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Children and their lovers, if you have to choose one, who do you choose? Men, women and children can answer.

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Grapefruit has never been a fashionable fruit, but it looks very rustic.

The grapefruit skin is surprisingly thick, and unskilled people always feel that they have no way to start and the knife is not easy to handle. It's not appropriate to cut deep and shallow. It was not until the last layer of white clothes was clumsily peeled off that the pulp inside was shyly exposed.

-Most of them are sour, even a little bitter.

It's a girl's favorite smell. Boys seldom want to eat the second tablet. Because the thick skin is cute, it is often left behind and put in the refrigerator. A few days later, when I opened the refrigerator, there was a faint fragrance floating out, which was the smell of grapefruit peel. At this time, I remembered that the pulp had no idea where to go.

Maybe this is the green taste of first love.

Liu Shi

Pomegranate is a kind of fruit that is more ornamental than tasting, just like those love stories with Qian Qian knots in Qiong Yao's novels, which are crystal clear and embarrassing.

But it is no longer the favorite way of love for modern people.

Therefore, pomegranate is often the best gift for children. For them, eating pomegranate is full of fun. Only they have enough time, patience and curiosity, and are willing to play with pomegranates carefully in their hands, then peel them off one by one and put them on the tip of their tongue carefully. Occasionally, when it's an adult's turn, I will dig out all the pulp, put it in a bowl, and then-put it in my mouth.

They say that a handful tastes almost like a grain.

Aunt Qiong Yao is old, and even she has begun to like to show a lot of love to everyone.

Pingguo (county)

Apple is undoubtedly one of the most popular fruits. Xian Yi, old and young, is rich in nutrition.

The advantage of apples is that although there are some spots on each one, the image is not good, but it does not affect the taste-unless you really bite it and find half a bug inside, as the joke says.

This is the love of ordinary people. In a basket, they all look the same, with a little defect, but they can't go to the booth and enjoy it.

But it better be fresh.

At present, many apples on the market are taken out of the freezer every other year, which tastes dull, but we have to admit that they are still out-and-out apples.

In fact, the season is wrong, and when there is no money, we have to make do.

It's like getting married when you are older and don't have much money.

watermelon

Watermelon is definitely a black-box operation, just like the award selection. Watermelon knows best what it looks like, but you're still picking around stupidly. After cutting, red flesh and black seeds are naturally your nature. In case the clear soup is short of water, you can only eat it. At least it took a lot of effort to move home, but it's a pity to throw it away.

It's that old love. This is not for you to decide. Whether you are happy or not in this life will be known in the cave.

A husband or wife who has never met before is like a watermelon.

But then again, watermelons are rarely wasted. Watermelon can be squeezed to feed pigs at worst. Fried melon seeds can be used for recreation, melon skin can be used as medicine and can be used for cooking.

It may not be a good beginning, but it has a good ending. The old man is safe all his life.

Lemon lemon

Apart from lemons, there is no fruit more suitable for describing lovers.

Always a temptation, never a protagonist on the stage.

With lemon, the dining table suddenly became vivid, and the table was full of beautiful things, which could not compare with the bright yellow color. Thanks to the addition of lemon juice, the dishes also have a fresh taste.

So countless people are obsessed with lemons, chasing the sour taste that reaches their throats in all kinds of strong sweet and greasy flavors. But no sane person will eat the whole lemon, just as a wise man will never marry his lover.

If one day scientists can cultivate a lemon as sweet as Dolly sheep-will so many people still like it?

Even a fruit as sweet as an orange can be called lemon?

jackfruit

There are few ugly fruits like jackfruit. Like a trampled pillow, covered with dust, acne and lifeless. It must be that I didn't practice well in my last life, and this world has suffered retribution.

The first time I saw jackfruit, I never thought that things like beehives could be imported. Watching the stall owner cut it open, he taught us how to take out the pulp, gently tear it off and put it in our mouth. Between consternation, I realized that such an ugly fruit could have such a delicate and meticulous structure and a sweet aftertaste.

Even better, put a jackfruit in the room, and after one day, the whole room will be filled with sweet fragrance, just like being in a tropical orchard.

A lot of unremarkable love is like this, sweet and self-aware.

No matter in the eyes of others, it is incredibly naive.

Pitaya; pitaya; dragon fruit

In fact, not only pitaya, but also many foreign fruits are the same, expensive and elegant, which can only be seen in Dachao or the airport. Ordinary people dare not ask questions, so we just look out the window and raise our eyes.

Pitaya generally appears in the luxurious living rooms, on the coffee table or in a beautiful fruit basket, which basically belongs to an ornament and shows the owner's worth. Of course you can eat it, but it can be concluded that few people really like it.

But people always have the desire to show off, there are pitaya, or love like pitaya.

Sakura peach

Cherry is a rare fruit. It is difficult to see fresh cherries in the city because it is not convenient to transport and preserve.

It's just that when I was walking in the country, I suddenly saw a cherry tree in front of a house, with bright red fruits on it and simple farmers on the road. Very cheap, a lot of money.

Fresh cherries have an amazing taste, fresh, sweet and full.

An elegance far away from the hubbub.

However, we have to return to the secular world. In the future, I will occasionally see one or two canned cherries on party cakes or cold food platters, but like old photos, they have long lost their sound and fragrance, and even their colors have faded into light.

What was opened together was the sealed memory and the walk that spring.

Only then did we find that some love, like cherry, is treasured in our memory, and we only meet once in our life.