Work, the third joke?

One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nigh clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

“Before I came out，” said one， “I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don’t think of money when they’re afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don’t know my work，” said the other. “What is your work?” “I’m a policeman.

“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work?” "No," said the police. "I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened."

Translation

Do you know what I do?

One night, a hotel caught fire, and the people living in this hotel ran out in their pajamas. Two men stood outside, watching the fire.

"Before I came out," one of them said, "I ran into some rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think about money in fear. If someone leaves paper money in the fire, the fire will burn it to ashes. So I took all the money I could find. No one will become poorer because I take them. " "You don't know what I do." Another said. "What do you do?"

"I am a policeman."

"oh!" The first man gave a cry. He had a brainwave and said, "Do you know what I do?" I don't know. The police said. "I am a writer. I always like to make up stories that have never happened. "

interesting English: who is the lazy

father: well, jack, I talked with your teacher today. and now I want to ask you a question, who is the lazy person in your class?

Jack:I don`t know ,father.

Father:Oh,think! When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?

Jack:Our teacher ,father.

who is the laziest

dad: jack, I have talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you, who is the laziest person in your class?

Jack: I don't know, Dad

Dad: Think about it again. When other students are reading and writing, who just looks at others?

Jack: It's our teacher, Dad.

Interesting English: What is a joke?

Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”

Father(a veteran politician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”

Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”

p>Father：“A convert, my son. "

Translation

What is a traitor?

promising young man: "Father, what is a political traitor?"

Father (a veteran politician): "A traitor refers to a person who left our party and joined another party."

promising young man: "So, what is the name of the person who left his party and joined our party?"

Father: "Call a convert. My son. "