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The most complete collection of speeches about retirement
I’m about to retire, and I’m really filled with emotions, a lot of thoughts, and a lot of emotions. Here’s what I’m going to say about my upcoming retirement. I hope you like it.
Retirement Speech 1
I have an interesting observation. Most of the foreign companies are white-collar workers aged 25-35, and there are very few employees over 40 years old. Foreign companies in their twenties and thirties have The employees are high-spirited, but the managers of foreign companies who are in their 40s are very embarrassed. Most of the managers of foreign companies I have seen who are around the age of 40 keep changing jobs, and finally most of them jump to private companies, for example, Tang Jun. The success of employees of foreign companies is largely the success of the company, not the success of individuals. Siemens is indeed larger than Gome, but it does not mean that Siemens’ Chinese managers are better than the bosses of Gome. It can even be said to be far behind. People who join foreign companies often don't understand this very early and attribute 90% of their success to their own abilities. In fact, just changing the general manager of the Chinese region of a foreign company will not have any great impact on the performance. Okay, here comes the question. When these managers are in their 40s, their salary requirements have become very high, and their talents are actually not that outstanding. As the boss of a foreign company, what will you choose? Some of them are as long as the salary is not high. There are many smart, capable and energetic young people who want to take the lead, so why should we use you?
From the above example, we can actually see the trajectory of our work. When we are in our twenties and thirties, The pressure of life is relatively low, and my health is relatively good. My parents are in good health, and I have no children. I don’t have to pay off the mortgage, and I don’t have any children to go to college. Being a white-collar worker in a foreign company is still very glamorous, and I don’t earn much. Enough is spent. But people will eventually get married and have children, and they will eventually grow old. When they are 40 years old, their parents are old, they need to see a doctor, take medicine, have someone to take care of them, pay off their mortgage, live a basic decent life, and raise children... At that time, you need to earn How much money is enough to spend is what matters. Therefore, when you look at work, you should take a longer view. It doesn't mean anything if you are higher or lower at the moment.
From this perspective, I am not in favor of paying too much attention to the salary of your first job, and there is no need to compare with salary of your first job. This is very common among students who have just left school. A normal person will work for about 35 years. This is like a marathon. The difference from a real marathon is that there are no professional players in this competition, and everyone only has one chance. You must know that many people do not even make it to the finish line. Most people reach the finish line in the end, and only a few people cross the finish line. Therefore, it does not make much sense to grab the leading position at the beginning. . When you first enter the society, if you join a Fortune 500 company, you can probably get a salary of 3k-6k/month. Some particularly skilled talents may be able to get a salary of 8k/month. But the question is, how much will you get in 5 years? I estimate that 5k-10k is amazing. . Although the starting point is high, the growth rate is limited, and the pressure on young people behind to catch up is increasing.
I asked one of my salespeople two days ago: a newbie learned all these things you know in two years, but the salary required by the newbie is only half of yours. What will you do then?
Career is like a sports competition, with preliminary rounds, semi-finals and finals. In the preliminary round, everyone has just entered the society, and most of them are people of average ability. At this time, working hard and being serious can quickly make people stand out, so some people became managers in their twenties, and some became managers later. Finally won the preliminary round and became a manager in his thirties. Then comes the semi-finals. Those who can participate in the semi-finals are those who won the preliminary round. Everyone has some ability and intelligence is not a problem. It is not so easy to win at this time. A little hard work and seriousness are not enough. You must have a strong spirit of perseverance, know how to rely on the strength of the team, know how to win people's hearts, and have a long-term vision...
It seems that winning the semi-finals is not easy, but it is not that difficult.
Because the rule of this world is to give people a little success and at the same time make them proud and complacent. People who have just won the preliminary round often don’t know that they only won the preliminary round. After a small achievement, most people will become proud and complacent, thinking that they have already Once they understand everything, they don’t need to work hard or study anymore. They will think that the reason why they can’t go further is no longer their own fault. Although they are still difficult to deal with, they have no patience, no tolerance for others, and no clear and long-term vision. Just like an angry bullfight, although it is fierce, it will eventually be defeated, and the person who wins the rematch is like a matador, not impatient, following his own beat, slowly exhausting the opponent's patience and physical strength. After winning the semi-finals, he is probably already a great professional manager. He has become the general manager of a small and medium-sized company, the deputy general manager of a large company, and is in charge of tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of dollars in business every year.
