Children's sleep jokes

-I'm going to do push-ups today ... I'm going to do push-ups today and hold them tomorrow.

I hate getting up, especially when I am sick, but I still want to eat despite my illness.

-the belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is nothing good in it. In other words, having nothing to eat is terrible.

Today is New Year's Day, and I have decided not to sleep more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In that case, 8 times 365 divided by 24+02 1.6 days, wake me up on May 3rd!

I wish on a star. I don't really believe it either. It's free anyway, and there's no evidence to prove it's useless.

-A sphere is also a figure. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

Failure is characterized by constant failure. If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down.

-Ou Di shivering with cold outside the window. Poor thing. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just stand by and watch? I have to do something ... Garfield drew the curtains.

This hamburger tastes really good, but it's not as delicious as the first eight.

Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's good not to eat.

My weight is my own business.

I only eat four kinds of food every day: breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks.

I don't watch TV every time I finish eating. Sometimes I watch TV while eating. Some changes in my life will increase my fun.

The more you learn, the more you know; The more you know, the more you forget; The more you forget, the less you know. Why do you study?

-God decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gave you the choice of friends.

-Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

Hard work will never kill you! However, I won't prove it with myself.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.

Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman; Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let her husband know.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.