A little joke about Christmas

First, the three stages of male growth

Three stages of mankind:

He believes in Santa Claus.

He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.

He is Santa Claus!

Three stages of male growth:

Believe in Santa Claus.

Don't trust Santa Claus.

I'm Santa Claus.

Second, judges and thieves.

It was Christmas, and the judge happily asked the prisoner:

"What's your charge?"

"I went shopping for Christmas presents earlier this year," shouted the prisoner.

"There is nothing wrong with this," said the judge. "How early do you go shopping?"

"Before the store opens," the prisoner replied.

When Christmas arrived, the judge happily asked the prisoner:

"What did you do?"

"I went shopping early this Christmas." The prisoner replied.

"This is not a bad thing," said the judge. "How long ago?"

"Before the store opens." The prisoner replied.

Third, 1000 yuan brain teaser

On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding in the elevator of a high-end hotel.

Just before the door opened, the three of them noticed a 1000 yuan bill on the floor. Which of them do you think picked it up?

On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, an incorruptible politician and a kind lawyer are waiting for the elevator in an upscale hotel. Before the door was opened, the three of them saw a NT 1 000 bill on the ground at the same time. Guess who will pick it up?

Answer: Santa Claus, of course! Why? Because everyone knows that the other two don't exist!

Answer: Santa Claus, of course! Why? Because everyone knows that the other two don't exist.

Fourth, pencils.

What would you do if Santa's reindeer swallowed your pencil?

Answer: Use a pen.

What if Santa's reindeer eats your pencil?

Answer: Use a ballpoint pen.

Verb (abbreviation for verb) Santa Claus's hobby

What does Santa like to do in his garden?

Answer: He likes hoes, hoes, hoes.

What does Santa like to do in the garden?

A: Mow the ground. Hoe and ho are homophones in English. Hoe means weeding, and ho means the laughter of Santa Claus. )

Sixth, what is sent out.

What can Santa Claus give away and still keep?

Answer: a cold.

What can Santa give to others and keep?

Answer: a cold.