The final finals are here. To be honest, I haven’t won the finals yet, so I can only rely on my own guesses about the winning factors in the finals. The winning and losing at this time may be like what is written in martial arts novels. In that way, everyone is a master and can only wait for the other party to make a mistake. It is impossible to easily defeat the opponent. In addition to exerting all one's strength, a little luck and time are also needed. The laws of the world still play a role. People who win the semi-finals are not just proud and complacent. They are often self-willed and cannot listen to what others say. Some people's tempers become irritable, their moods become impetuous, and their health becomes bad. Their biggest The enemy is themselves. All they have to do in the finals is not to be defeated by themselves and wait for others to be defeated by them. This is the same as a sports competition. In the final competition between experts, whoever makes fewer mistakes will win the final.
Retirement Speech 2
Employees who are about to retire are often particularly respected in the unit. This feeling makes people feel relaxed and happy, especially good, a bit like broilers, fed in the field room Almost done, they were released into the farmhouse yard, known as "free-range chickens", and sold to tourists in the city. Seeing how relaxed they are wandering around, looking for food and having fun, and thinking about the ending in the near future, it really inspires and greatly impresses us who believe in "living in the present and living every day well". I associate it this way, just because it felt very good at one time, and I feel that the two are similar, it does not mean the final outcome.
Having said that, I am one of the two. What I am ashamed of is that I knew that the established direction was to retire and go home, but I was swayed by the good feeling caused by being respected and stayed in the office for an extra year and a half. When I met my bosses and colleagues, some of them might have the intention of serving tea as a farewell, but they didn't say anything. After I realized this, I was full of tangles.
The above are all jokes.
Now I am going to retire and go home.
Looking back on my performance in the workplace over the years, it’s really hard to use one or two common idioms to make a final conclusion. Let's put it this way, I feel that I can still be a part of the group most of the time: like a radish and half a cabbage, accompanied by meat and fish slices, oiled and flavored, put on a plate and served. Eaters with a good appetite and good eyesight will definitely pick out the cabbage and the radishes with tendons. The lead manager apologized profusely and promised "continuous improvement, continuous improvement" to the leftovers. Later, experience feedback occurred frequently, which prompted me to volunteer to change my role and make fillings for dumplings or steamed buns. Most of the dumplings sold in the base restaurant are popular, but in fact the fillings are filled with green leaves that are not suitable for rice noodles (no matter how careful you are, you won't be able to eat them). The secret of this success is not that anyone is willing to be broken into pieces, but that all of us have joined a team led by key experts such as cold meat and tender leeks, and gathered together to attack. In the last two years, I was a little older and often looked like silkworms in spring and snakes in autumn, which was difficult to control. Thanks to the master chef, I cut it into shreds and sliced ??it to remove the fishy smell and improve the flavor in cooking. It was said that it was better than nothing. With too much water and not enough spice, I often chicken out, or beg the chef to increase the quantity without increasing the price, but the effect is still not good.
So now I must retire.
I can imagine that from now on, every time the buses to work leave from the dormitory area, I am still sitting on the edge of the bed, becoming a fish and shrimp left on the beach after the tide goes out, or from Kapok. The red petals are falling off the trees.
From another perspective, you can think that retirement will just bring another life that is different from the past. Only after a person turns fifty can one truly feel the helplessness of youth and aging, but women often live longer, which shows that people have ways and reasons to overcome the unhappiness caused by all kinds of helplessness, and it can inspire us in this half of the world. In short, after going through the ups and downs, you might as well do something that doesn't care about profit, fame or fame. Under the laws of nature, it is better to be respectful than to obey orders. Let's calmly face the ebb and flow of clouds and sunshine that have been difficult to deal with since ancient times.
After all, I felt a bit reluctant to leave. After all, Xu did not have the grace to bid farewell to Cambridge, so I want to take away something similar to "clouds". There is the salty and moist evening breeze from the seaside, the chirping of the birds outside the window, the joy of sitting in the office booth and giving advice to colleagues, and the comfort of lying on the hard bed in Building 27, 311, Marina Garden. . The most touching thing was that in the winter of 2008, several young colleagues quietly held a birthday party for me. We sat down on the third floor of Lu Mingxuan, picked up the large cake we ordered, and everyone solemnly waited for me to make my wish. The candle light mixed with the warmth of sincerity and kindness and the spicy aroma of the Yuanyang Hot Pot danced in the room. I was at a loss and tears filled my eyes.
The last thing is that I am going to the mountainside to pick a bunch of mimosa and give it to my piano class friend, the five-year-old girl next door. I have to tell her that there is a big garden by Daya Bay, where the sea is like a big emerald-colored jelly, and there are egrets dancing like fairies in the forest, where uncles and aunts light thousands of lights and carefully wipe off the candlesticks. Every bit of smoke and dust scattered around.
It’s okay to say this to a child! I hesitated a little, but I hope I don’t have to ask my respectable and lovely colleagues for help.
Retirement Speech 3
Life is easy but it is hard to grow old, and the years are gone in an instant. Today I bid farewell to the apricot orchard, drinking wine and singing quietly to learn Banqiao. Every year has its own present, and every year is different. Yesterday, I had a full head of black hair, which was all a gift from my parents. Today, my temples are covered with frosty hair, which has been formed by time. Time is like rushing water passing eastward, rushing away and never coming back. Grass grows and withers, and people grow old, get sick, and die. Don't sigh at the sky, don't hate the earth, nature is like this, it's so calm and happy!
Looking back on my childhood life, although I had coarse food and short clothes, I was innocent and carefree; in my youth, history always misled me, and my life was far away. Time is suffering, although the ideals have come to naught, but the blood is full of enthusiasm and the ambition is high; in the prime of life, the flowering season of life has passed. Although I know that the road ahead is difficult, I still march hard, work hard, and welcome the happy smiles.
I lament that I have empty ideals in my good years, but the times do not favor me. It’s not that I’m unwilling to give, it’s that people always abandon me. Fortunately, I was not depressed and stood up tenaciously despite the panic. Entering Yaoshan Mountain, enjoying the wind and rain, I devoted myself to teaching. Although there were no earth-shattering achievements during this period, my father and I were delighted with his achievements.
The road is bumpy and full of wind and rain, but there is pride in heading towards the future. How many nights have you survived, how many ravines have you crossed, how many mountains have you climbed, how much sweat have you shed, how much bitterness have you tasted, how much rubbing have you been subjected to? Ask the sky, God doesn’t know, ask the earth, the earth doesn’t know, ask yourself, it’s hard to tell. clear.
It’s all over. It’s up to others to decide what’s right and wrong. From now on, the heavy burden will be left to the youth. The journey ahead will be smooth sailing, rain or shine; don’t be hesitant about the mountains and rivers ahead. When a person is old, his heart will not grow old, and when a person is poor, his ambition will not be poor. There are good friends and friends tasting the village wine, there are mountains and rivers to watch and the scenery makes one's temperament pleasant, there is the sound of the piano and flute that is always pleasant to the ears, and there are books, paper, pen and ink to express poetic feelings. Set your goals in life and never lose an inch of the sunset. Read the articles for leisure, understand the wonderful ideas, and use pen and ink to follow the steps of the Song and Tang Dynasties. Things in life should be calm and not anxious. Today I invite my relatives and friends to gather together and express my heartfelt thanks.
There is no good wine, but hot soup and three glasses of true love wine. I wish everyone happiness and health!
Retirement Speech 4
When you retire, you don’t need to set the alarm clock to 5:30 , wash up in a hurry after getting up, and then rush to work, no matter it is raining or windy, or spring, summer, autumn or winter;
Retired, there is no need to think about the day's recipes while walking on the way to work, today the child Employees should eat what they should eat, fearing that there would be unprepared food, almost memorizing the recipes; it was not until I was about to retire that I realized that I had to be steady when things happened and stop being anxious;
Retired, Every Saturday night, I no longer wonder whether I should be on duty. Nine o'clock in the evening and seven o'clock in the morning, once every two weeks, the same day for twelve years; while on duty, if there is a northwest wind in winter, every time I go to the Zijin Garden, the strong wind will make the billboard upstairs make a crackling sound. The sound of popping, the fear, the cold, it was very difficult to push the bicycle, and the whooshing northwest wind formed a clear contrast with the warm home; and when I arrived at the unit, I had to do the unfinished homework left for me this week, write During the day, I didn't have time to finish writing the journals and inventory. Even though I arrived at the park two hours early, I was still busy until 11 or 12 o'clock in the night... Then I quietly went upstairs, fearing that the sound would be too loud and startle the colleagues on duty. (Fortunately, starting from September this year, the duty will be cancelled, so the sisters don’t have to worry).
Now that I have retired, I no longer have to worry about formulating measures for high-quality service activities. The kindergarten has been engaged in this activity for more than ten years. In fact, those things are easy to write, but the key is that once the measures have been figured out, it is difficult to implement them. All the formulated measures must be implemented into specific work, and there must be new measures every year
Retired, I no longer racked my brains about arranging winter vacations and days off from work. I took the wall calendar and pondered for two hours. It was like playing checkers, writing one by one, scribbling and then writing. After arranging, I I feel that it is very thorough, but it still does not satisfy every sister;
I have retired and will no longer have to attend the Optimization Combination Conference. From 1992 to 2010, it has lasted 18 years. Listening to the work performance of the previous year, and the difference of 0.0 points from my colleagues, is a bit like listening to the teacher read out the test scores when I was in school. No matter whether you are ranked at the top or at the bottom, people who don’t mind will pay attention and sometimes their heart rate will increase. After all, it is an evaluation of your work in the last school year. The next step is to look forward to a good job in the new year. the beginning of.
Now that I have retired, I no longer have to worry about steaming steamed buns for employees before the Spring Festival; every year as soon as we enter the twelfth lunar month, I start to order those food ingredients, and I repeatedly emphasize to others that they must give us the best. Okay, the things for the New Year should be beautiful and everyone should be satisfied; arrange the work in advance, which sister will book which job, as if it is going to war, be fully prepared, and make the sisters' specialties available. Full play. On the two days of making food (usually the 27th and 28th of the twelfth lunar month), break the usual work time and procedures, and follow the work arranged in advance. Everyone is busy... Two days have passed. , the work was completed successfully, but the sisters were all exhausted. This work is the most exciting thing I have done in a year. I look forward to the changes in society and the changes in the leaders’ ideas, but I can’t keep up.
After retiring, I finally have enough time to look back on the past. In these years, I have experienced district-level first-class kindergartens, city-level first-class kindergartens, district demonstration kindergartens, city demonstration kindergartens, As well as ISO9000 quality certification and other acceptance work, I felt the changes in the kindergarten, witnessed the footprints of the kindergarten's growth, ushered in her glory and brilliance, and shed sweat on the land of the kindergarten.
When my grandson enters the kindergarten, I can proudly tell her that my grandma once fought here...
Retired, the 23 years in the kindergarten are unforgettable, and the time spent with my sisters is unforgettable. In the days of laughter and laughter, they have given me help, tolerance, understanding, support and encouragement over the years, making me at the age of 26 move from childishness to maturity;
Retired, I will never forget the kindergarten sisters, masters and new students. The children who came here cooked delicious and tempting meals. I learned a lot of cooking methods from them, and I kept learning as I grew older.
Now that I have retired, I will never forget the travel activities organized by the kindergarten and the annual Teachers’ Day. Those were the happiest times for me. I didn’t know if I really knew how to take pictures. I ran forward and backward with a camera, sweating profusely. , like a child;
Retired, and finally left the place that makes people miss and hate me, but where I depend on for my survival;
Retired, I can take care of my whole body I am happy to accompany my mother, and no longer look forward to: "When I have money, I will clone a Zhaozhao. One will wash, cook, and accompany my mother at home; the other will work, travel, and learn photography outside." The dream has become a reality;
Retired, I have more time for myself and less money;
Retired, I finally have time to travel around Jincheng with my beloved D90;
Retired , approaching the second youth in my life, I still have many dreams, and I want to realize my dreams in my second youth.
Retirement Speech 5
Dear colleagues:
Please allow me to address you like this for the last time. I will officially retire tomorrow, and I cherish this title very much during the decades that I have been working with my colleagues day and night. My work journey has finally come to an end. Looking back on the past, I am very honored to have worked with all of you for so many years. Our relationship together is deep. The scenes of past work seem to be right in front of my eyes, and it seems like they happened yesterday. The spirit of mutual love between us, you help me and I help you, is so touching when I think about it today! , I have the support and encouragement from my leaders; I have the care and help from my peers; I have the respect and promotion from young people! Thinking about it today, it makes me unforgettable and reluctant to leave. Over the decades of working, I have learned a lot of good things from everyone, which has made my life path feel broad and gratifying. Although I have left my job, my heart is always with you all. I will remember each of you forever, and I hope that we can continue to maintain this beautiful friendship! My work journey is over. , but my life is still very long. I will continue to use my remaining energy on the second starting line of my life, and do what I can for everyone here, so that my life will still be full of content, and I will still remember I am carrying out my responsibilities as a member of society, and I still hope that everyone will remember me! Thank you everyone! Finally, I wish you all work progress, good health, and all the best in the new year!
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